Democrat Convention Schedule Saturday, 27 August 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, marijuana distribution, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
"How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still
avoid paying taxes!"
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in
Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the
terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary
realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of
Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you"
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the
New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial "We Surrender" Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan,
Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in
A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
"How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America "
"Sneaky Joe" Biden
12:00 AM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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