They tolerate you because you bring them beer. Behind your back
You know, talking skiing. The shop guys love me, send them
a lot of business and always make an offering to the Gawd
s of the Shop, otherwise known as an annual half rack of PBR.
they're laughing at you.
Yeah, that's why I got the mount for half price. Every time.
Whereas you don't even have a ski shop in the shithole town you live in. Toledo.Actually, we do.
Shithole Ski Shop, right?
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
Ooops, you use Turtle wax. Make sure and tell them.
I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
But I will still ski more mountains on better gear in moreYou should go back to your home country of Blowgaria.
places than you will this year.
Nah, I'd run into too many of your relatives, especially if
I went there through your home country, Huggiestan.
[Default] On Thu, 12 Nov 2020 20:06:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
They tolerate you because you bring them beer. Behind your back
You know, talking skiing. The shop guys love me, send them
a lot of business and always make an offering to the Gawd
s of the Shop, otherwise known as an annual half rack of PBR.
they're laughing at you.
Yeah, that's why I got the mount for half price. Every time.Sure they do. Obviously another lie. I thought you mounted your own
skis. If they're used skis, aren't the holes already drilled?
Whereas you don't even have a ski shop in the shithole town you live in. Toledo.Actually, we do.
Shithole Ski Shop, right?Don't need to and I file my own edges, too.
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
Ooops, you use Turtle wax. Make sure and tell them.I don't need to. Why would I even go there?
I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
But I will still ski more mountains on better gear in moreYou should go back to your home country of Blowgaria.
places than you will this year.
Nah, I'd run into too many of your relatives, especially ifNaw, my home country is Horvathopia. Yours is Trunkyvania.
I went there through your home country, Huggiestan.
Base structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right?Don't need to and I file my own edges, too.
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
On 2020-11-14 11:59 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
Base structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right?Don't need to and I file my own edges, too.
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
Terminal intermediates don't need to worry about "base structure".
On 2020-11-14 1:16 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 12:54:31 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-14 11:59 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
Terminal intermediates don't need to worry about "base structure".Base structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right?Don't need to and I file my own edges, too.
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and I can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.Please. You couldn't tell is one was waxed and the other wasn't.
shit they are getting.But that's a good structure. Let me try it.
Terminal liars don't need truth unless they are actually making a false police report.
Terminal cowards don't need balls, and obviously, you've never had the balls to stalk me in the real world.
Terminal nutjobs don't need sanity.
Look at the bright side, bitch. I won't have the opportunity to humiliate you and prove your cowardice at Whistler this year. Or give you the opportunity to compound the humiliation with your sick, cowardly games.
Hey, Mad Dog? Thought about you the other day. Found a wallet in the NSCC parking lot and since I was in the neighborhood, stopped by the cop shop and turned it in. Had a nice conversation with a few of them giving sympathy for all the undeserved
You know, the same pleasant conversation I would have if you followed through on your empty threat to REPORT ME!!!!!!!You mean the pleasant conversation you're not willing to have with me present?
Off your meds again, eh, freak? Go fuck yourself. Pleasure insulting you.
Why is that again?
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 12:54:31 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-14 11:59 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
Terminal intermediates don't need to worry about "base structure".Base structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right?Don't need to and I file my own edges, too.
Do they laugh when you bring your bunny skis in for a wax?
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and I can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
But that's a good structure. Let me try it.shit they are getting.
Terminal liars don't need truth unless they are actually making a false police report.
Terminal cowards don't need balls, and obviously, you've never had the balls to stalk me in the real world.
Terminal nutjobs don't need sanity.
Look at the bright side, bitch. I won't have the opportunity to humiliate you and prove your cowardice at Whistler this year. Or give you the opportunity to compound the humiliation with your sick, cowardly games.
Hey, Mad Dog? Thought about you the other day. Found a wallet in the NSCC parking lot and since I was in the neighborhood, stopped by the cop shop and turned it in. Had a nice conversation with a few of them giving sympathy for all the undeserved
You know, the same pleasant conversation I would have if you followed through on your empty threat to REPORT ME!!!!!!!
Off your meds again, eh, freak? Go fuck yourself. Pleasure insulting you.
On 2020-11-14 1:53 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 1:24:49 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker
wrote:
On 2020-11-14 1:16 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 12:54:31 PM UTC-8, Alan BakerPlease. You couldn't tell is one was waxed and the other wasn't.
wrote:
On 2020-11-14 11:59 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
Terminal intermediates don't need to worry about "baseBase structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right? Do they laugh when you bringDon't need to and I file my own edges, too.
your bunny skis in for a wax?
structure".
