• Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3

    From Jesper Lauridsen@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 31 21:52:25 2023
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

    Leverkusen - Darmstadt
    2-0

    Stuttgart - Freiburg
    Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

    Augsburg - Bochum
    What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
    Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

    Gladbach - Bayern
    This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln
    2-1

    Union - Leipzig
    Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
    Union who's number one? 2-2

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  • From MH@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Thu Aug 31 16:20:58 2023
    On 2023-08-31 15:52, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    2-0

    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

    2-1


    Leverkusen - Darmstadt
    2-0

    4-0


    Stuttgart - Freiburg
    Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

    1-1

    Augsburg - Bochum
    What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

    2-2

    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
    Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

    0-1


    Gladbach - Bayern
    This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

    1-3

    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln
    2-1

    2-0

    Union - Leipzig
    Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
    Union who's number one? 2-2


    1-2

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to uselastnamedotfirstname@gmail.com on Fri Sep 1 00:28:33 2023
    In article <ucr22p$3eubb$1@dont-email.me>,
    Jesper Lauridsen <uselastnamedotfirstname@gmail.com> wrote:
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

    Leverkusen - Darmstadt
    2-0

    Stuttgart - Freiburg
    Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

    Augsburg - Bochum
    What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
    Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

    Gladbach - Bayern
    This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln
    2-1

    Union - Leipzig
    Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
    Union who's number one? 2-2

    All games 2 - 2 and 50 red cards fly!
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  • From Binder Dundat@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Thu Aug 31 17:22:23 2023
    On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 5:52:29 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowtki, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    Wait? Whaat? The hottest striker in world football signed for Dortmund! Werder really will be going down this season.

    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2
    They might get a point from this
    1-1


    Leverkusen - Darmstadt
    2-0
    Bayer are the hottest team in the football world.

    2-0
    Wait, that didnt work last time.

    Stuttgart - Freiburg
    Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

    I cant believe the hottest team in football lost last week?????
    2-2


    Augsburg - Bochum
    What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

    Which one of these teams will join Werder in div 2 next year?

    2-2
    Maybe both.

    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
    Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

    The Hoff are back
    5-4


    Gladbach - Bayern
    This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

    We all knew Bayern would never win another game after Lewandowski left, that is until they got the ideal replacement.
    4-1


    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln
    2-1
    Lots of potential relegation candidates this year
    3-1


    Union - Leipzig
    Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
    Union who's number one? 2-2

    Wow the Unionists are actually in the UCL, they dont have any chance of advancing, but still, it is a big step considering they were like in the 3rd div a few years ago.
    2-3

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  • From Werner Pichler@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Fri Sep 1 12:12:52 2023
    On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 11:52:29 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    Well look at that a missed deadline.
    For the record, I put 2€ on Heidenheim.

    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

    I feel attacked. 2-1

    Leverkusen - Darmstadt
    2-0

    4-1

    Stuttgart - Freiburg
    Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

    1-1

    Augsburg - Bochum
    What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

    I sometimes wonder how Augsburg have stayed in the Bundesliga for so long.
    1-1

    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
    Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

    2-1

    Gladbach - Bayern
    This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

    1-3

    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln
    2-1

    1-3

    Union - Leipzig
    Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
    Union who's number one? 2-2

    Too early for Bonucci
    1-3


    Ciao,
    Werner

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  • From Futbolmetrix@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Fri Sep 1 15:08:26 2023
    On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 5:52:29 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Dortmund - Heidenheim
    Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

    Full points for Doc here, and likely zero for everybody else, including those with missed deadlines

    Algorithm needs to think really hard whether it wants to use data from this year or last year. Oh, well, can 't be bothered to look up last year's tables and do a weighted average. This year it is.


    Sat
    Werder - Mainz
    Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

    1-2



    Leverkusen - Darmstadt

    Xabi Alonso will square pass his way to the Bundesliga title, 2-0



    Stuttgart - Freiburg

    Freiburg is one of the good Burgs 1-2



    Augsburg - Bochum

    Augsburg is not such a great Burg, but they are better than Bochum. 2-1
    Wait, am I just copying Jesper's picks?



    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg

    An even better Burg! 1-2



    Gladbach - Bayern

    1-3. Whew, finally a different pick.



    Sun
    Frankfurt - Köln

    3-1

    Union - Leipzig

    2-0
    New signing Bonucci will help Union keep a clean sheet.

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  • From Jesper Lauridsen@21:1/5 to All on Sun Sep 3 18:49:55 2023
    FT
    Dortmund - Heidenheim 2-2 (7)
    Werder - Mainz 4-0 (6)
    Leverkusen - Darmstadt 5-1 (17)
    Stuttgart - Freiburg 5-0 (0)
    Augsburg - Bochum 2-2 (24)
    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg 3-1 (8)
    Gladbach - Bayern 1-2 (17)
    Frankfurt - Köln 1-1 (8)
    Union - Leipzig 0-3 (14)

    Only 35 goals - less than 4 per match. Meanwhile 2. Bundesliga has
    results like 6-4 and HSV in first place.

    Werner 26
    MH 24
    Binder 18
    Doc 17
    FM 10
    Jesper 6

    Great round for Werner - 4-0 over Mainz, no sack, and a stage win.

    Red Jersey
    FM 71
    MH 70
    Werner 70
    Jesper 55
    Binder 51
    Doc 34

    Stage wins
    Werner 2
    MH 1
    FM 1

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  • From Binder Dundat@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Mon Sep 4 10:46:53 2023
    On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:49:58 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    FT
    Dortmund - Heidenheim 2-2 (7)

    The Pretenders can not even beat Heidenheim at home, in a normal year they would be getting relegated, but this season about half the teams look like relegation candidates, so they will probably be safe.

    Werder - Mainz 4-0 (6)

    Maybe Werder will be safe?

    Leverkusen - Darmstadt 5-1 (17)
    No longer The Pretenders, but the hottest team in football.

    Stuttgart - Freiburg 5-0 (0)
    Or wait, VfB is the hottest team in football.

    Augsburg - Bochum 2-2 (24)
    Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg 3-1 (8)
    Gladbach - Bayern 1-2 (17)
    Frankfurt - Köln 1-1 (8)
    Union - Leipzig 0-3 (14)
    Or is Leipzig the hottest team? Which is quite something considering half the team has been sold.


    Only 35 goals - less than 4 per match. Meanwhile 2. Bundesliga has
    results like 6-4 and HSV in first place.

    Yes Magdeburg beat Hertha 6-4 in an East German Derby, hope they get promoted.



    Werner 26
    MH 24
    Binder 18
    Doc 17
    FM 10
    Jesper 6

    Great round for Werner - 4-0 over Mainz, no sack, and a stage win.

    Red Jersey
    FM 71
    MH 70
    Werner 70
    Jesper 55
    Binder 51
    Doc 34

    Stage wins
    Werner 2
    MH 1
    FM 1

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