Ranger Greycat wrote:
[Ranger Greycat approaches the podium and clears his throat]
Starr da Dogg was not a cat, but nobody;s perfect. She knew her place
and was almost always respectful to us cats. For the first few years
she was afraid of us, as a dog should be, but she eventually figured
out that we wouldn't hurt her as long as she remained respectful. She
also did her best to protect us by barking up a storm whenever
anybody came near the house.
She was an honorary member of the Feline World Order, and did a
purrty good job on the missions she was assigned. She went wif us on
several of the Community's adventures.
She always did her best to protect smaller animals, even superior
creatures like us dat din't need protection. Her also did a really
good job at keeping our hoomins safe, at home and away. Her did her
best to be a Good Doggy. And she always had a really good time when
we did backyard time, and her was always happy to snuggle. She did
good snuggles!
Starr da Dogg (Paw always spelled that with 2 gs, saying that she was
way more than a dog(, you were really loved and will be missed.
Prince nods. He comes to the podium.
"Daisy-chan told me about Cash's love. He wanted to wink wif Starr but
den time tooked him early and then her too. Perhaps, dey is together
now. Dey had a gloriuous dance at da ball once. Daisy-chan said, it
made her smile to watch".
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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