Here's the dillio. Looking to join a fed with a friend of mine. Use
what I just wrote to judge my merit. The lyrics are 90% my own
inspired by a song
[The lights go out, and a cobalt blue light engulfs the arena. The
opening cord to “Messiah the JC Remix” by Dead Celebrity Status starts playing]
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
[A wall of flames align the entranceway as the ringposts are struck by criss-crossing lightening bolts]
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
[A man appears standing with his back towards us at the entranceway.
He has on a black leather jacket
with a chrome Superman shield with the initials”JC” on it. He is
wearing a blue bandana and blue
shades. He keeps his back towards us]
I'm the Messiah, I'm anti-celebrity
I'm anti-war like John Lennon in the seventies
The Revolution has arrived, you're the students
It's time to change the world, kids, here's the blueprint
Something smells like it's The Shit
Like the ghost of Owen Hart cut this promo
Forced the world to listen
While a million angry misfits screamed “Enough is enough, and it's
time for a change”
I'm the venom in Jake the Snake's words
That's why chaos and destruction lives inside of me
I'm not your typical wrestler
Marking for myself, reading from a script
It's time to take a ring psychology class
So thank God the Caesar's finally come back
To save us from these no-talent markass jobbers
I'm the Messiah, no false Idol
[The man's back is still turned to us, but now he looks over his left shoulder with a smirk on his face. He raises his arms in the air with
his hands and fingers stretched out in an X]
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
I'm like the hands of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
Take the business change it into a different world
Verbally, physically, give it a facelift.
Let's march up these steps an' face the fire
Scratch a match an' burn this empire down
So let the games begin
You either turn with my world or your head will spin
If your dreams were stolen by a liar
Steal 'em back, like a klepto on Black Friday
Don't be afraid, be stronger, divide and conquer
Come out swingin' like all hell's breaking
[The main raises his hands in the air like he's motioning for the
people to stand]
Time's up! I'm calling you to rise up
Open your eyes, don't give up
I'm The Messiah, this is my world
Let's set it ablaze, unleash the flame
[The man raises the X again]
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
[There's an instrumental as the flames lining the entrance ramp lower.
The fog surrounding the man lifts and a blue spotlight shines on him]
I'll fight for this like it's my pride and fame
I'm changing this world, no one is safe
I'm the magic in the hands of David Blaine
Spit so much venom I leave the ring stained
Along came a spider spinning webs of lies
Welcome to the wonderful world of sports entertainment
Where stars go supernova, and The Messiah saves you from the lies
The Revolution will now be televised...
[There's another instrumental as the fog lifts, the man jumps in the
air, spins around, lands facing us as a fireball erupts in the ring.
The man slowly walks down the ring as the song continues]
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
[Raises the X]
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
Move out the way when I'm passin' through
I got heads to the front an' the back of you
I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
[Raises the X]
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
[The man enters the ring, stands in the middle, shakes his shoulds,
grabs the nose piece of his shades with one hand, his bandanna, jumps
up in the air, and takes them off as he lands and the ringposts are
struck by lightning again. The man looks down as his curly blonde hair
hangs down covering his face]
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
I got an X in the air and I'm coming...
FOR YOU
[The lights come back on as the man, still looking down, holds out his
right arm with his hand outstretched motioning for the microphone. It
is thrown to him as he catches it without looking, tosses it at an
angle up in the air as he reaches up and snatches it out of the air
with his left hand, bends his elbow, and holds his microphone to his
face]
I AM The Messiah of the Media! I am the Caesar of Celebrity! I am the
Prince of Professional Wrestling! I am a Prodigy! I am a Paragon! I AM
Jason Cline! And I..HAVE...ARRIVED!
[The man pauses for a second as the arena erupts and continues]
There are times in our lives that are bookmarks in history, that when
you're old and gray, sitting in your rocking chair with your
grandchildren, they'll be asking “Where were you when that happened?
What were you feeling? What were you thinking? Did you realize just
how important that moment was?” and you'll be able to tell them”Yes..
I realized” because this is one of those bookmarks. You will know my
name. You will remember my face. You will realize my legend, because
it begins now and it will never end.
I'm here to save you from the garbage you're used to. This is MY
world, I will change it, create it in MY image to MY standards, and it
will never be the same again. This ring is my stage. The broadcast
team are my narrators. You fans are my audience. My promos, my
matches, are my story.
The revolution shall now be televised.
[The camera shows a closeup of his face. He looks down again and looks
up with conviction and purpose in his emerald green eyes. He smirks
then says
So tell me... when you're old and gray, sitting in your rocking
chair... when your grandchildren ask the question will you be able to
tell them....WHERE YOU ARE NOW!
[He winks and drops the mic as the lights go out again. When they come
back on after a few seconds the man isgone leaving the audience
shocked as to what they just witnessed. The beginning of a new era.
The era of “The Messiah” Jason Cline]
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