From Featherwood Phoena@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 15 21:59:13 2018
XPost: alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres
"Private Pyle, I'm going to give you three seconds. Exactly three
fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I
will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you and Pete Rose belongs in
the Hall of Fame."