• "The Messiah" Jason Cline is looking for a fed

    From Mike@21:1/5 to Paragon Complex on Thu Aug 20 10:40:22 2020
    On Wednesday, March 9, 2011 at 8:36:03 PM UTC-6, Paragon Complex wrote:
    Here's the dillio. Looking to join a fed with a friend of mine. Use
    what I just wrote to judge my merit. The lyrics are 90% my own
    inspired by a song
    [The lights go out, and a cobalt blue light engulfs the arena. The
    opening cord to “Messiah the JC Remix” by Dead Celebrity Status starts playing]
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    [A wall of flames align the entranceway as the ringposts are struck by criss-crossing lightening bolts]
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    [A man appears standing with his back towards us at the entranceway.
    He has on a black leather jacket
    with a chrome Superman shield with the initials”JC” on it. He is
    wearing a blue bandana and blue
    shades. He keeps his back towards us]
    I'm the Messiah, I'm anti-celebrity
    I'm anti-war like John Lennon in the seventies
    The Revolution has arrived, you're the students
    It's time to change the world, kids, here's the blueprint
    Something smells like it's The Shit
    Like the ghost of Owen Hart cut this promo
    Forced the world to listen
    While a million angry misfits screamed “Enough is enough, and it's
    time for a change”
    I'm the venom in Jake the Snake's words
    That's why chaos and destruction lives inside of me
    I'm not your typical wrestler
    Marking for myself, reading from a script
    It's time to take a ring psychology class
    So thank God the Caesar's finally come back
    To save us from these no-talent markass jobbers
    I'm the Messiah, no false Idol
    [The man's back is still turned to us, but now he looks over his left shoulder with a smirk on his face. He raises his arms in the air with
    his hands and fingers stretched out in an X]
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    I'm like the hands of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
    Take the business change it into a different world
    Verbally, physically, give it a facelift.
    Let's march up these steps an' face the fire
    Scratch a match an' burn this empire down
    So let the games begin
    You either turn with my world or your head will spin
    If your dreams were stolen by a liar
    Steal 'em back, like a klepto on Black Friday
    Don't be afraid, be stronger, divide and conquer
    Come out swingin' like all hell's breaking
    [The main raises his hands in the air like he's motioning for the
    people to stand]
    Time's up! I'm calling you to rise up
    Open your eyes, don't give up
    I'm The Messiah, this is my world
    Let's set it ablaze, unleash the flame
    [The man raises the X again]
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    [There's an instrumental as the flames lining the entrance ramp lower.
    The fog surrounding the man lifts and a blue spotlight shines on him]
    I'll fight for this like it's my pride and fame
    I'm changing this world, no one is safe
    I'm the magic in the hands of David Blaine
    Spit so much venom I leave the ring stained
    Along came a spider spinning webs of lies
    Welcome to the wonderful world of sports entertainment
    Where stars go supernova, and The Messiah saves you from the lies
    The Revolution will now be televised...
    [There's another instrumental as the fog lifts, the man jumps in the
    air, spins around, lands facing us as a fireball erupts in the ring.
    The man slowly walks down the ring as the song continues]
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    [Raises the X]
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    Move out the way when I'm passin' through
    I got heads to the front an' the back of you
    I got the world in my hands, you can have it too
    [Raises the X]
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    [The man enters the ring, stands in the middle, shakes his shoulds,
    grabs the nose piece of his shades with one hand, his bandanna, jumps
    up in the air, and takes them off as he lands and the ringposts are
    struck by lightning again. The man looks down as his curly blonde hair
    hangs down covering his face]
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming for you
    I got an X in the air and I'm coming...
    FOR YOU
    [The lights come back on as the man, still looking down, holds out his
    right arm with his hand outstretched motioning for the microphone. It
    is thrown to him as he catches it without looking, tosses it at an
    angle up in the air as he reaches up and snatches it out of the air
    with his left hand, bends his elbow, and holds his microphone to his
    face]
    I AM The Messiah of the Media! I am the Caesar of Celebrity! I am the
    Prince of Professional Wrestling! I am a Prodigy! I am a Paragon! I AM
    Jason Cline! And I..HAVE...ARRIVED!
    [The man pauses for a second as the arena erupts and continues]
    There are times in our lives that are bookmarks in history, that when
    you're old and gray, sitting in your rocking chair with your
    grandchildren, they'll be asking “Where were you when that happened?
    What were you feeling? What were you thinking? Did you realize just
    how important that moment was?” and you'll be able to tell them”Yes..
    I realized” because this is one of those bookmarks. You will know my
    name. You will remember my face. You will realize my legend, because
    it begins now and it will never end.
    I'm here to save you from the garbage you're used to. This is MY
    world, I will change it, create it in MY image to MY standards, and it
    will never be the same again. This ring is my stage. The broadcast
    team are my narrators. You fans are my audience. My promos, my
    matches, are my story.
    The revolution shall now be televised.
    [The camera shows a closeup of his face. He looks down again and looks
    up with conviction and purpose in his emerald green eyes. He smirks
    then says
    So tell me... when you're old and gray, sitting in your rocking
    chair... when your grandchildren ask the question will you be able to
    tell them....WHERE YOU ARE NOW!
    [He winks and drops the mic as the lights go out again. When they come
    back on after a few seconds the man isgone leaving the audience
    shocked as to what they just witnessed. The beginning of a new era.
    The era of “The Messiah” Jason Cline]

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