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and I
can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
Show up in person and find out, freak. Please. Ooooops, I can sureOoops.
tell that you don't have a pair.
That would require you giving a precise time and place to show up...
...something you're too much of a pussy to ever do.
But that's a good structure. Let me try it. Terminal liars don'tYou mean the pleasant conversation you're not willing to have with
need truth unless they are actually making a false police
report. Terminal cowards don't need balls, and obviously, you've
never had the balls to stalk me in the real world. Terminal
nutjobs don't need sanity. Look at the bright side, bitch. I
won't have the opportunity to humiliate you and prove your
cowardice at Whistler this year. Or give you the opportunity to
compound the humiliation with your sick, cowardly games. Hey, Mad
Dog? Thought about you the other day. Found a wallet in the NSCC
parking lot and since I was in the neighborhood, stopped by the
cop shop and turned it in. Had a nice conversation with a few of
them giving sympathy for all the undeserved shit they are
getting. You know, the same pleasant conversation I would have if
you followed through on your empty threat to REPORT ME!!!!!!! Off
your meds again, eh, freak? Go fuck yourself. Pleasure insulting
you.
me present?
Why is that again?
Because you are insane and that is a truly crazy idea. I want theAnd you can fully inform them with me present, Scottie.
cops to be fully informed about rsa, and you are terrified of being exposed, which is why you won't report me.
I want them to read yourAnd they can't do that while we're there?
insane posts and witness your insane stalking, along with laughing at
your pathetic cowardice.
You get to pick any post of mine you want them to see.
Once that happens, I will set anHow would reporting what you've actually posted be "false", Scottie?
appointment myself, I want to see you arrested for making a false
police report.
Why won't you have that pleasant conversation yourselfI've told you I will... ...if you'll accompany me to the station.
like a normal human being, and report me for the crime you claim I committed?
:-)
Only an insane nut job like you would demand policeI'm not demanding protection, Scottie.
protection so he can spew his shit in person.
If I wanted the ultimate protection from you when reporting your
threats, I would NOT invite you.
You sure as hell areYou cannot provide a single time you've ever actually given me a precise
not and never will be man enough to do so in person. Proven time and
time again. REPORT ME!!!!!! Down on the ground like the Mad Dog you
are at WHISTLER!!!!! You are insane. Disgusting. Despicable. Vile. Cowardly. Alan Baker. Go fuck yourself, bitch. Invoking Baker
rule. You are obviously still insane.
time and place to meet you, Scottie...
...and you know it.
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 1:24:49 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker
wrote:
On 2020-11-14 1:16 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 12:54:31 PM UTC-8, Alan BakerPlease. You couldn't tell is one was waxed and the other wasn't.
wrote:
On 2020-11-14 11:59 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
Terminal intermediates don't need to worry about "baseBase structure. You don't have a clue.hithole Ski Shop, right? Do they laugh when you bringDon't need to and I file my own edges, too.
your bunny skis in for a wax?
structure".
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and I
can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
Show up in person and find out, freak. Please. Ooooops, I can sure
tell that you don't have a pair.
But that's a good structure. Let me try it. Terminal liars don'tYou mean the pleasant conversation you're not willing to have with
need truth unless they are actually making a false police
report. Terminal cowards don't need balls, and obviously, you've
never had the balls to stalk me in the real world. Terminal
nutjobs don't need sanity. Look at the bright side, bitch. I
won't have the opportunity to humiliate you and prove your
cowardice at Whistler this year. Or give you the opportunity to
compound the humiliation with your sick, cowardly games. Hey, Mad
Dog? Thought about you the other day. Found a wallet in the NSCC
parking lot and since I was in the neighborhood, stopped by the
cop shop and turned it in. Had a nice conversation with a few of
them giving sympathy for all the undeserved shit they are
getting. You know, the same pleasant conversation I would have if
you followed through on your empty threat to REPORT ME!!!!!!! Off
your meds again, eh, freak? Go fuck yourself. Pleasure insulting
you.
me present?
Why is that again?
Because you are insane and that is a truly crazy idea. I want the
cops to be fully informed about rsa, and you are terrified of being
exposed, which is why you won't report me.
I want them to read your
insane posts and witness your insane stalking, along with laughing at
your pathetic cowardice.
