Here's some comments from tonight's Chat Transcript on the JH show. It
appears there wasn't much of an audience.

beefaronitits: “This is what I do” literally just beg for money and
provide no original incites. You’d have to be a narcissistic wizard to
believe he’s gonna change the world.

beefaronitits: You provide no actual value to society

beefaronitits: People have finally realized you’re a grifter

beefaronitits: That’s why you haven’t raised a dollar all day

metaphoid: I'm concerned about the amount of profanity in this show.

beefaronitits: You are literally just talking to yourself and people who
are laughing at you

metaphoid: Is this guy trolling us?

beefaronitits: Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive thru. Please stop ranting
about your low rent blog.

metaphoid: He really doesn't want to interact with his audience for some
reason

metaphoid: I don't see how trite war stories about about jobs 20 years
ago is going to to pay your bills but maybe that's just me.

beefaronitits: Does he realize literally no one is watching?

metaphoid: I don't think it matters on this kind of ego trip.

beefaronitits: This man is pushing 70 and still blaming other people for
his problems

beefaronitits: How did you get people to pay for your palm pilot?
metaphoid: This appears to be what happens to predatory narcissists.


beefaronitits: He gets the details of literally everything wrong

beefaronitits: He is telling this story to people who are only watching
him to laugh at him

beefaronitits: This is the most views he’s gotten all day

metaphoid: If only people had listened to John!

beefaronitits: When he gets evicted from the roach motel will he have to
trade in his toilet studio for a port o potty studio?

beefaronitits: Can I send him money to stfu?

metaphoid: If you don't send him money he will anyway.

beefaronitits: “I’m always trying to find new ways to support myself”
??????

metaphoid: Is John claiming to have invented bar codes for inventory?

beefaronitits: The lie detector test determined that was a lie

metaphoid: Is this how Beth Aultman lost her inheritance?

beefaronitits: the wizard who invented barcodes

metaphoid: I don't see a lot of money coming in.

beefaronitits: We should be charging him to watch this shit

beefaronitits: Could you have prevented 9/11 with the bar codes you
invented?

metaphoid: You develop work they're paying for means they own it.

beefaronitits: Ooh talk about why your daughter doesn’t talk to you
next!

beefaronitits: God he will literally take credit for anything

metaphoid: I want to know why his whole family put him out on the
street.

beefaronitits: One thing he can’t take credit for is paying to fix his
teeth. His cons paid for that

beefaronitits: His keyboard is the reason no one is donating!

metaphoid: I was wondering about the teeth...errr...dentures

beefaronitits: Corporate America isn’t hiring grifters

beefaronitits: Imagine bragging about being a full time beggar

metaphoid: There's always consulting companies hiring. You can pass a
technical screen and you're in.

beefaronitits: You’ve been getting embarrassed on the internet since the
90s

beefaronitits: Because he prefers begging over actual work

beefaronitits: He can tell the bums how ethical he is and how they do
scut work

metaphoid: This is why he's been a laughingstock on Usenet for over 20
years. Maybe I should ask "Alex Cain" to stop in.

beefaronitits: Funny how he talks about the troll comments like there’s
normal comments too

beefaronitits: Yes, THIS is why he deserves our money

metaphoid: Is this the hill John is going to die on? I deserve money
because there are people who ask uncomfortable questions?

beefaronitits: I can’t comment anymore lol coward

beefaronitits: Apparently beef a Roni gets moderated if you say it as
one word

metaphoid: This guy can really shovel it to the marks.

metaphoid: He's talking about grifting now? I hope there's no mirrors
handy.

beefaronitits: If this were true he’d have been thrown off the train a
long time ago

metaphoid: You mean under the train?

metaphoid: He's doing a great job of convincing me to not send money.

beefaronitits: Someone buy this man a prostitdude

beefaronitits: What if there were actual fans commenting on this
drivel?! Just imagine! He’d still be getting no money

beefaronitits: When narcissists talk about narcissism without even a
hint of irony

metaphoid: Zero self-awareness is a brand?

beefaronitits: “I want mine” literally drives your grifting

metaphoid: Can we talk about scutwork next?

beefaronitits: It feels good to have your needs met by strangers

beefaronitits: Literally describing his own terrible content

beefaronitits: Talk about why your daughter hates you

beefaronitits: So he passes judgment without information? So on brand
for him

metaphoid: Is there a company where employers don't care about personal hygeine?

metaphoid: I think we may have a candidate for them.

beefaronitits: If it’s a pain in the butt get a real job

beefaronitits: I wanna donate my money to the pro-Fox News wizard!

metaphoid: I donate to large breasted women myself.

metaphoid: I get something out of it. What is John offering?

beefaronitits: I love how he pretends someone actually helps him with
this nonsense

metaphoid: I don't see that goal moving, John? Do you not wonder why?

beefaronitits: I don’t have time because I have to keep begging for
money!

