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  • From Abazas to Zhongweis, I do the lot

    From =?UTF-8?B?XCJmcmVkICBrLiA9P1VURi04P@21:1/5 to All on Wed May 26 13:56:53 2021
    HELLO

    I AM Keven Albert Strum, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF Keven Albert Strum'S
    FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC

    THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESHLY-FUCKED GOAT, AND AS WE HEAD INTO SUMMER
    THE END OF SPRING IS THE IDEAL TIME TO HAVE YOUR GOATS PROFESSIONALLY
    FUCKED

    SO WHY NOT GIVE Keven Albert Strum'S FUCK-A-GOAT A CALL AND LET US GET YOUR GOATS
    INTO SUMMER SHAPE WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GOATFUCKING

    WE TRAVEL TO YOU

    AND FOR THE SAFETY OF BOTH OUR CLIENTS AND THEIR GOATS, WE ARE ALWAYS
    100% MASKED

    OUR MASKS INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE OF DISPOSABLE SURGICAL, LUCHA LIBRE, AND BALACLAVA WITH BALL GAG

    WE NOW ALSO OFFER IN-HOME GOATFUCKING SERVICES, 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS
    A WEEK

    IT'S LIKE OUR REGULAR GOATFUCKING SERVICE, BUT WE DO IT IN YOUR LIVING
    ROOM (TRADITIONAL AL FRESCO SERVICE STILL AVAILABLE DEPENDING ON
    WEATHER)

    ANYWAY, GIVE Keven Albert Strum'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC A CALL TODAY AND WE'LL
    TAKE CARE
    OF ALL YOUR SPRINGTIME GOATFUCKING NEEDS

    AND REMEMBER: WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, Keven Albert Strum'S FUCK-A-GOAT
    FUCKS GOATS RIGHT

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  • From fred k. =?UTF-8?B?ZW5nZWxzwq4=?=@21:1/5 to All on Wed May 26 15:49:03 2021
    BECAUSE I FUCK GOATS, YOU SEE

    <3 <3 <3

    THE REAL FRED

    P.S.: NO REALLY I FUCK GOATS EVERY CHANCE I GET

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