Once that happens, I will set an
appointment myself, I want to see you arrested for making a false
police report.
Why won't you have that pleasant conversation yourself
like a normal human being, and report me for the crime you claim I
committed?
Only an insane nut job like you would demand police
protection so he can spew his shit in person.
You sure as hell are
not and never will be man enough to do so in person. Proven time and
time again. REPORT ME!!!!!! Down on the ground like the Mad Dog you
are at WHISTLER!!!!! You are insane. Disgusting. Despicable. Vile. Cowardly. Alan Baker. Go fuck yourself, bitch. Invoking Baker
rule. You are obviously still insane.
I can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and
Please. You couldn't tell is one was waxed and the other wasn't.
You are insane.
Go fuck yourself. REPORT ME!!!!!! Invoking Baker rule.
As with Hobbs, nothing has changed. BTW, those lovely Mindbenders
didn't need a grind, arrived freshly tuned. And I know so little
about tuning skis that the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a
job during the preseason rush. No fucking way, but the thought was
nice.
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 13:24:47 -0800, Alan Baker <notony...@no.no.no.no> wrote this crap:
I can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my own and
Please. You couldn't tell is one was waxed and the other wasn't.He couldn't tell the difference between the pointy end and the flat
end.
On 2020-11-14 2:23 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:Truth is easy to say. Which is why you will never REPORT ME!!!!!!
You are insane.
Your top posting tell. :-)
Go fuck yourself. REPORT ME!!!!!! Invoking Baker rule.You were supposed to have done that the last post...
...but you never had good impulse control, did you?
:-)
As with Hobbs, nothing has changed. BTW, those lovely MindbendersIt's easy to say that... ...isn't it?
didn't need a grind, arrived freshly tuned. And I know so little
about tuning skis that the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a
job during the preseason rush. No fucking way, but the thought was
nice.
... the owner of my shop asked me if I
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:
... the owner of my shop asked me if ISweeping floors for minimum wage?
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 3:48:58 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-14 2:23 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:Truth is easy to say. Which is why you will never REPORT ME!!!!!!
You are insane.
Your top posting tell. :-)
Go fuck yourself. REPORT ME!!!!!! Invoking Baker rule.You were supposed to have done that the last post...
...but you never had good impulse control, did you?
:-)
As with Hobbs, nothing has changed. BTW, those lovely MindbendersIt's easy to say that... ...isn't it?
didn't need a grind, arrived freshly tuned. And I know so little
about tuning skis that the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a
job during the preseason rush. No fucking way, but the thought was
nice.
Here's something else that is easy to say. You are an insane, cowardly, stalking beetch. Go fuck yourself.
[Default] On Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:02:28 -0700 (PDT),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
You bought used skis. The edges are probably all chipped up. And you
No, I got a couple pairs of expensive, top of the line skis cheap.
said they were used skis, so why were there no bindings on them? It's
just more of your lies.
Both in cherry condition, unlike your asshole. No chips.Yeah right
Freshly tuned. And I had the binders laying around, idiot.Knee deep in it this time.
It's just more of my good fortune and you skiing straight boards with leather straps.My wood boards with leather straps are nailed above the fireplace.
You lose. You're always a loser and will always be a loser.Whereas you are still skiing a twenty year old pair of rusty
beginner straight skis. I win.
Nope. I got top of the line skis, Marker bindings, and Nordica boots.
Twenty year old bunny skis.
Tell that to a guy who owns Harleys.How many Harleys do you
have?
I have a Harley t-shirt. Prefer Jap bikes. Or German.
Only clowns own Harleys.
I would be delighted. Where do I find you? ID? Clown.
How many Harvard degrees do you have?
The same as you do.
I doubt it. You couldn't even get a diploma from Eugene High, also
known as Oregon State.
Did not attend either. I was finishing my doctorate in fucking with idiots at Harvard.
More fantasies.You don't even own a
house. You probably don't even own a decent pair of ski boots,
dumbass.
Two pairs. Both customized with boot heaters and footbeds.
Eat your heart out. Indeed, one of the boots is sitting on the table, the newThat's the kind of job I always wanted. Sitting around doing nothing,
skis are coming in tomorrow and I have to take them down to the
shop. The guys down there love me, I bring beer every year.
while pretending to file and wax some fat guy's skis, while drinking
free beer.
Speaking of skis, went down to play tennis today and ran into
a true skiing legend.
