Since he’s been doing more of his patented copy paste posts lately, this copy paste is for him.
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What
will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's
your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
On 5/16/2023 7:05 AM, xyzzy wrote:
Since he’s been doing more of his patented copy paste posts lately, this copy paste is for him.
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
:-)
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In
practice, there is." Ruben Goldberg
On 5/16/2023 7:05 AM, xyzzy wrote:
Since he’s been doing more of his patented copy paste posts lately, this copy paste is for him.
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
:-)
--
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In
practice, there is." Ruben Goldberg
On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 11:58:44 PM UTC-5, RoddyMcCorley wrote:
On 5/16/2023 7:05 AM, xyzzy wrote:
Since he’s been doing more of his patented copy paste posts lately, this
copy paste is for him.
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
:-)Did you really think this was funny or entertaining in any way? Talk about mid two digit IQ's... Bless your heart
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is." Ruben Goldberg
On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 11:58:44 PM UTC-5, RoddyMcCorley wrote:
On 5/16/2023 7:05 AM, xyzzy wrote:
Since he’s been doing more of his patented copy paste posts lately, this >>> copy paste is for him.:-)
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What
will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's >>> your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere
tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it >>> one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. >>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
--
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In
practice, there is." Ruben Goldberg
Did you really think this was funny or entertaining in any way? Talk about mid two digit IQ's... Bless your heart
I've dealt with many Democrats. Most of them are convicted felons that
would love complete gun control.
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