• Recipe for the gooks Ejercito and Chung

    From Susan Cohen@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 10 00:03:23 2021
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    BEER ROASTED CAT

    [DO NOT USE BEER]

    1 cat cut into roast
    1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
    1 cube of beef bouillon
    1 clove of garlic
    1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish BeerŪ, but NOT
    that brand at their lawyers' request. They alledge this article,
    educating others in the legal eating habits of over 100 million people world-wide, and specifically in rising East Asian markets, is "highly offensive."

    Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain
    water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in
    crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of
    beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with
    your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked
    feline in time for supper.

    If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees
    for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good.
    Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard
    greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just
    remember- cat is a course best served hot!

    Skinned CatCat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game
    meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make
    the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

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  • From The Peeler@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 10 10:36:03 2021
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    Shit, shit, shit and more shit (see sig)!

    --
    Loose Sphincter about his passion:
    " I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
    MID: <ajftsc9mb16l8v86a9mi95f63g8lh3rpm3@4ax.com>

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