Stein Eriksen again? Vinko Bogataj, (look him up), or Sonny Bono?
I'd tell you, but you'd just defame him. We both agreed that Sun ValleyDumbass. The ones that stay closed will handle the virus better.
will handle covid better than any other resort.
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 10:58:04 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Thu, 12 Nov 2020 20:06:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Sure they do. Obviously another lie. I thought you mounted your ownThey tolerate you because you bring them beer. Behind your back
You know, talking skiing. The shop guys love me, send them
a lot of business and always make an offering to the Gawd
s of the Shop, otherwise known as an annual half rack of PBR.
they're laughing at you.
Yeah, that's why I got the mount for half price. Every time.
skis. If they're used skis, aren't the holes already drilled?
Only an idiot mounts his own skis, idiot.
I'll be you use nails, through the whole ski into the base, right?
Here is a clue, dumbfuck. Modern bindings need a jig to be properly
mounted, and I like to have the bindings tested, smart to do so.
Ooops, you use Turtle wax. Make sure and tell them.I don't need to. Why would I even go there?
You're too stupid to know why.
When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.
I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
You don't live near the mountains, idiot. People who live
where I do buy Jeeps. And a boatload a day of Subarus.
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 11:59:56 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 10:58:04 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Thu, 12 Nov 2020 20:06:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Sure they do. Obviously another lie. I thought you mounted your ownThey tolerate you because you bring them beer. Behind your back
You know, talking skiing. The shop guys love me, send them
a lot of business and always make an offering to the Gawd
s of the Shop, otherwise known as an annual half rack of PBR.
they're laughing at you.
Yeah, that's why I got the mount for half price. Every time.
skis. If they're used skis, aren't the holes already drilled?
Only an idiot mounts his own skis, idiot.Tell that to the guys at the ski shop.
I'll be you use nails, through the whole ski into the base, right?Right. Big-assed railroad spikes. I don't want them to come loose.
Here is a clue, dumbfuck. Modern bindings need a jig to be properlyI built my own jig in my basement workshop. And I test them myself.
mounted, and I like to have the bindings tested, smart to do so.
You can probably buy a good jig on Amazon or ebay.
Ooops, you use Turtle wax. Make sure and tell them.I don't need to. Why would I even go there?
You're too stupid to know why.
When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.
I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
You don't live near the mountains, idiot. People who liveWhere I live people throw rocks at Subarus.
where I do buy Jeeps. And a boatload a day of Subarus.
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:
... the owner of my shop asked me if I
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 4:36:25 PM UTC-8, The Real Bev wrote:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:
... the owner of my shop asked me if ISweeping floors for minimum wage?
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
Nah, telling sociopathic pathological liars that they are fugly cunts.
I'm an expert, obviously, you fugly cunt.
Here's a clue. Back in the days of the FIRST Park City girlfriend,
I had a job mounting and tuning skis at a local shop.
Where I live people throw rocks at Subarus.When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
You don't live near the mountains, idiot. People who live
where I do buy Jeeps. And a boatload a day of Subarus.
Where I live, if you throw a rock at a Subaru, odds are a lesbian
will come out and shoot you. Go for it.
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev <bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:
... the owner of my shop asked me if I
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other janitorial
duties.
[Default] On Sun, 15 Nov 2020 12:35:22 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Where I live people throw rocks at Subarus.When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
You don't live near the mountains, idiot. People who live
where I do buy Jeeps. And a boatload a day of Subarus.
Where I live, if you throw a rock at a Subaru, odds are a lesbianAre you telling us that you are a lesbian?
will come out and shoot you. Go for it.
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 5:59:17 PM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com
wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev
<bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other janitorial
... the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a job during the
preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc. You would not
understand. I've watched them work for years and actually finished
some pairs myself, just for fun.
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 11:33:44 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-16 11:11 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 5:59:17 PM UTC-8,Riiiight.
vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev
<bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other
... the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a job during
the preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
janitorial duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc. You would not
understand. I've watched them work for years and actually
finished some pairs myself, just for fun.
A ski tuning shop would let you work on a customer's skis.
Not just a ski tuning shop, of course.
Baker, one of the reasons you
won't even get near me in the real world is that I am trained and
experienced in teaching stalking freaks lessons they will never
forget. As it happens, I am also trained and experienced at tuning
and repairing skis.
As in got paid to do it in the winter of 90-91
in Park City, spent three months down there because I had a ski area girlfriend.
