• Re: Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations By Threatening To Endo

    From Beetle Juice@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jun 9 06:11:11 2023
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    On 08 Jun 2023, HangTextDrivers <hangtextdrivers@gmail.com> posted some news:c5678c6a-7a51-4530-9a72-a943347c4b6fn@googlegroups.com:

    HAHAHAHA. The Bee stings again.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-now-blackmailing-corporation s-by-threatening-to-endorse-their-products/

    june 8 2023 U.S. — With corporations now having reservations about
    hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson in the wake of backlash
    against Bud Light and Nike, the TikTok personality and trans activist
    has now begun blackmailing companies by threatening to publicly
    endorse their products.

    "If you don't meet my demands, I'll endorse your product online,"
    Mulvaney said staring threateningly into the camera in a chilling,
    grainy video sent to one company. "I'll post a full video across all
    social media platforms, tell everyone to buy your product, the whole
    works. My demands are simple: $10 million and a Louis Vuitton handbag.
    You have 24 hours."

    The company, which requested to remain anonymous, immediately called
    an emergency board meeting to discuss its options for dealing with the threat. "We've all seen what happened to Bud Light," one board member
    said. "If we refuse to cave to these demands, Mulvaney will completely
    ruin us. We're really being held over a barrel here."

    I see a terrible terminal accident in Dylan's future. Perhaps a runaway
    beer truck.

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