(joke) A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and a cheeseburger...
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(# 148) A guy walks into a bar, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs his pint,
puts the pork pie on his head and smashes it with his hand, then walks
out, leaving the barman a little confused.
The next day he comes back in, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs the
pint, puts the pork pie on his head, smashes it with his hand and
walks out, leaving the barman even more confused.
The next day he comes in again and orders a pint and a pork pie but
the barman, trying to figure him out, says "sorry, no pork pies" so
the guy orders a packet of cheese and onion crisps instead, downs the
pint, puts the packet of cheese and onion crisps on his head smashes
them with his hand and is about to leave when the barman stops him and
asks "why did you just smash that packet of cheese and onion crisps on
your head?" and the guy replies "because you didn't have any pork
pies." ~James Turner~
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i think the version i read in a book begins...
---- A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and a cheeseburger... and the last line was [Because you didn't have any cheese today]
(or maybe it was about a Hot Dog)
i'm wondering... are there many jokes like this?
Namely, (that is) ...
it works as a joke even know there's a Black-Box in it (that we never find out).
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