Also got me a free pass to Pork Sushi. Been tuning my
own ever since, even bought a new pair of vises last year, have all
the tools I need and about a five year supply of wax. I keep all of
my friend's skis touched up and tell them when to bite the bullet and
pay for a shop job, some things I can't do. You actually remind me of
the last time I was up at Whistler, friend of mine is a legendary
race ski tech. Had lunch with him (you didn't show up, as usual)
and
he offered a free tune of my Mantras, they hadn't seen a shop in
three years or so. So I bought the shop a half rack (at fucking
Canadian prices) and watched the whole process. Ran them through the
fancy Wintersteiger, finished them off by hand, filled some
scratches, then gave them a race hot box wax. Got on them a couple
days later at Sun Peaks and I was delighted by how well they skied.
Indeed, skied so well I'm keeping them even though I have two new
pairs of 98 waist skis, the old school Mantras are the best dust on
crust boards I've ever owned, basically a wide gs ski, like I am a
wide gs skier. Learned a bit through the process, but other than the machines, pretty much the same process with better tools. You would
not understand, because you are a stupid idiot. REPORT ME!!!!!! WHISTLER!!!!!! You pathetic wimp.
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:54:40 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 4:36:25 PM UTC-8, The Real Bev wrote:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:
... the owner of my shop asked me if ISweeping floors for minimum wage?
wanted a job during the preseason rush.
Nah, telling sociopathic pathological liars that they are fugly cunts.The only thing you mounted was sheep and crack whores.
I'm an expert, obviously, you fugly cunt.
Here's a clue. Back in the days of the FIRST Park City girlfriend,
I had a job mounting and tuning skis at a local shop.
On 2020-11-16 11:11 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 5:59:17 PM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev
<bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other janitorial
... the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a job during the
preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc. You would notRiiiight.
understand. I've watched them work for years and actually finished
some pairs myself, just for fun.
A ski tuning shop would let you work on a customer's skis.
On 2020-11-16 11:49 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 11:33:44 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-16 11:11 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 5:59:17 PM UTC-8,Riiiight.
vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev
<bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other
... the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a job during
the preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
janitorial duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc. You would not
understand. I've watched them work for years and actually
finished some pairs myself, just for fun.
A ski tuning shop would let you work on a customer's skis.
Not just a ski tuning shop, of course.Riiiight.
So whom were you "watching work"?
Baker, one of the reasons youRiiiiight.
won't even get near me in the real world is that I am trained and experienced in teaching stalking freaks lessons they will never
forget. As it happens, I am also trained and experienced at tuning
and repairing skis.
As in got paid to do it in the winter of 90-91Riiiiight. Got any proof?
in Park City, spent three months down there because I had a ski area girlfriend.
Also got me a free pass to Pork Sushi. Been tuning my
own ever since, even bought a new pair of vises last year, have all
the tools I need and about a five year supply of wax. I keep all of
my friend's skis touched up and tell them when to bite the bullet and
pay for a shop job, some things I can't do. You actually remind me of
the last time I was up at Whistler, friend of mine is a legendary
race ski tech. Had lunch with him (you didn't show up, as usual)
Because you wouldn't tell me precisely where and when to be there.
and
he offered a free tune of my Mantras, they hadn't seen a shop in
three years or so. So I bought the shop a half rack (at fucking
Canadian prices) and watched the whole process. Ran them through the
fancy Wintersteiger, finished them off by hand, filled some
scratches, then gave them a race hot box wax. Got on them a couple
days later at Sun Peaks and I was delighted by how well they skied. Indeed, skied so well I'm keeping them even though I have two new
pairs of 98 waist skis, the old school Mantras are the best dust on
crust boards I've ever owned, basically a wide gs ski, like I am a
wide gs skier. Learned a bit through the process, but other than the machines, pretty much the same process with better tools. You would
not understand, because you are a stupid idiot. REPORT ME!!!!!! WHISTLER!!!!!! You pathetic wimp.
LOL!
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 11:54:03 PM UTC-8, Alan Baker wrote:
On 2020-11-16 11:49 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 11:33:44 PM UTC-8, Alan BakerRiiiight.
wrote:
On 2020-11-16 11:11 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, November 16, 2020 at 5:59:17 PM UTC-8,Riiiight.
vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:36:22 -0800, The Real Bev
<bashley...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On 11/14/2020 02:23 PM, twob...@gmail.com wrote:Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other
... the owner of my shop asked me if I wanted a job
during the preseason rush.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?
janitorial duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc. You would
not understand. I've watched them work for years and
actually finished some pairs myself, just for fun.
