• Time for a welfare check.

    From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 24 05:37:37 2023
    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others. I
    have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food and a
    place to stay.

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to Morwoo Mann on Fri Feb 24 19:29:23 2023
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others.
    I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food
    and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of 150
    - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Fri Feb 24 19:24:08 2023
    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others. I
    have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of 150 - give
    or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send money instead…

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Fri Feb 24 21:53:42 2023
    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others.
    I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food
    and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of 150
    - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"


    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable
    existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to Morwoo Mann on Fri Feb 24 22:14:00 2023
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttbbl6$2akqq$1@dont-email.me:

    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in
    news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and
    others. I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get
    some food and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of
    150 - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"


    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable
    existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

    Where does John propose to cook Chef Boy-ar-dee's Finest when he's
    streeted? It's not exactly the tropics there and ice cold beefaroni must
    be fairly disgusting.

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  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 24 15:17:37 2023
    Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttbbl6$2akqq$1@dont-email.me:

    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in
    news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and
    others. I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get
    some food and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of >>>> 150 - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"


    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable
    existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

    Where does John propose to cook Chef Boy-ar-dee's Finest when he's
    streeted? It's not exactly the tropics there and ice cold beefaroni must
    be fairly disgusting.


    he can keep it in his armpit until it warms

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Fri Feb 24 22:30:32 2023
    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttbbl6$2akqq$1@dont-email.me:

    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in
    news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and
    others. I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get
    some food and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of
    150 - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"


    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable
    existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

    Where does John propose to cook Chef Boy-ar-dee's Finest when he's
    streeted? It's not exactly the tropics there and ice cold beefaroni must
    be fairly disgusting.

    That’s crazy talk. John doesn’t get discouraged by practical concerns like cooking food, paying bills or personal hygiene. They’re the hallmarks of
    the evil capitalist society he refuses to participate in. Except for using
    its tools to beg for money and get other people to work so he doesn’t have to.

    John DeJong will be just fine heating his beefaroni with the heartwarming
    tales of the gifted child who grew up to abuse women, fleece
    well-intentioned dying strangers and who will never, ever have enough of
    other peoples money.

    It’s the rags to rags story of the year!

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to pursent100@gmail.com on Fri Feb 24 22:42:22 2023
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:
    Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in
    news:ttbbl6$2akqq$1@dont-email.me:

    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <morewoman@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in
    news:ttb2sn$29pes$1@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and
    others. I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get >>>>>> some food and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of >>>>> 150 - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send >>>>> money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was
    expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"


    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable
    existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

    Where does John propose to cook Chef Boy-ar-dee's Finest when he's
    streeted? It's not exactly the tropics there and ice cold beefaroni must
    be fairly disgusting.


    he can keep it in his armpit until it warms


    As a child, John had gifted armpits. Children with gifted armpits often struggle to assimilate with modern cooking equipment according to a
    fascinating article he recently made up.

    It’s just part of the cross he has to bear as a half-white, half-negro, half-native American in a world where no one but him knows how to fix
    problems like the never ending cycle of poverty that seems to surround him, everywhere he goes.

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  • From Family Guy@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Fri Feb 24 14:49:54 2023
    On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:37:42 AM UTC-5, Skeeter wrote:
    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others. I
    have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food and a place to stay.

    No one gives enough of a shit about JH to do a welfare check on him.
    He should, however, be Baker Acted. Any chance he can be forcibly moved to Florida?

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  • From marika@21:1/5 to Morwoo Mann on Mon Mar 13 20:00:27 2023
    On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:53:49 PM UTC-6, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadwe...@zoho.com> wrote:
    Morwoo Mann <more...@lowincomegenius.com> wrote in news:ttb2sn$29pes$1...@dont-email.me:

    Skeeter <nom...@invalid.invalid> wrote:


    I'm worried about JH. He seems to be a threat to himself and others.
    I have called the proper authorities and maybe he will get some food
    and a place to stay.


    What the?

    You organised a welfare check?

    Don’t you know he was a gifted child and has an imaginary IQ of 150
    - give or take six points?

    For the love of Job - cancel that welfare check post-haste. And send
    money instead…

    Now look at what you've done! You said "welfare check" and John was expecting a Gubmint handout and not a straitjacket.

    You bastards!

    "From Beefaroni to a coat with wraparound sleeves? Not fair!"

    LOL!

    If John was a little more realistic, he could eek out a comfortable existence on goodwill beefaroni and Gubmint cheese.

    I wonder if he’s ever considered learning how to whittle…

    He should shop at Ollie's

    I am pretty sure they have beefaroni that is even cheaper than cheap

    Ollie's motto is Cheap

    I bought this at ollies

    Has a best by date in 2022

    It is a great substitute for if you cannot find fresh avocado, which happens a lot here and if you do not care about freshness dating

    https://www.salsas.com/herdez/products/hot_sauce/herdez-avocado-hot-sauce/

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