On Saturday, August 20, 2022 at 9:49:09 AM UTC-4, Irish Mike wrote:
"Game of Thrones" Answer
In "Game of Thrones", Tyrion Lannister says, “I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey”, but he never finishes the story. Well, here is the story, which I copied from the “Irish Post”
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn
donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my c*** hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!”
So, there you have it.
Irish Mike
I should have mentioned, for the non-Game of Thrones folks, that
Tyrion is a dwarf.
Irish Mike
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