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On 08 Jun 2023, HangTextDrivers <
hangtextdrivers@gmail.com> posted some news:
c5678c6a-7a51-4530-9a72-a943347c4b6fn@googlegroups.com:
HAHAHAHA. The Bee stings again.
https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-now-blackmailing-corporation s-by-threatening-to-endorse-their-products/
june 8 2023 U.S. — With corporations now having reservations about
hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson in the wake of backlash
against Bud Light and Nike, the TikTok personality and trans activist
has now begun blackmailing companies by threatening to publicly
endorse their products.
"If you don't meet my demands, I'll endorse your product online,"
Mulvaney said staring threateningly into the camera in a chilling,
grainy video sent to one company. "I'll post a full video across all
social media platforms, tell everyone to buy your product, the whole
works. My demands are simple: $10 million and a Louis Vuitton handbag.
You have 24 hours."
The company, which requested to remain anonymous, immediately called
an emergency board meeting to discuss its options for dealing with the threat. "We've all seen what happened to Bud Light," one board member
said. "If we refuse to cave to these demands, Mulvaney will completely
ruin us. We're really being held over a barrel here."
I see a terrible terminal accident in Dylan's future. Perhaps a runaway
beer truck.
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