The UNP is seeking Schattie Abraham of Seattle, Washington on a warrant of arrest for the following very real crimes:ready for you signature. Simply initial each of the VRCs, and then sign and date the form at the bottom.
o Sodomy
o Violating his restraining order not to post here
o Lying about having gone to Vietnam
o Lying about his time in the mile and then forgetting his lie
o Open and gross lewdness with a sausage
o Simulating the rape of a sheep
o Committing penny stock fraud with TixFi
o Molesting his brother
o Raping his mother
o Grossly defaming his best friend Bert Hoff with false claims of dementia
o Sodomizing the StepBert (with mayonnaise)
o Violating Ebay rules by sending dogshit-encrusted sneakers through the mail
o Threatening Ebay customers who complained about him
o Blackmailing the Catholic Church
o Falsely accusing Anthea of stealing lift tickets
o Abusing AnnexCafe staff and posters
o And more
Mr. Abraham, if you are reading this message, I strongly urge you to turn yourself in at the nearest UNP location so that your case can be expedited. A complete confession form will be electronically transmitted from UNP Central HQ and printed out
sincerely,
Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police
On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 9:41:19 AM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:ready for you signature. Simply initial each of the VRCs, and then sign and date the form at the bottom.
The UNP is seeking Schattie Abraham of Seattle, Washington on a warrant of arrest for the following very real crimes:
o Sodomy
o Violating his restraining order not to post here
o Lying about having gone to Vietnam
o Lying about his time in the mile and then forgetting his lie
o Open and gross lewdness with a sausage
o Simulating the rape of a sheep
o Committing penny stock fraud with TixFi
o Molesting his brother
o Raping his mother
o Grossly defaming his best friend Bert Hoff with false claims of dementia o Sodomizing the StepBert (with mayonnaise)
o Violating Ebay rules by sending dogshit-encrusted sneakers through the mail
o Threatening Ebay customers who complained about him
o Blackmailing the Catholic Church
o Falsely accusing Anthea of stealing lift tickets
o Abusing AnnexCafe staff and posters
o And more
Mr. Abraham, if you are reading this message, I strongly urge you to turn yourself in at the nearest UNP location so that your case can be expedited. A complete confession form will be electronically transmitted from UNP Central HQ and printed out
sincerely,Hilarious. You really are desperate, eh, freak? How about I discuss this with a real officer. Your parole officer. You're almost as crazy as Wack Job Waldron, or for that matter, my brother who was just as desperate as you.
Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police
Nothing is going to change the reality that the world loathes you.
Hey, just got back from Montana! Disco, Lookout, Red Lodge and five glorious days at Big Sky. Where have YOU skied this winter? Damn, that parole officer is mean. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 7:12:38 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:ready for you signature. Simply initial each of the VRCs, and then sign and date the form at the bottom.
On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 9:41:19 AM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:
The UNP is seeking Schattie Abraham of Seattle, Washington on a warrant of arrest for the following very real crimes:
o Sodomy
o Violating his restraining order not to post here
o Lying about having gone to Vietnam
o Lying about his time in the mile and then forgetting his lie
o Open and gross lewdness with a sausage
o Simulating the rape of a sheep
o Committing penny stock fraud with TixFi
o Molesting his brother
o Raping his mother
o Grossly defaming his best friend Bert Hoff with false claims of dementia
o Sodomizing the StepBert (with mayonnaise)
o Violating Ebay rules by sending dogshit-encrusted sneakers through the mail
o Threatening Ebay customers who complained about him
o Blackmailing the Catholic Church
o Falsely accusing Anthea of stealing lift tickets
o Abusing AnnexCafe staff and posters
o And more
Mr. Abraham, if you are reading this message, I strongly urge you to turn yourself in at the nearest UNP location so that your case can be expedited. A complete confession form will be electronically transmitted from UNP Central HQ and printed out
Which of the above VRCs were you planning on confessing to, Mr. Abraham?sincerely,Hilarious. You really are desperate, eh, freak? How about I discuss this with a real officer. Your parole officer. You're almost as crazy as Wack Job Waldron, or for that matter, my brother who was just as desperate as you.
Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police
Nothing is going to change the reality that the world loathes you.
Hey, just got back from Montana! Disco, Lookout, Red Lodge and five glorious days at Big Sky. Where have YOU skied this winter? Damn, that parole officer is mean. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You must know that the UNP has concrete proof of some of the above crimes; in particular, "Open and gross lewdness with a sausage" and "Simulating the rape of a sheep", but there are others for which you are unaware of the physical evidence against you.
