• A last-minute reprieve. John Henry is safe!

    From Laz Mann@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 3 16:45:16 2023
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.

    JH's landlord has allowed him to remain on the premises
    until Monday. John attempted to rent a Uhaul van, but could
    not because he does not have a bank account. He also tried
    to rent a box truck, but no compact sizes were available. He
    also checked Enterprise and nothing was available to rent.
    Craigslist has been suggested to him by multiple followers,
    but JH requires a Uhaul rental for his purposes.

    After receiving the landlord's extension, John successfully
    reserved a truck for Monday. It was a close call, because had
    the landlord not agreed to let John stay, he would have had to
    walk out and leave all of his possessions behind.

    Tonight, JH will book a hotel room for next week, renew his
    autoposter subscription, and likely stream. Tune in, donate
    if you can, spread the word if you can't.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/JohnHenryUS
    Patreon: https://patreon.com/JohnHenry
    CashApp/Cash.Me/Chime: $JohnHenryUS
    If none of those are to your liking, there's also an option at johnhenry.us/shop

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  • From Family Guy@21:1/5 to Laz Mann on Mon Feb 6 16:46:04 2023
    On Friday, February 3, 2023 at 7:45:18 PM UTC-5, Laz Mann wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.

    JH's landlord has allowed him to remain on the premises
    until Monday. John attempted to rent a Uhaul van, but could
    not because he does not have a bank account. He also tried
    to rent a box truck, but no compact sizes were available. He
    also checked Enterprise and nothing was available to rent.
    Craigslist has been suggested to him by multiple followers,
    but JH requires a Uhaul rental for his purposes.

    After receiving the landlord's extension, John successfully
    reserved a truck for Monday. It was a close call, because had
    the landlord not agreed to let John stay, he would have had to
    walk out and leave all of his possessions behind.

    Tonight, JH will book a hotel room for next week, renew his
    autoposter subscription, and likely stream. Tune in, donate
    if you can, spread the word if you can't.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/JohnHenryUS
    Patreon: https://patreon.com/JohnHenry
    CashApp/Cash.Me/Chime: $JohnHenryUS
    If none of those are to your liking, there's also an option at johnhenry.us/shop

    Fuck him.

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Laz Mann on Tue Feb 21 19:27:09 2023
    Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.

    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family. Or
    his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he tried
    to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he bragged about leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype credentials. Or his multiple victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who gave up half his tiny Salt Lake
    City unit and skip bin on numerous occasions. Or the countless landlords who’ve been left high and dry. Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been forced to fend for herself and fight addiction single-handedly since a
    young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of ingratitude?

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  • From Laz Mann@21:1/5 to Morwoo Mann on Tue Feb 21 20:44:54 2023
    On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.
    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family. Or his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he tried to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he bragged about leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype credentials. Or his multiple victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who gave up half his tiny Salt Lake City unit and skip bin on numerous occasions. Or the countless landlords who’ve been left high and dry. Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been forced to fend for herself and fight addiction single-handedly since a
    young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of ingratitude?

    Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined,
    "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."

    paypal.me/johnhenryus

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Laz Mann on Wed Feb 22 09:21:17 2023
    Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:
    On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.
    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family. Or >> his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he tried >> to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he bragged about
    leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype credentials. Or his multiple >> victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who gave up half his tiny Salt Lake >> City unit and skip bin on numerous occasions. Or the countless landlords
    who’ve been left high and dry. Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been
    forced to fend for herself and fight addiction single-handedly since a
    young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have
    steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of
    ingratitude?

    Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined,
    "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."

    paypal.me/johnhenryus


    Whilst no one could argue that John DeJong is truly deserving of our pity, Aristotle would be well advised to teach the leaching bastard to fish.

    Our collective compassion has rendered John impotent for far too long.

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  • From Laz Mann@21:1/5 to Morwoo Mann on Wed Feb 22 06:23:33 2023
    On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 1:21:20 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.
    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family. Or
    his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he tried
    to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he bragged about >> leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype credentials. Or his multiple
    victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who gave up half his tiny Salt Lake
    City unit and skip bin on numerous occasions. Or the countless landlords >> who’ve been left high and dry. Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been >> forced to fend for herself and fight addiction single-handedly since a
    young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have >> steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of >> ingratitude?

    Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined, "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."

    paypal.me/johnhenryus

    Whilst no one could argue that John DeJong is truly deserving of our pity, Aristotle would be well advised to teach the leaching bastard to fish.

    Our collective compassion has rendered John impotent for far too long.

    You've donated before, then?

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  • From Creon@21:1/5 to lazmann@protonmail.com on Wed Feb 22 15:12:12 2023
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <c64cb0a8-26bc-47b7-a9b0-2dea652eed41n@googlegroups.com>, Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:

    On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping other
    people improve their world can catch a break sometimes, after all.
    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family.
    Or his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he
    tried to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he
    bragged about leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype
    credentials. Or his multiple victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who
    gave up half his tiny Salt Lake City unit and skip bin on numerous
    occasions. Or the countless landlords who’ve been left high and dry. Or
    his unfortunate daughter who’s been forced to fend for herself and
    fight addiction single-handedly since a young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain
    have steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong
    pit of ingratitude?

    Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined,
    "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."

    Someone has apparently butchered Aristotle quoting Dodgy-knees.

    (Looks like snow. This job calls for a lot of snow shovels.)

    --
    -Creon

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  • From =?UTF-8?B?8J+MiPCfkpDwn4y78J+MuvCfj@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 22 16:49:04 2023
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Wed, 22 Feb 2023 15:12:12 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> determined that the following was of great
    importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in <pan$eb70f$510e4870$215d3264$e1f627@creon.earth>:

    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= In <c64cb0a8-26bc-47b7-a9b0-2dea652eed41n@googlegroups.com>, Laz
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote: =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping other
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= people improve their world can catch a break sometimes, after all.
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family.
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Or his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= tried to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= bragged about leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= credentials. Or his multiple victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= gave up half his tiny Salt Lake City unit and skip bin on numerous
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= occasions. Or the countless landlords who’ve been left high and dry.
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been forced to fend for herself and
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= fight addiction single-handedly since a young age. Is it any wonder that
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have steadfastly refused
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of ingratitude?
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined,
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Someone has apparently butchered Aristotle quoting Dodgy-knees.
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= (Looks like snow. This job calls for a lot of snow shovels.)
    =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=

    They should try to ask a Philostopher.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aymj5wcIhiY

    --

    Golden Killfile, June 2005
    KOTM, November 2006
    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
    Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
    Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
    Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
    AUK Mascot, September 2007
    Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

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  • From Morwoo Mann@21:1/5 to Laz Mann on Thu Feb 23 10:18:30 2023
    Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote:
    On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 1:21:20 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    On Tuesday, February 21, 2023 at 11:27:12 AM UTC-8, Morwoo Mann wrote:
    Laz Mann <laz...@protonmail.com> wrote:
    It seems that a hero who devotes his life selflessly to helping
    other people improve their world can catch a break sometimes,
    after all.
    If only it worked that way for Beth Aultman. Or John’s former family. Or >>>> his army of gullible enablers who have sent money over the past two
    decades. Or that single-mom stripper or the heroin-addict lesbian he tried >>>> to manipulate into relationships. Or the underage girls he bragged about >>>> leering at naked before losing his Lyft / Wype credentials. Or his multiple
    victims of domestic violence. Or Chad, who gave up half his tiny Salt Lake >>>> City unit and skip bin on numerous occasions. Or the countless landlords >>>> who’ve been left high and dry. Or his unfortunate daughter who’s been >>>> forced to fend for herself and fight addiction single-handedly since a >>>> young age.

    Is it any wonder that the likes of Freezer, Jason Todd and Alex Cain have >>>> steadfastly refused to pour more money into the bottomless DeJong pit of >>>> ingratitude?

    Being once reproached for giving alms to a bad man, Aristotle rejoined,
    "It was the man and not his character that I pitied."

    paypal.me/johnhenryus

    Whilst no one could argue that John DeJong is truly deserving of our pity, >> Aristotle would be well advised to teach the leaching bastard to fish.

    Our collective compassion has rendered John impotent for far too long.

    You've donated before, then?


    You know it.

    I donated plenty of hours and advice to driving you off Usenet last time around…

    You’re welcome.

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