A ski tuning shop would let you work on a customer's skis.
Not just a ski tuning shop, of course.
So whom were you "watching work"?
Exactly, Baker. And since you are a stalking, lying, deranged piece
of shit freak, I won't tell you the names of my friends. Of course,
you could have met several of them over the years, but you never had
the balls to show up at Whistler, you pathetic dickless wimp.
Baker, one of the reasons you won't even get near me in the realRiiiiight.
world is that I am trained and experienced in teaching stalking
freaks lessons they will never forget. As it happens, I am also
trained and experienced at tuning and repairing skis.
Just like I am a trained and experienced manly man. Show up and find
out. Happy to prove it to you. PPPPPPUUUUUSSSSSYYYYYY
As in got paid to do it in the winter of 90-91 in Park City,Riiiiight. Got any proof?
spent three months down there because I had a ski area
girlfriend.
Holy shit, you expect me to prove I spent the winter of 90-91 in PC,
when you can't even prove your false assertion that I threatened your
life? And you know it, which is why you've never tried to sell that
bullshit to the cops, eh? Riiiiigggghhhhttttt. Tell ya what. Show
up at Whistler and I will let you find out how sharp my edges are.
The hard way. Idiot. Prove you have a pair. REPORT ME!!!!!
Rrriiiggghhtttt
Also got me a free pass to Pork Sushi. Been tuning my own ever
since, even bought a new pair of vises last year, have all the
tools I need and about a five year supply of wax. I keep all of
my friend's skis touched up and tell them when to bite the bullet
and pay for a shop job, some things I can't do. You actually
remind me of the last time I was up at Whistler, friend of mine
is a legendary race ski tech. Had lunch with him (you didn't show
up, as usual)
Because you wouldn't tell me precisely where and when to be there.
Because you do not and never will have the balls to spew your shit in
person. Same pathetic excuse. PPPPPPPUUUUUUSSSSSYYYYYYY
and he offered a free tune of my Mantras, they hadn't seen a shopLOL!
in three years or so. So I bought the shop a half rack (at
fucking Canadian prices) and watched the whole process. Ran them
through the fancy Wintersteiger, finished them off by hand,
filled some scratches, then gave them a race hot box wax. Got on
them a couple days later at Sun Peaks and I was delighted by how
well they skied. Indeed, skied so well I'm keeping them even
though I have two new pairs of 98 waist skis, the old school
Mantras are the best dust on crust boards I've ever owned,
basically a wide gs ski, like I am a wide gs skier. Learned a bit
through the process, but other than the machines, pretty much the
same process with better tools. You would not understand, because
you are a stupid idiot. REPORT ME!!!!!! WHISTLER!!!!!! You
pathetic wimp.
REPORT ME!!!!! WHISTLER!!!!!! Invoking Baker Rule, once again you
have proven how deranged, obsessed, cowardly, and stupid you are,
freak.
On Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 12:54:31 PM UTC-8, Alan Bake
Actually, Baker, I am quite spoiled. I tune and wax my
own and I can certainly tell the difference when my skis need a grind.
Where I live, if you throw a rock at a Subaru, odds are a lesbianAre you telling us that you are a lesbian?
will come out and shoot you. Go for it.
Yes, I like to have sex with women and so do lesbians. Idiot.
It is an old Seattle joke. Lots of lesbians in this town, and damn near
everyone of them I know has a Subie. My third one, they give m
e shit about being a secret lesbian. Whereas you are a dumbfuck white
trash idiot living in the shithole of the US claiming to be dodging potholes on a Harley.
White Trash Horvath.
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
There are times I am truly impressed by what a cowardly,
disgusting, despicable, vile, dumbfuck freak you are, and
this is one of those times. Say that in person and you can
taste my ski boot. From the inside. Change your diapers,
coward. I'd be delighted to visit Toledo one day.
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other janitorial
duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc.
You would not understand. I've watched them work for
years and actually finished some pairs myself, just for fun.
I like working on skis. Just touched up my new K2's a few
days ago, gave them a nice coat of wax.
Won't take them along with me in a couple weeks, like my rock skis anyway.
Have to be in Spokane at the end of the month so if anything
is open in that neighborhood will spend a few days skiing.
On real mountains.
