• a bilingual (polyglot) joke is always a Puzzle

    From henhanna@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jun 13 10:26:47 2022
    a bilingual (polyglot) joke is always a Puzzle --- (well, almost always)


    i've been wondering about this (puzzle) question ...
    Does James Joyce address the topic of Upstairs-Downstairs interaction (in his works) ???
    --- about which i'll pose the question more fully, maybe later ...



    pls share a fav. joke or a bilingual joke
    --- (or a joke with Ling. or Polyglot aspect)



    Both of these (below) are pretty (damn) good :


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    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing
    watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler
    notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a
    wooden crate and calls out, --------- "Can you all see me now?"

    "Yes"
    "Oui"
    "Sí"
    "Ja"



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    A Spanish man goes into a department store looking for a specific item
    of clothing. But he can't find what he's looking for and he
    doesn't know the English word for it.

    So he grabs a salesperson and says, "Tienes calcetines?"

    "I'm sorry, I don't know what that is," the salesperson says.

    The guy tries again. "Medias?" He asks, miming pulling up
    socks. The salesperson brings him to the trouser section.

    "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero medias, calcetines," he says.

    And so it goes for nearly an hour. Finally, by accident, they go
    to the sock (and underwear) section.

    The Spanish guy, excited, points and shouts, "Eso sí que es ! "

    The salesperson's jaw drops ---- "Well, why didn't you TELL me
    you knew how to spell it?"


    ObPuzzle: ¡Eso es!
    ---------- ((( a gloss is deleted
    to make it a puzzle. )))


    ___________________________________
    (One more)


    Pat et Mick, deux Irlandais, viennent de se faire embaucher dans une meunerie.

    Juste avant midi, Pat crie après Mick :

    - Mick! Mick! J'ai perdu un doigt...

    - C'est vrai?, demande Mick, Et comment tu as fait ?

    - J'ai juste touché cette grande roue qui tourne comm.... Arrrghhh! Et
    merde encore un autre !




    ------------ is the word [comm] (comme) a typo ?
    Or is this (spelling) commonly done ?

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  • From henhanna@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jul 3 18:23:51 2022
    On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 10:26:48 AM UTC-7, henh...@gmail.com wrote:

    a bilingual (polyglot) joke is always a Puzzle --- (well, almost always)
    -------------- pls tell me/us your favorite.


    i've been wondering about this (puzzle) question ...
    Does James Joyce address the topic of Upstairs-Downstairs interaction (in his works) ???




    pls share a fav. joke or a bilingual joke --- (or a joke with Ling. or Polyglot aspect)



    Both of these (below) are pretty (damn) good :


    ___________________________________
    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler
    notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, --------- "Can you all see me now?"

    "Yes"
    "Oui"
    "Sí"
    "Ja"



    ___________________________________
    A Spanish man goes into a department store looking for a specific item
    of clothing. But he can't find what he's looking for and he
    doesn't know the English word for it.

    So he grabs a salesperson and says, "Tienes calcetines?"

    "I'm sorry, I don't know what that is," the salesperson says.

    The guy tries again. "Medias?" He asks, miming pulling up
    socks. The salesperson brings him to the trouser section.

    "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero medias, calcetines," he says.

    And so it goes for nearly an hour. Finally, by accident, they go
    to the sock (and underwear) section.

    The Spanish guy, excited, points and shouts, "Eso sí que es ! "

    The salesperson's jaw drops ---- "Well, why didn't you TELL me
    you knew how to spell it?"


    ObPuzzle: ¡Eso es!
    ---------- ((( a gloss is deleted
    to make it a puzzle. )))


    ___________________________________
    (One more)


    Pat et Mick, deux Irlandais, viennent de se faire embaucher dans une meunerie.

    Juste avant midi, Pat crie après Mick :

    - Mick! Mick! J'ai perdu un doigt...

    - C'est vrai?, demande Mick, Et comment tu as fait ?

    - J'ai juste touché cette grande roue qui tourne comm.... Arrrghhh! Et merde encore un autre !




