Nancy Pelosi has been injured after a massive explosion at her home in
San Francisco, California
Nancy was firing up the old gas powered pussy poker affectionately
known as "gasser", for old last ride before switching to her new green energy dildo and it simply just "BLEW UP"! Shit went flying
everywhere!
Hazmat crews quickly responded and began cleaning up the mess. The
city disaster coordinator released a statement that it would be a long arduous task and take weeks, if not months, because Nancy was so full
of it.