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  • Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1

    From Jesper Lauridsen@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 17 20:16:30 2023
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1

    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

    Augsburg - Gladbach
    Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

    Hoffenheim - Freiburg
    Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1

    Dortmund - Köln
    BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0

    Sun
    Union - Mainz
    I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

    Frankfurt - Darmstadt
    Is this a derby? 2-1

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  • From MH@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Thu Aug 17 15:55:02 2023
    On 2023-08-17 14:16, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    1-2

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1

    1-3

    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    Bochum just lost to Arminia in the cup, if I read correctly.

    2-1

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0


    1-1


    Augsburg - Gladbach
    Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

    1-2


    Hoffenheim - Freiburg
    Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1


    1-2


    Dortmund - Köln
    BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0


    3-1

    Sun
    Union - Mainz
    I've always rated Mainz. 2-2


    3-1

    Frankfurt - Darmstadt
    Is this a derby? 2-1

    3-0

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  • From Werner Pichler@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Thu Aug 17 15:47:16 2023
    On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 10:16:33 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    Relegation six-pointer? I'm really curious how long Christoph Freund will
    hold out in Munich. 1-4

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1

    2-3

    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    I don't think Stuttgart will be in danger this year, there are so many worse teams.
    But as strange as it sounds, I've been wrong before.

    2-1

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

    Why, are there 2nd Bundesliga teams you'd prefer over Heidenheim?

    4-0


    Augsburg - Gladbach
    Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

    1-2

    Hoffenheim - Freiburg
    Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1

    0-2

    Dortmund - Köln
    BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0

    3-1

    Sun
    Union - Mainz
    I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

    1-1

    Frankfurt - Darmstadt
    Is this a derby? 2-1

    More than the game against Mainz.
    Bundesliga debut for Dino Toppmöller.

    3-0

    Ciao,
    Werner

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to uselastnamedotfirstname@gmail.com on Fri Aug 18 00:56:30 2023
    In article <ublv6u$3td55$1@dont-email.me>,
    Jesper Lauridsen <uselastnamedotfirstname@gmail.com> wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1

    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

    Augsburg - Gladbach
    Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

    Hoffenheim - Freiburg
    Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1

    Dortmund - Köln
    BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0

    Sun
    Union - Mainz
    I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

    Frankfurt - Darmstadt
    Is this a derby? 2-1

    All games 2 - 2 and 50 red cards fly!
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  • From Binder Dundat@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Thu Aug 17 18:00:14 2023
    On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    So The Scorpions came out with a new song "Rock you like a HarryKane". I just hope he brings Spurs losing ways with him. It will be much harder for him playing in a real football league now. Not that pre-scripted WWEpl sports entertainment thing.
    Hell Halland never finished better than 3rd in scoring while in the Bundesliga (I think guys like Fullkrug and Andre Silva outscored him), then he goes to the WWEpl and scored two goals a game and scores twice as much as his next rival...who I think was
    Harrykane.

    2-1


    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1
    Didnt RB just beat bayern 3-0 in Munich?
    1-2


    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    No idea who the Relegation candidates will be this season, one of them might be Werder?
    2-2


    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0
    As good a time as any for Heidenheim to be in the bundesliga, they might actually make it for more than a season.
    1-2


    Augsburg - Gladbach
    Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

    No idea of the transfers in the bundesliga, but Gladbach have to improve this year.
    1-2


    Hoffenheim - Freiburg
    Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1
    Good ole dependable Freiburg, nothin beats them on opening day.
    3-4


    Dortmund - Köln
    BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0
    BVB really are the new Pretenders after that final game last season.
    2-2


    Sun
    Union - Mainz
    I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

    Can the Unionists handle playing twice a week? Does the Union allow that?
    3-1


    Frankfurt - Darmstadt
    Is this a derby? 2-1
    Darmstadt are so happy to have an extra 2 weeks summer holiday now that they are in the 1st div.
    1-2

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  • From Futbolmetrix@21:1/5 to Jesper Lauridsen on Fri Aug 18 12:18:10 2023
    On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    Nothing better than starting the season with a missed deadline. What if I correctly predict the second half score?
    0-3 (just the second half, that is)



    Sat
    Leverkusen - Leipzig
    Pretender derby. 1-1

    Algorithm says 1-2


    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Algorithm says 1-2

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim

    Was Heidenheim the team that sent HSV to the promotion playoff in the 99th minute? I like them, but not enough to go against the algo: 2-1



    Augsburg - Gladbach

    1-2


    Hoffenheim - Freiburg

    Now I have to retrain my memory to remember which ones of the Burgs is any good. 1-2


    Dortmund - Köln

    3-1


    Sun
    Union - Mainz

    2-1


    Frankfurt - Darmstadt

    2-1

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  • From Jesper Lauridsen@21:1/5 to Werner Pichler on Sun Aug 20 11:55:10 2023
    On 2023-08-17, Werner Pichler <wpichler@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 10:16:33 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

    Stuttgart - Bochum
    Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

    I don't think Stuttgart will be in danger this year, there are so many worse teams.

    I had this impression that Stuttgart had lost a lot of players in this
    window, but it seems it wasn't that bad.

    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
    Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

    Why, are there 2nd Bundesliga teams you'd prefer over Heidenheim?

    And Wolfsburg.

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  • From Jesper Lauridsen@21:1/5 to Futbolmetrix on Wed Aug 23 21:00:56 2023
    On 2023-08-18, Futbolmetrix <daniele.paserman@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    Fri
    Werder - Bayern
    You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

    Nothing better than starting the season with a missed deadline. What if I correctly predict the second half score?
    0-3 (just the second half, that is)

    A truly generous game master would accept that as the full time
    prediction.

    But missing the Friday deadline feels like such an integral part of
    the algorithm...

    Werder - Bayern 0-4 (13)
    Leverkusen - Leipzig 3-2 (3)
    Stuttgart - Bochum 5-0 (10)
    Wolfsburg - Heidenheim 2-0 (15)
    Augsburg - Gladbach 4-4 (4)
    Hoffenheim - Freiburg 1-2 (26)
    Dortmund - Köln 1-0 (13)
    Union - Mainz 4-1 (13)
    Frankfurt - Darmstadt 1-0 (17)

    Werner 25
    MH 25
    FM 23
    Jesper 23
    Binder 11
    Doc 7

    We're off to a tight race.

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