• Oi arry where is ya?

    From Lily White@21:1/5 to All on Sun Aug 13 05:48:49 2023
    Jus let me sey dis befur de match vs Brenton starts, if wees dont win it,wees shud never ave got sold of "are 'arry", is a bleedin travestie it is innit! Best team in de leege for de past 75 years, wees dond need to be seelin players? Mees has not been
    dis mad since we sold Greevsie to West am, but does were differin times, back den Greevsie was drinking 24 lagers a night and we wus only paying im 20 quid a match, nowadaze a guy like are arry is gettin about a billion quid a match and ees don even
    drink lagers!?!?!?!?!?

    Oi mees joined the football fantastic legue, me team is named after me pub and me is a man of me words, mees fantastic team is only pickin Cockneys and Spurs players, so no mees dont have de Nordic Nightmare. But mees as jus been told by Binders dat
    Erlin alland is in actual fact a Cockney and n Englsihman!??!?!!? Is it true innit? Mebee I can pick em and retan me clear consoinse.

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  • From Real Mardin@21:1/5 to Lily White on Mon Aug 14 13:35:09 2023
    On Sunday, August 13, 2023 at 1:48:52 PM UTC+1, Lily White wrote:
    Jus let me sey dis befur de match vs Brenton starts, if wees dont win it,wees shud never ave got sold of "are 'arry", is a bleedin travestie it is innit! Best team in de leege for de past 75 years, wees dond need to be seelin players? Mees has not been
    dis mad since we sold Greevsie to West am, but does were differin times, back den Greevsie was drinking 24 lagers a night and we wus only paying im 20 quid a match, nowadaze a guy like are arry is gettin about a billion quid a match and ees don even
    drink lagers!?!?!?!?!?

    Oi mees joined the football fantastic legue, me team is named after me pub and me is a man of me words, mees fantastic team is only pickin Cockneys and Spurs players, so no mees dont have de Nordic Nightmare. But mees as jus been told by Binders dat
    Erlin alland is in actual fact a Cockney and n Englsihman!??!?!!? Is it true innit? Mebee I can pick em and retan me clear consoinse.

    I agree with the sentiment entirely but by way of feedback I still feel you're making Lily White sound more like Jar Jar Binks than.........well, what accent is it you're trying to emulate? Is he supposed to be a North London chap in his 60s?

    RM

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