• Why do parks still use that awful company...?

    From Dave Althoff, Jr.@21:1/5 to All on Fri Dec 8 04:52:59 2023
    Okay, so I'm a little peeved. It looks like 2024 will be the first year
    that I get to miss HoliWood Nights, and I believe only the second year
    since 1995 that I'll miss an "annual" Holiday World all-club event. And I
    kind of expected it; they're now doing the event ticket sales with a ticket drop in the middle of the day on a work day, which means that since my
    employer has dragged me back into the office, I can't just sit here and
    fight that qnza website while I work as I did last year. But I did book vacation time so that when the appointed time came 'round I could plop
    myself into the queue and at least try.

    And it seems that Holiday World had the right idea...they closed their
    online store for two hours before the ticket drop, and while the system
    allowed people into a queue, that queue was presumably flushed when the
    store opened and the tickets dropped. Which is why when I waited until the appointed time, I bounded into the queue for...a 75 minute wait.

    It seems that their e-commerce provider set the system up so that if there
    were people waiting in the queue, yes, those people got flushed out when
    the store reset. But then those people waiting got automatically added to
    the new queue when the store opened. That's the behavior you want if the
    store *crashes*, which for this company you can kind of expect to happen.
    But when you are intending to open the queue at the appointed time, doing
    it that way actually defeats the purpose of flushing the queue before
    opening the store! And for the system to not actually broadcast an alert to
    the people waiting to let them know that the tickets had sold out while
    they were waiting...well, that's two more items that are borderline
    malpractice on the part of the provider.

    So I am, naturally, a little disappointed, in no small part because it's
    pretty much the only time in the entire summer season that one can actually ride the Voyage at night, and it's the only time *ever* that they run it
    with the brakes off, as its designers intended. I'll figure out another way
    to get there in 2024, and figure they saved me some money. But more to the point, it sure seems that Accesso has a stranglehold on the amusement
    industry online ticketeing process, and they happen to be really bad at it, finding creative new ways for the platform to fail pretty much every time I
    am forced into using it. I can't be the only one who has noticed this...can
    I? How are these guys even still in business?

    --Dave Althoff, Jr.
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  • From Dave Althoff, Jr.@21:1/5 to All on Thu Dec 14 05:20:43 2023
    Surf Dance Chris <surfdancec@aol.com> wrote: : I?ve never been to this
    event. Does it actually sell out if you?re not there the exact second
    tickets are available?

    It did this year. But again, I think that's as much Accesso's fault as
    anything else. Had they actually purged the queue to remove the campers (as they said they were planning to do) or even just, you know, not taken queue reservations before the store opened, we might have had a few minutes.

    I entered the queue at 12:01 EST, was given a 75-minute wait time, and then once my wait time was over, the event was sold out. It took an hour or more
    for the event to sell out, but there were enough people in the queue to
    account for all the tickets in the first minute or so.

    That said, my gripe is less about yet another ticket drop mess (now that I
    am back to working in an office, I figured I wouldn't be able to get a
    ticket for HWN this year anyway) than Accesso's continuing failure to get anything right. Like when I had to go through the process to renew my Cedar Point pass twice because halfway through the process their site decided it wasn't compatible with desktop Safari. Or for that matter,
    desktop-anything. Or the problem of actually applying a discount code for a Cincinnati Zoo ticket. Or even discovering that a service code exists to
    allow me to buy a discounted ticket at Knott's Berry Farm. Or getting
    through a transaction to visit the Columbus Zoo without the site just plain crashing (that time I ended up buying my ticket at the gate). It's a comedy
    of errors, different every time, but always infuriating.

    Perhaps my favorite example is from the 2021 IAAPA trade show. I paid a
    visit to the Accesso booth and mentioned the troubles I'd had with Safari
    on the Cedar Fair site, and one of their sales reps gave me a rather nice
    ball point pen. The first time I tried to use it, the thing fell apart.
    Useless as it is now, it's kind of my favorite industry tchotchke just
    because it does such a good job of symbolizing the company that distriuted
    it.

    --Dave Althoff, Jr.
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