A full confession is your only hope for securing even a modicum of leniency. With a list of crimes so long, you will need all the leniency you can get. I strongly suggest you do not spurn this opportunity, which will not be available to you for long
Officer Dewar.
On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 4:03:33 PM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:out ready for you signature. Simply initial each of the VRCs, and then sign and date the form at the bottom.
On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 7:12:38 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 9:41:19 AM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:
The UNP is seeking Schattie Abraham of Seattle, Washington on a warrant of arrest for the following very real crimes:
o Sodomy
o Violating his restraining order not to post here
o Lying about having gone to Vietnam
o Lying about his time in the mile and then forgetting his lie
o Open and gross lewdness with a sausage
o Simulating the rape of a sheep
o Committing penny stock fraud with TixFi
o Molesting his brother
o Raping his mother
o Grossly defaming his best friend Bert Hoff with false claims of dementia
o Sodomizing the StepBert (with mayonnaise)
o Violating Ebay rules by sending dogshit-encrusted sneakers through the mail
o Threatening Ebay customers who complained about him
o Blackmailing the Catholic Church
o Falsely accusing Anthea of stealing lift tickets
o Abusing AnnexCafe staff and posters
o And more
Mr. Abraham, if you are reading this message, I strongly urge you to turn yourself in at the nearest UNP location so that your case can be expedited. A complete confession form will be electronically transmitted from UNP Central HQ and printed
you.I confess Big Sky was glorious and I had a blast. Confess: where did YOU ski this year?Which of the above VRCs were you planning on confessing to, Mr. Abraham?sincerely,Hilarious. You really are desperate, eh, freak? How about I discuss this with a real officer. Your parole officer. You're almost as crazy as Wack Job Waldron, or for that matter, my brother who was just as desperate as you.
Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police
Nothing is going to change the reality that the world loathes you.
Hey, just got back from Montana! Disco, Lookout, Red Lodge and five glorious days at Big Sky. Where have YOU skied this winter? Damn, that parole officer is mean. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You must know that the UNP has concrete proof of some of the above crimes; in particular, "Open and gross lewdness with a sausage" and "Simulating the rape of a sheep", but there are others for which you are unaware of the physical evidence against
Uh, show it. Especially that rape bit. Yes means yes and baaaaa means baaaaaa.
On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 7:06:59 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:out ready for you signature. Simply initial each of the VRCs, and then sign and date the form at the bottom.
On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 4:03:33 PM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:
On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 7:12:38 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 9:41:19 AM UTC-7, Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police wrote:
The UNP is seeking Schattie Abraham of Seattle, Washington on a warrant of arrest for the following very real crimes:
o Sodomy
o Violating his restraining order not to post here
o Lying about having gone to Vietnam
o Lying about his time in the mile and then forgetting his lie
o Open and gross lewdness with a sausage
o Simulating the rape of a sheep
o Committing penny stock fraud with TixFi
o Molesting his brother
o Raping his mother
o Grossly defaming his best friend Bert Hoff with false claims of dementia
o Sodomizing the StepBert (with mayonnaise)
o Violating Ebay rules by sending dogshit-encrusted sneakers through the mail
o Threatening Ebay customers who complained about him
o Blackmailing the Catholic Church
o Falsely accusing Anthea of stealing lift tickets
o Abusing AnnexCafe staff and posters
o And more
Mr. Abraham, if you are reading this message, I strongly urge you to turn yourself in at the nearest UNP location so that your case can be expedited. A complete confession form will be electronically transmitted from UNP Central HQ and printed
you.I confess Big Sky was glorious and I had a blast. Confess: where did YOU ski this year?Which of the above VRCs were you planning on confessing to, Mr. Abraham?sincerely,Hilarious. You really are desperate, eh, freak? How about I discuss this with a real officer. Your parole officer. You're almost as crazy as Wack Job Waldron, or for that matter, my brother who was just as desperate as you.
Officer Eviel Dewar, Usenet Police
Nothing is going to change the reality that the world loathes you. Hey, just got back from Montana! Disco, Lookout, Red Lodge and five glorious days at Big Sky. Where have YOU skied this winter? Damn, that parole officer is mean. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You must know that the UNP has concrete proof of some of the above crimes; in particular, "Open and gross lewdness with a sausage" and "Simulating the rape of a sheep", but there are others for which you are unaware of the physical evidence against
Uh, show it. Especially that rape bit. Yes means yes and baaaaa means baaaaaa.The UNP has photographic proof of your simulating the rape of an animal, Mr. Abraham.
An animal cannot consent to sexual activity.
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