• Not Kooky At all! John Henry DeJong - The Voice of Sanity

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jul 15 00:55:24 2023
    This is someone he's accused for 20 years of stalking. Then he changes
    his mind. No apologies, no offers to make it up to them. Typical John
    Henry DeJong madness. Bonus post on John rolling cigarettes!

    "You cost me everything, fucker. And I'm going to make you pay for it.
    Every bit, as slowly and painfully as I can. I'm going to take
    everything you own, I'm going to have you thrown in jail, I'm going to
    get written up in your local paper for being such a great guy after I
    win your mom's house and then give it back to her contingent on her
    refusal to ever let you live there again and that ownership reverts to
    me on her death, then I'm going to have my network drop a rumor that
    you're locked up for diddling kids - a safe bet that you're guilty of it
    even if you've never been caught - and let nature take its course.

    Perhaps before that I'll seduce your sister, just to drive the nail in
    nice and deep. Maybe we'll make a video for you so you can have a nice
    reminder of what that scrotum you fell in love with twenty years ago
    looks like."

    "Let's see - you call my house at least fifty times in the space of a
    week, calling my mom a worthless whore, asking my dad why he didn't use
    a condom, etc. Then when I call your house ONE TIME in response to tell
    you to back the fuck off and your dad answers...and in your mind, that's
    the same thing.

    You are a deranged man and a threat to the general public."


    "Holy shit are you stupid. You started harassing me in 1997. That's over
    twenty years ago. I left Usenet in 2005. That's 13 years ago. You're a
    fucking idiot, Alex. Absolutely, irredeemably, stone fucking stupid.
    Why you've decided to fixate on me and harass me for all these years
    even when I deliberately REFUSED to engage you for at least ten of the
    last thirteen of them and even then only to tell you to fuck off and
    never contact me again, I don't know.

    And I don't care.

    You took my life.

    Now I'm gonna take yours."

    BONUS!!!!

    "I rarely drink alcohol. I've lost most of my domains, my hosting is
    paid a year at a time, and I reroll my smokes from butts in the public
    ashtray outside with a tube roller because I'm a nicotine addict and
    since my vape was in my car I'm not really equipped - or frankly
    inclined with my current issues - to quit."

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  • From Family Guy@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 14 18:39:21 2023
    On Friday, July 14, 2023 at 8:55:29 PM UTC-4, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
    This is someone he's accused for 20 years of stalking. Then he changes
    his mind. No apologies, no offers to make it up to them. Typical John
    Henry DeJong madness. Bonus post on John rolling cigarettes!

    "You cost me everything, fucker. And I'm going to make you pay for it.
    Every bit, as slowly and painfully as I can. I'm going to take
    everything you own, I'm going to have you thrown in jail, I'm going to
    get written up in your local paper for being such a great guy after I
    win your mom's house and then give it back to her contingent on her
    refusal to ever let you live there again and that ownership reverts to
    me on her death, then I'm going to have my network drop a rumor that
    you're locked up for diddling kids - a safe bet that you're guilty of it even if you've never been caught - and let nature take its course.


    And all of that actually happened. Inside John's head.




    Perhaps before that I'll seduce your sister, just to drive the nail in
    nice and deep. Maybe we'll make a video for you so you can have a nice reminder of what that scrotum you fell in love with twenty years ago
    looks like."


    Perhaps before THAT John will throw rocks through windows, or set fires on front lawns.




    "Let's see - you call my house at least fifty times in the space of a
    week, calling my mom a worthless whore, asking my dad why he didn't use
    a condom, etc. Then when I call your house ONE TIME in response to tell
    you to back the fuck off and your dad answers...and in your mind, that's
    the same thing.


    I have literally never called John DeJong's AKA John Henry DeJong AKA LowGenius AKA Jo-Jo AKA Crazy Man AKA Grand Theft Auto V reject John Henry's house.
    He did, however, call my parents' house once, my father did answer. I was on the phone with him at the time, advised him to hang up, *69 the number, and call me back.
    The resulting froth in RSPW from John was hilarious. I still suspect he was plastered at the time of his call. I'm surprised he even remembered doing it.



    You are a deranged man and a threat to the general public."

    Those words have been spoken to him many times. Probably more than once when he was driving for Lyft.



    "Holy shit are you stupid. You started harassing me in 1997. That's over twenty years ago. I left Usenet in 2005. That's 13 years ago. You're a fucking idiot, Alex. Absolutely, irredeemably, stone fucking stupid.
    Why you've decided to fixate on me and harass me for all these years
    even when I deliberately REFUSED to engage you for at least ten of the
    last thirteen of them and even then only to tell you to fuck off and
    never contact me again, I don't know.

    And I don't care.

    You took my life.

    Now I'm gonna take yours."

    John watches too many movies. Which movies, I'm honestly not sure. But too many of them for certain.



    BONUS!!!!

    "I rarely drink alcohol. I've lost most of my domains, my hosting is
    paid a year at a time, and I reroll my smokes from butts in the public ashtray outside with a tube roller because I'm a nicotine addict and
    since my vape was in my car I'm not really equipped - or frankly
    inclined with my current issues - to quit."

    You know what he did quit? Life.

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