• Could Ted Turner buy WWE?

    From Arvid@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 22 00:27:59 2023
    Rumours are swirling...

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  • From James Owen@21:1/5 to Arvid on Sun Jan 22 23:49:42 2023
    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy on this earth.

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 22 16:17:42 2023
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed lard
    and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy on this
    earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified by
    that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.

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  • From James Owen@21:1/5 to Arvid on Mon Jan 23 05:57:37 2023
    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:

    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
    news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed lard
    and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy on this
    earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified by
    that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    Gentlemen,
    Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly departed
    Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in the newsgroup
    over the many long years, this thread concerns the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many others, I assure you, are keen to explore.

    Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the decades-long
    battle of billionaires finally end with the most unexpected swerve in
    the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi heels predictably do the
    job? Will Fusient emerge like the Undertaker from its crypt to broker
    the highly probable, upcoming deal? Will the controversy of Eric
    Bischoff maniacally laughing live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to
    the ring to "No Chance in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.


    Come on, dad.

    You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to convince anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only person in history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man
    we’re all ashamed to call Cowardly Chadlee Bryant.

    Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never going to
    get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid socks you hide behind.

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  • From Arvid@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Sun Jan 22 17:32:13 2023
    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:

    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed lard
    and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy on this
    earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified by
    that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    Gentlemen,
    Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly departed
    Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in the newsgroup
    over the many long years, this thread concerns the topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many others, I assure you, are keen to explore.

    Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the decades-long
    battle of billionaires finally end with the most unexpected swerve in
    the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi heels predictably do the
    job? Will Fusient emerge like the Undertaker from its crypt to broker
    the highly probable, upcoming deal? Will the controversy of Eric
    Bischoff maniacally laughing live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides down to
    the ring to "No Chance in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.

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  • From James Owen@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Mon Jan 23 06:04:23 2023
    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed lard
    and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy on this
    earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified by
    that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    I’m the “little” one with the pug nose - 250lb Bilbo Bryant. The good news
    is I’ve got my medication in check, and whilst it’s causing me to acne up and put on a few pounds, I’m no longer feeling quite so sad and lonely.

    My brother Stephen is the one they used to call McNugget, although these
    days, he’s just as fat and unemployable as dad, so I think he prefers to be called Butter Slug Bryant.

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  • From Arvid@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 22 18:24:35 2023
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
    news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:

    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
    news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed
    lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy
    on this earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified
    by that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    Gentlemen,
    Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
    departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in
    the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns the
    topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many others,
    I assure you, are keen to explore.

    Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the decades-long
    battle of billionaires finally end with the most unexpected swerve in
    the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi heels predictably do
    the job? Will Fusient emerge like the Undertaker from its crypt to
    broker the highly probable, upcoming deal? Will the controversy of
    Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides
    down to the ring to "No Chance in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.


    Come on, dad.

    You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to convince
    anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only person in
    history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” as opposed to “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed to call Cowardly
    Chadlee Bryant.

    Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
    going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid
    socks you hide behind.



    Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow, during
    Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's entirely
    possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!

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  • From James Owen@21:1/5 to Arvid on Mon Jan 23 06:43:55 2023
    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:1364722843.696102888.815822.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in
    news:XnsAF9472E5657B2ReallyNotChad@88.198.57.247:

    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
    news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed
    lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy
    on this earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified
    by that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    Gentlemen,
    Kindly exit this thread. While your obsession with the dearly
    departed Mr. Bryant is understandable given his titanic presence in
    the newsgroup over the many long years, this thread concerns the
    topic of professional wrestling, a subject which I, and many others,
    I assure you, are keen to explore.

    Now: Ted Turner: will he be he who laughs best? Will the decades-long
    battle of billionaires finally end with the most unexpected swerve in
    the history of our great sport? Will the Saudi heels predictably do
    the job? Will Fusient emerge like the Undertaker from its crypt to
    broker the highly probable, upcoming deal? Will the controversy of
    Eric Bischoff maniacally laughing live on Raw is XXX as Ted strides
    down to the ring to "No Chance in Hell" indeed create cash? Discuss.


    Come on, dad.

    You couldn’t fool the repo man and you’re not going to convince
    anyone here that you’re not my dad. You’re the only person in
    history who’s ever praised the “titanic presence” as opposed to
    “titanic stomach” of the man we’re all ashamed to call Cowardly
    Chadlee Bryant.

    Stop making us relive the pain - and leave properly! It’s never
    going to get any better for you in here, no matter how many stupid
    socks you hide behind.



    Tell you what: we can settle any questions of identity tomorrow, during
    Raw, LIVE in #rspwtalk. Bring your tag team partner. It's entirely
    possible that surprise guests may appear. See you there!


    Despite knowing him for more than three hundred pounds, I have never seen
    my dad and his tag team partner Arvid, in the same place at the same time.

    Which is funny, since we know how they love to share the same ring. And
    given the trauma it’s endured, these days, his ring is far from water tight and much more like a loose bean curd blocking membrane.

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 22 19:13:38 2023
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in news:1771472341.696103075.601168.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
    James Owen <sonofchad@nodad.com> wrote in
    news:397534755.696080913.213363.sonofchad-nodad.com@nntp.aioe.org:

    Arvid <arvid@rspw.com> wrote:
    Rumours are swirling...


    When are you gonna outgrow this bizarre obsession dad? Congealed
    lard and sweaty men in elastic simply cannot be your abiding legacy
    on this earth.

    Best post of the past two centuries right there. It's only amplified
    by that being his only hope for a legacy.

    PS: I keep forgetting if you're Bilbo or McNugget. Let me know.


    I’m the “little” one with the pug nose - 250lb Bilbo Bryant. The
    good news is I’ve got my medication in check, and whilst it’s
    causing me to acne up and put on a few pounds, I’m no longer feeling
    quite so sad and lonely.

    My brother Stephen is the one they used to call McNugget, although
    these days, he’s just as fat and unemployable as dad, so I think he
    prefers to be called Butter Slug Bryant.

    Many thanks from the Zimmermen for clearing that up. Now go back to work breeding acne, it may be the only job you may be qualified for.

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