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
Well, he's written a piece in which he claimed to have down on
his mother while she was menstruating, so that's not
too far-fetched, I suppose.
[Default] On Sun, 15 Nov 2020 12:35:22 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Where I live people throw rocks at Subarus.When you live near the mountains, a truly great vehicle is a Jeep.That's because you don't have new skis or a Subaru.I would never own a subaru. If someone gave me one, I'd have it
crushed.
That's because you are an idiot who doesn't go skiing.
Great cars when you live near mountains.
Toledo is home of the Jeep.
You don't live near the mountains, idiot. People who live
where I do buy Jeeps. And a boatload a day of Subarus.
Where I live, if you throw a rock at a Subaru, odds are a lesbianAre you telling us that you are a lesbian?
will come out and shoot you. Go for it.
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
[Default] On Mon, 16 Nov 2020 23:11:08 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Sweeping floors for minimum wage?Cleaning toilets, emptying trash, mopping, and other janitorial
duties.
Tuning skis, custom wax jobs, base repairs, etc.You are such a dumb shit. I'm surprised you have enough brains to
You would not understand. I've watched them work for
years and actually finished some pairs myself, just for fun.
I like working on skis. Just touched up my new K2's a few
days ago, gave them a nice coat of wax.
walk around. Everybody knows that the wax wears off after about six
feet after the run.
Since you only ski on green groomed slopes it's
about ten feet. I've seen skis run through the wax machine, it's
useless. I wax my skis with car wax and it's better.
Won't take them along with me in a couple weeks, like my rock skis anyway. You're about as dumb as a box of rocks. You don't have to have arocket science degree from MIT, (which I do,) to file and tune skis.
Have to be in Spokane at the end of the month so if anythingYou live near Spokane, dumbass. I lived there, too.
Division at Fort Lewis. Home of the Army Rangers. The toughest
people on the planet.
BTW at the end of the month, Nov 30th, there is a full moon and a
lunar eclipse. I just love to show off my science and math degrees.
is open in that neighborhood will spend a few days skiing.Are there fake mountains? Not counting Disney.
On real mountains.
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 10:52:34 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar <eviel...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
Well, he's written a piece in which he claimed to have down onHow did he know it was his brother's dick, unless he tasted it before?
his mother while she was menstruating, so that's not
too far-fetched, I suppose.
My publisher thought the original title should be shortened. I wanted
it to be, "I tasted my brother's dick for the first time on my
mother's pussy while changing her diapers as the nursing staff looked
on and took pictures." I had a picture of an old fat guy going down
on a blue-haired pussy on a hospital bed, but they all laughed and
said that they couldn't publish it. ____________________________________________
On Wednesday, November 18, 2020 at 11:07:19 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:bugs eat each other. I study evil, I study freaks and perverts and sadists, and here I have you two performing on cue. Not just twisted, dickless nutjobs, but stupid. Keep it up, this is amusing, to say the least. Idiots. Change your diapers.
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 10:52:34 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar <eviel...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
Fascinating. Are you freaks somehow under the impression that this depraved insanity hurts me? On the contrary. I'm fascinated by your perversion, freaks. Interesting to watch pathetic, powerless cowards exercise their depravity, sort of like watchingWell, he's written a piece in which he claimed to have down onHow did he know it was his brother's dick, unless he tasted it before?
his mother while she was menstruating, so that's not
too far-fetched, I suppose.
My publisher thought the original title should be shortened. I wanted
it to be, "I tasted my brother's dick for the first time on my
mother's pussy while changing her diapers as the nursing staff looked
on and took pictures." I had a picture of an old fat guy going down
on a blue-haired pussy on a hospital bed, but they all laughed and
said that they couldn't publish it. ____________________________________________
On Wednesday, November 18, 2020 at 2:18:28 PM UTC-5, twob...@gmail.com wrote:watching bugs eat each other. I study evil, I study freaks and perverts and sadists, and here I have you two performing on cue. Not just twisted, dickless nutjobs, but stupid. Keep it up, this is amusing, to say the least. Idiots. Change your diapers.
On Wednesday, November 18, 2020 at 11:07:19 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 10:52:34 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar <eviel...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
You tell some good stories. You should write a book. I got the
perfect title for it. "I tasted my brother's dick on my mother's
pussy."
