• Bad Grifters in Bad Neighborhoods

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Sat Feb 25 16:51:35 2023
    What a shithole. It's listed as safer than 1% of US cities.

    https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/mi/kalamazoo/crime

    Let's start with baselines. Flint is pretty scary, right?
    Then we can try Battle Creek down the road a bit from Kalamazoo.

    MICHIGAN CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 23

    BATTLE CREEK CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 52

    How about a known dump like Flint? It's the home of Michael Moore and
    his documentary that was going to change the world, just like John will!

    FLINT CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 57

    Maybe he did. John needs funding on a documentary I suppose. Venmo him
    now. So let's pick more dangerous areas. Detroit is a given. Muskegon
    Heights is a genuinely scary place, right? Same for Detroit.

    MUSKEGON HEIGHTS CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 178
    KALAMAZOO CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 191
    DETROIT CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 268

    No wonder John feels at home.

    Paypal him now.

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Sat Feb 25 21:41:19 2023
    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    What a shithole. It's listed as safer than 1% of US cities.

    https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/mi/kalamazoo/crime

    Let's start with baselines. Flint is pretty scary, right?
    Then we can try Battle Creek down the road a bit from Kalamazoo.

    MICHIGAN CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 23

    BATTLE CREEK CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 52

    How about a known dump like Flint? It's the home of Michael Moore and
    his documentary that was going to change the world, just like John will!

    FLINT CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 57

    Maybe he did. John needs funding on a documentary I suppose. Venmo him
    now. So let's pick more dangerous areas. Detroit is a given. Muskegon
    Heights is a genuinely scary place, right? Same for Detroit.

    MUSKEGON HEIGHTS CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 178
    KALAMAZOO CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 191
    DETROIT CRIMES PER SQUARE MILE = 268

    No wonder John feels at home.

    Paypal him now.


    Water always finds its level.

    And John always finds himself friendless, homeless and hopeless.

    Damn the man for keeping him down…

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