On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Merry Christmas
God Bless Us All
____________________________________________
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Merry Christmas
God Bless Us All
____________________________________________It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey medley. Just a couple of lines so far:
Bertie-pervertie sodomized me
He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy
There's going to be a line "glans across the water" that I have to work in somehow.
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 8:49:10 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote: >> On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Hey, I'd be delighted to give you a present on the
first day of Xmas.
Identify yourself, and I will show up and plant a size 14 in your nuts.
[Default] On Fri, 18 Dec 2020 16:15:14 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 8:49:10 AM UTC-8, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Hey, I'd be delighted to give you a present on theI wouldn't want anything you got especially crabs or HIV or any other
first day of Xmas.
STDs.
Identify yourself, and I will show up and plant a size 14 in your nuts.You lie. From your Mickey Mouse voice you probably wear size six.
I'll bet you can inhale helium and it doesn't change the sound of your
voice.
Besides, you already know that the last person who attacked me wasn't
sent to the hospital, he was sent to prison.
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Merry Christmas
God Bless Us All
____________________________________________
It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a
parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
medley. Just a couple of lines so far:
Bertie-pervertie sodomized me
He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy
There's going to be a line "glans across the water"
that I have to work in somehow.
[Default] On Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:47:12 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar <eviel...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, vat...@vathcave.com wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.
On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(moving on)
On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(keep it moving)
On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
(and bring it home)
On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumbfucks blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.
Merry Christmas
God Bless Us All
____________________________________________
It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a
parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
medley. Just a couple of lines so far:
Bertie-pervertie sodomized me
He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy
There's going to be a line "glans across the water"Sorry, kind villager. But you'll never have the gift.
that I have to work in somehow.
Besides, you already know that the last person who attacked me wasn't
sent to the hospital, he was sent to prison.
You mean the imaginary drug dealer who wanted
get paid for the drugs he sold you?
Tell ya what, Huggies. I will believe that bullshit when you post a
valid police report number. How humiliating that you make that
laughable claim and got busted posting a fake number. Hilarious.
You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.
[Default] On Sat, 19 Dec 2020 18:25:15 -0800 (PST),
"twob...@gmail.com" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
Besides, you already know that the last person who attacked me wasn't
sent to the hospital, he was sent to prison.
You mean the imaginary drug dealer who wantedI've never ever bought illegal drugs in my life.
get paid for the drugs he sold you?
Tell ya what, Huggies. I will believe that bullshit when you post aYou have a lot to learn, Trunky. I've been trained by mankind's best
valid police report number. How humiliating that you make that
laughable claim and got busted posting a fake number. Hilarious.
You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.
military to be an unstoppable killing machine.
I learned to jump out
of choppers using the Australian Rappel technique.
Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rappel
This method of attack is so fast and dangerous that you don't even see
it in the movies. Hollywood stuntmen refuse to do it. I've done it
dozens of times.
You would be dead before I even got my boots on the ground.
The motto of Air Assault is, "Death From Above."
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