It's a very large package. It's too heavy to shake, but there's movement inside.
You can hear noises inside, like whimpering. There are air holes.

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Nicholas Noel <resident@north.pole> wrote:

It's a very large package. It's too heavy to shake, but there's movement inside.
You can hear noises inside, like whimpering. There are air holes.

Does it smell like poutine inside?

It sounds like it could be one of Chad’s boys, James Owen Bryant inside…

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