beefaronitits: This guy would laugh so hard if he knew a wizard was mad
at him

beefaronitits: If indeed you are a wizard!

beefaronitits: Cast a level 4 grifting spell!

metaphoid: I'm all donated out but I'd be happy to drop 500 bucks to get
my name on a months worth of his videos otherwise.

beefaronitits: For 500 would he shut up for a month?

metaphoid: Aren't there ice storms coming through Kalamazoo shortly?

beefaronitits: Maybe Beth will fund their education!

beefaronitits: 100k people in Chicago don’t have power rn and the wizard
is grifting

metaphoid: I feel Beth should have her name on every video based on the
amount of money John got over the years.

beefaronitits: You don’t even have any money to save yourself

metaphoid: Is is possible to get a job selling fleshlights? Seems to me
that has a market.

metaphoid: I'm still trying to work out the point of this one-way
discussion.

beefaronitits: If the fleshlights are filled with warm beef a Roni sign
me up!

beefaronitits: John is humanity

metaphoid: "Stream until I die" - hurry it up.

metaphoid: Perhaps there's an expectation that a Deus Ex Boy-Ar-Dee is
coming any second now.

beefaronitits: You think you have a right to other people’s money

beefaronitits: He’s always lying lol even the title is a lie

beefaronitits: Will he take us into his hotel toilet studio when he has
to pass a Chad?

metaphoid: You're looking at it all wrong. Bernie Sanders says
everything should be free.

beefaronitits: He made the passing a Chad noise right as I sent that lol

metaphoid: Serendipity.

beefaronitits: The wizard could have prevented COVID!

metaphoid: If only I parted with money sooner.

beefaronitits: He’s just mad COVID rent restrictions ended

beefaronitits: Here’s where he talks about how he isn’t willing to work

metaphoid: How habitable are lean-to tents in an ice storm?

beefaronitits: I’d sacrifice a wizard to potentially save a school@child

metaphoid: Someone may provide an answer soon.

beefaronitits: People inadvertently paid for this crap

metaphoid: Imagine letting this guy pollute your uterus and the gene
pool?

metaphoid: Ah, let's dredge up old material, I don't have anything now!

metaphoid: I'm starting to miss the Jerry Lewis Telethons. Can we pan to
the operators waiting for your call next?

metaphoid: He's down to doing reruns of reruns. Damn.

beefaronitits: Is this the fabled wizard doing what he does?

metaphoid: At least parade Sally-Freaking-Struthers out next, if only to
be less annoying.

metaphoid: The only thing Fetterman is missing are some bolts in his
neck.

metaphoid: It's time to dust off some more low hanging fruit, John. Tell
us about Lou Dobbs next.

metaphoid: Matt Desmond? Who is he?

metaphoid: Matt is an oppressor? Let's out him and get people to
threasten him!

metaphoid: No funds? That's horrible. Beth Aultman might help.

beefaronitits: No one is sending money

beefaronitits: Ooh talk about Alex Cain and Usenet

BroadcasterJohnHenryUS: Best way to contribute funds is
[spam redacted]

metaphoid: I'm shocked beyond words. Why not? With this audience?

metaphoid: Can I send a negative amount?

beefaronitits: That headline was a total lie

beefaronitits: He can’t even grift right

beefaronitits: Please don’t sing

metaphoid: So busking is scut work?

beefaronitits: I will pay to not hear him sing

beefaronitits: Literally any amount

metaphoid: No you won't.

beefaronitits: Please for the love of good don’t let him sing

beefaronitits: He needs money for adobe. What a POS

beefaronitits: THINGS ARE TIGHT WHEN YOURE SPENDING OTHER PEOPLES MONEY

metaphoid: What happened to the good old days when you could ethically
pirate software?

beefaronitits: You’re a loser, Harry

beefaronitits: I want the last hour of my life back. I’m sending him a
bill

beefaronitits: No one will ever send him $5,000

beefaronitits: The poor suckers who are helping him

metaphoid: Beth Aultman gave you how much money? How much did you pay
back?

beefaronitits: Somehow this is their responsibility

beefaronitits: A 70 year old grifting wizard

metaphoid: Sarah McLaughlin has talent.

metaphoid: Dress warmly, John.

metaphoid: Cardboard boxes provide plenty of insulation.

metaphoid: Put the opening against the side of the building.

beefaronitits: He does so much! Like legislation he’s never gotten
passed lol

beefaronitits: You’re starving because you’re a bad person

metaphoid: I was hoping to hear about the Kalamazoo city council.

beefaronitits: Can’t wait til next time.

metaphoid: That was underwhelming. I feel he owes us money.

metaphoid: "For amber"? His daughter, perhaps?

metaphoid: Me widdle heart am going pitty-pitty-pat.

metaphoid: We ought to get together more like this, Mr Cain.

metaphoid: They ought to make a fucking Rifftrax of this guy.

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