Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed
lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding
legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in
the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns the
topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many
others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi
heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the
Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming
deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing
live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance in
Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to convince
anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only person in
history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” as opposed
to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed to call
Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid
socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never
seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the
same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far from
water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking membrane.
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org: >>>>>>
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed >>>>>>> lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding
legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in
the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns the
topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many
others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi
heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the
Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming
deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing
live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance in
Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to convince
anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only person in
history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” as opposed
to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed to call
Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid
socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never
seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the
same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far from
water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in #rspwtalk:
Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid. Bring Dink. Bring
Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary Schuyler. Hell, you can even
bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a rousing discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org >>>>>>> :
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad?
Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your >>>>>>>> abiding legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence
in the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns
the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many
others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the
Saudi heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the
Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming
deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing
live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance
in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to
convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only
person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence”
as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed
to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid
socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never
seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the
same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far
from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking
membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in
#rspwtalk: Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid. Bring
Dink. Bring Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary Schuyler.
Hell, you can even bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a rousing
discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Hey dad, are you working today?
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:833389878.696118263.504734.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org >>>>>>>> :
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad?
Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your >>>>>>>>> abiding legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know. >>>>>>>>
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence >>>>>>> in the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns
the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many >>>>>>> others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the
Saudi heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the >>>>>>> Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming >>>>>>> deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing
live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance >>>>>>> in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to
convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only
person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence”
as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed >>>>>> to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid >>>>>> socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never
seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the
same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far
from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking
membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in
#rspwtalk: Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid. Bring
Dink. Bring Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary Schuyler.
Hell, you can even bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a rousing
discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Hey dad, are you working today?
Or working any day? I imagine the kids would like to see Chad's pay stub
too. What's it been, about 15 years or so? Those poor
genetically-cheated bastards.
Q. What do you get when you cross a buffalo and a bloated pig?
A. Lighten up on Chad's kids already.
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:833389878.696118263.504734.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org >>>>>>>> :
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad?
Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your >>>>>>>>> abiding legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know. >>>>>>>>
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence >>>>>>> in the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns
the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many >>>>>>> others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the
Saudi heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the >>>>>>> Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming >>>>>>> deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing
live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance >>>>>>> in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to
convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only
person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence”
as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed >>>>>> to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid >>>>>> socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never
seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the
same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far
from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking
membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in
#rspwtalk: Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid. Bring
Dink. Bring Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary Schuyler.
Hell, you can even bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a rousing
discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Hey dad, are you working today?
Or working any day? I imagine the kids would like to see Chad's pay stub
too. What's it been, about 15 years or so? Those poor
genetically-cheated bastards.
Q. What do you get when you cross a buffalo and a bloated pig?
A. Lighten up on Chad's kids already.
Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:833389878.696118263.504734.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org: >>>>>>
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org >>>>>>>>> :
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad?
Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your >>>>>>>>>> abiding legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know. >>>>>>>>>
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence >>>>>>>> in the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns >>>>>>>> the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many >>>>>>>> others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the
Saudi heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like the >>>>>>>> Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable, upcoming >>>>>>>> deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing >>>>>>>> live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to "No Chance >>>>>>>> in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to
convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only >>>>>>> person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” >>>>>>> as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed >>>>>>> to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never >>>>>>> going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid >>>>>>> socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never >>>>> seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the >>>>> same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring.
And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far
from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking
membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in
#rspwtalk: Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid. Bring
Dink. Bring Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary Schuyler.
Hell, you can even bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a rousing
discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Hey dad, are you working today?
Or working any day? I imagine the kids would like to see Chad's pay stub
too. What's it been, about 15 years or so? Those poor
genetically-cheated bastards.
I’ll have you know that prior to being blindsided by Covid, dad briefly worked up to fourteen hours a week for almost six months. That said, mom didn’t get a cent of his overdue parental support, so it doesn’t really make a difference to us if his pay stubs are imaginary or real. We get the same amount regardless, much as he is true to
Q. What do you get when you cross a buffalo and a bloated pig?
A. Lighten up on Chad's kids already.
Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:833389878.696118263.504734.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:572601155.696105626.604677.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org >>>>>> :
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
"Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:
James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.o >>>>>>>>> rg
:
Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
Rumours are swirling...
When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad?
Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be
your abiding legacy on this earth.
Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only
amplified by that being his only hope for a legacy.
PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me
know.
Gentlemen,
Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic
presence in the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread >>>>>>>> concerns the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which
I, and many others, I assure you, are keen to explore.
Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the
decades-long battle of billionaires finally end with the most
unexpected swerve in the history of our great sport? Will the
Saudi heels predictably do the job? Will Fusient emerge like
the Undertaker from its crypt to broker the highly probable,
upcoming deal? Will the controversy of Eric Bischoff maniacally >>>>>>>> laughing live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to the ring to >>>>>>>> "No Chance in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.
Come on, dad.
You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to
convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only >>>>>>> person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic
presence” as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man
we’re all ashamed to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.
Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s
never going to get any better for you in here, no matter how
many stupid socks you hide behind.
Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow,
during Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's
entirely possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!
Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have
never seen my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same
place at the same time.
Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same
ring. And given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is
far from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking
membrane.
The time for posting is done. We'll chat tomorrow, LIVE, in
#rspwtalk: Raw is XXX edition. Bring your close pal Vetaphoid.
Bring Dink. Bring Matthew Desmond. Bring Jason Todd and Gary
Schuyler. Hell, you can even bring Brian Townsend. It'll be a
rousing discussion.
..with possible surprise guests.
Hey dad, are you working today?
Or working any day? I imagine the kids would like to see Chad's pay
stub too. What's it been, about 15 years or so? Those poor
genetically-cheated bastards.
I’ll have you know that prior to Covid decimating his call centre,
dad worked up to sixteen hours a week for almost a year straight,
setting a new Bryant family record in the process.
That said, mum didn’t see a cent of the overdue parental back pay,
so it doesn’t really make a difference to us if dads pay stubs are imaginary or somehow real. We dine of ramen and bean curd regardless.
Q. What do you get when you cross a buffalo and a bloated pig?I’ll have you know that I’m actually lighter than my father was at
A. Lighten up on Chad's kids already.
the same age. Granted, my big brother Steve “McNugget” Austin
Bryant is already 1.8 Chads on the SLCOI (Salt Lake City Obesity
Index) so he might want to ease up on the saturated fats before he
hits 2.0 and Arbies has to revoke his all you can eat deep fried
buffet card. If that does motivate him (and not much does!) then
nothing will.
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