Fascinating. Are you freaks somehow under the impression that this depraved insanity hurts me? On the contrary. I'm fascinated by your perversion, freaks. Interesting to watch pathetic, powerless cowards exercise their depravity, sort of likeWell, he's written a piece in which he claimed to have down onHow did he know it was his brother's dick, unless he tasted it before? My publisher thought the original title should be shortened. I wanted
his mother while she was menstruating, so that's not
too far-fetched, I suppose.
it to be, "I tasted my brother's dick for the first time on my
mother's pussy while changing her diapers as the nursing staff looked
on and took pictures." I had a picture of an old fat guy going down
on a blue-haired pussy on a hospital bed, but they all laughed and
said that they couldn't publish it. ____________________________________________
"Depraved insanity"? "Perversion"? Nothing that Horvath writes could possibly be as depraved, insane, or perverse than *your* fantasies, Trunky.
"A year ago as I mark time, a seven year old boy stood between a grown woman's open, naked thighs. Four months later, hands jammed his head into the place that gave me birth. Six months ago, I heard my mother's voice cursing "This is what your fathershould be doing" as she shuddered in orgasm.
I hold my smile, so these innocent children do not know I have left them. With a backdrop of clear blue sky rather than peeling paint, the birthday boy's face becomes Scotty's, the smile a rictus of terror, as I gaze in the bathroom mirror of the slumapartment that was my home. It is not cherry frosting that drips from my cheeks.
It is my mother's blood."
How did he know it was his brother's dick, unless he tasted it before?
My publisher thought the original title should be shortened. I wanted
it to be, "I tasted my brother's dick for the first time on my
mother's pussy while changing her diapers as the nursing staff looked
on and took pictures." I had a picture of an old fat guy going down
on a blue-haired pussy on a hospital bed, but they all laughed and
said that they couldn't publish it.
____________________________________________
Fascinating. Are you freaks somehow under the impression
that this depraved insanity hurts me? On the contrary.
I'm fascinated by your perversion, freaks. Interesting to watch
pathetic, powerless cowards exercise their depravity, sort of like
watching bugs eat each other. I study evil, I study freaks and
perverts and sadists, and here I have you two performing on cue.
Not just twisted, dickless nutjobs, but stupid. Keep it up, this
is amusing, to say the least. Idiots. Change your diapers.
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 11:18:26 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
How did he know it was his brother's dick, unless he tasted it before?
My publisher thought the original title should be shortened. I wanted
it to be, "I tasted my brother's dick for the first time on my
mother's pussy while changing her diapers as the nursing staff looked
on and took pictures." I had a picture of an old fat guy going down
on a blue-haired pussy on a hospital bed, but they all laughed and
said that they couldn't publish it.
____________________________________________
Fascinating. Are you freaks somehow under the impressionWhat are you now? some sort of psychiatrist?
that this depraved insanity hurts me? On the contrary.
I'm fascinated by your perversion, freaks. Interesting to watch
pathetic, powerless cowards exercise their depravity, sort of like
watching bugs eat each other. I study evil, I study freaks and
perverts and sadists, and here I have you two performing on cue.
Not just twisted, dickless nutjobs, but stupid. Keep it up, this
is amusing, to say the least. Idiots. Change your diapers.
I live a life of action, adventure, and danger, and I know that you
live in a basement and only dream of the life you could have.
To put it bluntly, you ski on the green groomed slopes and I ski on
the double black diamonds.
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 21:34:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.In ten days you'll be in jail, again.
Where are YOU going to ski this year, Mo?
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 21:34:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Where are YOU going to ski this year, Mo?No you're not. According to the website on Sun Valley, dogs are not
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.
allowed there. So you can't go skiing there.
If you had a passport you could go to Trunkistan to ski. You could
meet lots of little boys there.
[Default] On Sun, 22 Nov 2020 13:44:58 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On Saturday, November 21, 2020 at 9:16:39 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 21:34:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.In ten days you'll be in jail, again.
Should be skiing on Sunday, only question is where in
Northern Idaho.
Not in Sun Valley. According to their website they're closed for
snowmaking and sanitizing.
Mr. Two then Three Harvard degrees.That's why I'm known as, "Mr. Harvard Horvath."
On Saturday, November 21, 2020 at 9:16:39 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote: >> [Default] On Wed, 18 Nov 2020 21:34:24 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Ten days from now I will be skiing in Idaho.In ten days you'll be in jail, again.
Should be skiing on Sunday, only question is where in
Northern Idaho.
Mr. Two then Three Harvard degrees.
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