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persent@yohoo.com> wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:
Alex Cain has decided against having a family of his
own.
If you consider "has decided" as having the decision forced
upon him for numerous reasons, such as: embarrassment over
testicles never having descended; afraid of being laughed
out of bed; sperm too retarded to know what to do; fear of
the same sort of birth defects Dink suffers from;
micropenis; midgetitis; Congenital Peniphilia Syndrome;
having been beaten a thousand times too many with the ugly
stick; being such a failure that he can't even take care of
himself, let alone a wife and kids; being unable to find a
job; being unable to keep a job; being unable to find and
keep a job that pays more than minimum wage; living in
mommy's basement; basement mold-induced impotence; and being
so very clearly Richard Simmons gay.
<snicker>
lol
When you put it like that, it’s all the more surprising that Alex has repeatedly managed to beat, humiliate and mindfuck Chadlee Bryant for so
many years.
Well played Alex!
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