John aired his normal lines of BS, a few souls riffed on it. John
pretended he wasn't reading it but that breaks down in a few spots. See
if you can guess which. Here's one. There are others.

A snippet:

"beefaronitits: Didn’t you get fired from Lyft for posting about women’s perkies?

metaphoid: That's the reason?
beefaronitits: What about the woman in SLC who you stalked and stole her
socks?

metaphoid: Holy shit.

beefaronitits: Yeah I have the perkies screenshot

metaphoid: That's hilarious.

metaphoid: Did he wank in the socks too?

beefaronitits: I’ve got four more minutes before my brain melts

beefaronitits: He probably still has the socks he stole from her

beefaronitits: He was creeping on her hardcore pretending he cared about helping her

metaphoid: The socks story is one I never heard.

beefaronitits: It was super predatory and gross and she left her socks
at his house and he was posting about how he wanted to find her and give
them back to her. But he’s a pathological liar"

Note: This is the Lyft job where Alex Cain was blamed for reporting John
and getting him fired.

Enjoy. Here's the whole chat.
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metaphoid: The whole "Mooch Who Cried Emergency Fundraiser" routine gets
old after a few years.

metaphoid: You built nothing, you simply exploit free tools and expect
others to pay your way.

metaphoid: Omar Rivero never heard of you, liar.

metaphoid: How do you propose to fix society when you can't even fix
yourself?

metaphoid: Matt Desmond says: Boo!

beefaronitits: Only one wizard is brave enough to stop it

beefaronitits: You became the guy who cons people out of their hard
earned money

beefaronitits: Used car salesmen are more ethical than you.
At least they work for their money

metaphoid: You went to classes and managed to waste Beth Aultman's
money.

beefaronitits: The problem is unethical grifters refuse to work
and blame everyone else for their problems

metaphoid: What do you have against scutwork, John?

beefaronitits: Literally no one claims that

beefaronitits: The things he dreams about are wild

beefaronitits: Censoring people who disagree with you is so brave.

metaphoid: John built all this and look where it got him!

beefaronitits: The widget doesn’t suck. You do

beefaronitits: He’s just admitting he knows how to manipulate people out
of their money

metaphoid: John is a marketing genius, look at how well
he's doing.

metaphoid: He's reduced to explaining why the things he's
railing against don't apply to him.

beefaronitits: He’s doing amazing at conning people metaphoid: Only the dumbest.

beefaronitits: This is hard to watch. I’m gonna have to tap out
soon to listen to something more intelligent like Ben Shapiro.

metaphoid: You've certainly convinced me you're not better than I am.

metaphoid: Your followers are dumber than Michael Jackson fans, John.

beefaronitits: Only John knows who the real capitalists are

beefaronitits: The only content you should share is the wizard’s

metaphoid: John wants everyone to do his fucking marketing for him too.

beefaronitits: Next he’ll be telling people they need to make toilet
studio videos for him too

beefaronitits: That’s disgusting. You didn’t earn a dime of that. beefaronitits: Beg for
metaphoid: Yeah, the toilet videos are a big part of his appeal.

beefaronitits: Grift

beefaronitits: Con

beefaronitits: Use people

beefaronitits: Steal

beefaronitits: That’s what i would call it

beefaronitits: You already admitted you didn’t give the landlord rent
money you lying grifter

metaphoid: You paid a small part of the back rent to stall the landlord.

beefaronitits: Begging support

metaphoid: The support for the work isn't there, you just got a few
suckers who felt bad for you. Your content is crap and 90% begging.

beefaronitits: You’ve had years and still failed

beefaronitits: He’s gonna make other people take over his site for him? Shocking

metaphoid: Elon Musk hasn't hired him yet?

beefaronitits: He’s too good to do scutwork for Elon

metaphoid: What? Are you even more batshit than I believe you are?

beefaronitits: It’s manipulative af beefaronitits: He is literally
gaslighting his audience about how he takes advantage of them

metaphoid: This sounds like the junkies in my old neighborhood trying to
get 10 bucks so they can take their aunt to the hospital. metaphoid:
Mind you, the junkies are more convincing.

beefaronitits: You are conning people out of their money

metaphoid: You're going after the people who can least afford to fund
your ego trip, John

beefaronitits: This dude definitely doesn’t wash his hands after making
toilet videos

metaphoid: I think it's about time for another 20 minute goodbye.

beefaronitits: When he says Custode it sounds like chode beefaronitits:
This is like if the crazy guys on the corner with megaphones yelling
about Jesus had an adobe subscription

metaphoid: He's not wrong then!

beefaronitits: Like how you talk about Matt Desmond?

metaphoid: That toe is going to hurt while walking to McDonalds for a
corporate deathburger, John

beefaronitits: Didn’t he write ONE article
you didn’t like and you tried to doxx him because of that? You clown

metaphoid: Tell us about Mcdonalds and ethics?

metaphoid: It's OK, he's trying to throw off the chains of fake
leftists.

beefaronitits: We would be if people like you weren’t stealing
everyone else’s money

metaphoid: Ah, it's the carrot and stick. Maybe he'll throw in a
monorail.

metaphoid: With someone else's money.

metaphoid: All this because he can't collect welfare?

beefaronitits: Didn’t you get fired from Lyft for posting about women’s perkies?

metaphoid: That's the reason?

beefaronitits: What about the woman in SLC who you stalked and stole her
socks?

metaphoid: Holy shit.

beefaronitits: Yeah I have the perkies screenshot

metaphoid: That's hilarious.

metaphoid: Did he wank in the socks too?

beefaronitits: I’ve got four more minutes before my brain melts

beefaronitits: He probably still has the socks he stole from her

beefaronitits: He was creeping on her hardcore pretending he cared about helping her

metaphoid: The socks story is one I never heard.