    ----------- is the word [comm] (comme) a typo ?
    Or is this (spelling) commonly done ?


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    Approximately 90% of interesting material on the internet have been borrowed or copied (with minor adjustments, including translation / paraphrasing).
    On casual SNS venues (Twitter, Reddit, Usenet, ...) this ratio is much higher.

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  • From Jonathan Dushoff@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jul 4 09:28:57 2022
    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

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    It's an anagram

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Jonathan Dushoff on Mon Jul 4 17:44:24 2022
    Puzzle is spoiler space.

    On 04/07/2022 5:28 pm, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

    Second language after space

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    Mandarin. Hint after space.

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    It's an anagram

    $ ./perm mandarin
    Out of 40320? Don't be daft.
    guess
    Tricky.
    oh go on
    All right. Drainman?
    Bang on

    :-) Thanks for the game, human.

    $

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Jonathan Dushoff@21:1/5 to Richard Heathfield on Tue Jul 5 12:46:05 2022
    On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 6:44:27 PM UTC+2, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    Puzzle is spoiler space.
    On 04/07/2022 5:28 pm, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

    Second language after space

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    Mandarin. Hint after space.

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    It's an anagram
    $ ./perm mandarin
    Out of 40320? Don't be daft.
    guess
    Tricky.
    oh go on
    All right. Drainman?
    Bang on

    :-) Thanks for the game, human.

    $

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

    That's cool, but not what I had in mind. The "hackie" in quotes is meant to indicate that it is the subject of wordplay.

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  • From henhanna@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Jonathan Dushoff on Tue Jul 5 20:25:15 2022
    On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 12:46:06 PM UTC-7, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 6:44:27 PM UTC+2, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    Puzzle is spoiler space.
    On 04/07/2022 5:28 pm, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

    Second language after space

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    Mandarin. Hint after space.

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    It's an anagram
    $ ./perm mandarin
    Out of 40320? Don't be daft.
    guess
    Tricky.
    oh go on
    All right. Drainman?
    Bang on

    :-) Thanks for the game, human.

    $

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within


    That's cool, but not what I had in mind. The "hackie" in quotes is meant to indicate that it is the subject of wordplay.


    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

    ( i wasn't fam. with this word. )

    a Hackie drives a cab, and just about now....

    he's hating Covid, Uber, Lyft ... and Self-driving cars....

    About the autonomous vehicles, he's saying [ Heck A.I. ! ]

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  • From henhanna@gmail.com@21:1/5 to henh...@gmail.com on Thu Jul 7 09:04:21 2022
    On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 8:25:16 PM UTC-7, henh...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 12:46:06 PM UTC-7, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 6:44:27 PM UTC+2, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    Puzzle is spoiler space.
    On 04/07/2022 5:28 pm, Jonathan Dushoff wrote:
    What does a "hackie" do for a living?

    Second language after space

    space ...
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    Mandarin. Hint after space.

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    It's an anagram
    $ ./perm mandarin
    Out of 40320? Don't be daft.
    guess
    Tricky.
    oh go on
    All right. Drainman?
    Bang on

    :-) Thanks for the game, human.

    $

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within


    That's cool, but not what I had in mind. The "hackie" in quotes is meant to indicate that it is the subject of wordplay.


    What does a "hackie" do for a living?
    ( i wasn't fam. with this word. )

    a Hackie drives a cab, and just about now....

    he's hating Covid, Uber, Lyft ... and Self-driving cars....

    About the autonomous vehicles, he's cursing [ Heck A.I. ! ]


    Why are cows so lazy? ------ They're always on vacaciones


    What app is popular among French pets?
    ----------- Cats use SnapChat and dogs use SnapChien.


    When did Japanese people start eating omelettes?
    --------------- A long たまご (a long tamago)


    Which animal was in [ The Matrix ] ? ----------- 牛 (Neo)


    What font is used on beef noodle soup restaurant menus?
    ------------ Times牛肉麵

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