beefaronitits: It was super predatory and gross and she left her socks
at his house and he was posting about how he wanted to find her and give
them back to her. But he’s a pathological liar

metaphoid: John said "my job" and my irony meter just vaporized.

beefaronitits: His job is doing what he does when he’s not begging for
money

beefaronitits: Only the wizard can save us!

metaphoid: Chef Boy-ar-dee is doing about 60,000 rpm and the casket is disintegrating.

beefaronitits: Please do

beefaronitits: Quickly

beefaronitits: Ooh mention Matt Desmond!

metaphoid: John part with money? Do tell.

metaphoid: Only if it's a stripper he's trying to bone.

beefaronitits: He finally noticed the comments

beefaronitits: What a loser

beefaronitits: He doesn’t even bother to see if the marks he conned are commenting

metaphoid: John supposedly raised 10k for a stripper and she
ghosted him once she got the money.

metaphoid: It is the point. you want others to finance your lifestyle.

beefaronitits: Almost everything he says is a lie to get people to feel
sorry for him beefaronitits: Share his shitty content so he can beg your friends for money!

beefaronitits: He literally says he blocks anyone for posting comments
he doesn’t like metaphoid: Do all the scutwork for him, dammit.

metaphoid: I'm surprised he doesn't block on keywords like "job"

beefaronitits: He does ban people for mentioning a job now lol

beefaronitits: Is he falling asleep

beefaronitits: “Paid my rent” he said without even a hint of irony

metaphoid: Bad choice of keyword. I meant "soap" or "hygeine".

metaphoid: Or "rent"

metaphoid: Or "repay"

beefaronitits: How can he call anyone else a grifter with a straight
face?

metaphoid: Or "Beth Aultman"

metaphoid: Narcissism?

beefaronitits: He has literally gone after Matt Desmond personally for
years

metaphoid: And Alex Cain for over 20.

beefaronitits: This is what happens when a narcissist with no self
awareness rambles

beefaronitits: I am Alex Cain

metaphoid: I'm Spartacus.

beefaronitits: I’m Alex Cain from the wrasslin boards

metaphoid: Can I be Omar the next time?

beefaronitits: John lost a wrestling match with a TV

metaphoid: The dumpster got in the way.

beefaronitits: HIS DAUGHTER HATES HIM

metaphoid: John embraces failure like he embraces his fleshlight

beefaronitits: why doesn’t his family talk to him anymore?

metaphoid: He lived there?

beefaronitits: Did Matt Desmond turn his family against him?!

metaphoid: That's enough reason to never talk to him again.

beefaronitits: Has he ever even met his grand kids? I doubt it

beefaronitits: He’s spent more time with cocaine than with his own
family members

metaphoid: It's better than listening to you whine, John.

beefaronitits: I should pay to get my name added to the credits

beefaronitits: My Twitch name

metaphoid: He should pay you for listening

metaphoid: This is an old trick where the scammer pretends people are
throwing money at him.

beefaronitits: He definitely lies about how much he’s getting so he can
spend more without telling people he’s blowing their money.

beefaronitits: I wonder if he’ll give Beth a producer credit

metaphoid: don't worry, he'll be broke soon enough.

beefaronitits: Did the video go out for you too?

metaphoid: Yep

metaphoid: I think he cut it off.

beefaronitits: His camera is going out cuz I bribed the hotel to cut off
his Wi-Fi

metaphoid: Damn you Omar!

beefaronitits: I’m out. I have ethical begging to do

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John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame, not Perkoff.

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Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:

John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame, not Perkoff.

Can you detail John DeJong’s version of events?

After all, that’s the main purpose of you bring here, isn’t it?

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On Tuesday, February 28, 2023 at 5:20:32 AM UTC-5, ]v[orwoo ]v[ann wrote:

Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:

John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame, not
Perkoff.

Can you detail John DeJong’s version of events?

After all, that’s the main purpose of you bring here, isn’t it?

I used my influence to have satellites track John's whereabouts, then called Lyft's CEO and personally informed him of their delinquent driver.
Then I used my contacts to make sure that John's stuff would all be thrown in a dumpster.
It's all in the videos.

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In <ttkkhc$3j0np$1@dont-email.me>, ]v[orwoo ]v[ann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote:

Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:

John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame,
not Perkoff.

Can you detail John DeJong’s version of events?

Here he is with a forum and opportunity to set the record straight.

After all, that’s the main purpose of you bring here, isn’t it?

Apparently not...

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-Creon

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On Thursday, March 2, 2023 at 7:34:12 AM UTC-8, Creon wrote:

In <ttkkhc$3j0np$1...@dont-email.me>, ]v[orwoo ]v[ann <more...@lowincomegenius.com> wrote:

Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:

John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame, >> not Perkoff.

Can you detail John DeJong’s version of events?

Here he is with a forum and opportunity to set the record straight.

After all, that’s the main purpose of you bring here, isn’t it?

Apparently not...

--
-Creon

Asked and answered.

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Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:

On Thursday, March 2, 2023 at 7:34:12 AM UTC-8, Creon wrote:

In <ttkkhc$3j0np$1...@dont-email.me>, ]v[orwoo ]v[ann
<more...@lowincomegenius.com> wrote:

Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:

John already explained what happened with Lyft. Alex Cain was to blame, >>>> not Perkoff.

Can you detail John DeJong’s version of events?

Here he is with a forum and opportunity to set the record straight.

After all, that’s the main purpose of you bring here, isn’t it?

Apparently not...

--
-Creon

Asked and answered.

Asked and avoided. Multiple times.

Next time, just stay silent, coward…

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