• Sammy Redcat calls a family meeting (and invites anyone else interested

    From catdude@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 2 12:34:07 2021
    Ok, all da KC kitties, gather round please. And any offur kitties or goggies who want do, you can join in if you want to. Yes, Milton, I know dat Francesca isn't here right now. Her is off on a secret mission fur da Community.

    I fink just about efurryone except Ranger is too young to remember when I had to fight the Boss Greebling (I fink Ranger said info on that is online at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.pets.cats.community/c/f6dTyqcvF1E/m/6XINCYJp8kkJ). In my video chat
    wif some skwirls and raccooms and possums I know, it sounds like a new Boss Greebling has shown up.

    [Ranger] When Milton an da Dogg and I go in da back yard, all of our furriends tell us about lots an lots of greeblings being spotted in areas dat used to be greebling-free. And we'z hearing stories saying dat they're ALL OVER da Midwest US.

    [Fred (very shyly, mostly hiding behind Ranger)] And I'm hearing stories about da greeblings are stealing fings from humans. An dey is mostly picking famblies wif kitties, an we figger dey is trying to embarrass da kitties.

    [Sammy] Milton , Fred, and Mr Lucky have stumbled across some leads they need to investigate, that might lead to some resources to help us collect more information.

    I am pretty sure that we need to find the new Boss Greebling and do something about him. What do you all think?

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  • From cshenk@21:1/5 to cat...@gmail.com on Wed Jun 2 19:50:56 2021
    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    Ok, all da KC kitties, gather round please. And any offur kitties or
    goggies who want do, you can join in if you want to. Yes, Milton, I
    know dat Francesca isn't here right now. Her is off on a secret
    mission fur da Community.

    I fink just about efurryone except Ranger is too young to remember
    when I had to fight the Boss Greebling (I fink Ranger said info on
    that is online at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.pets.cats.community/c/f6dTyqcvF1E/m/6X INCYJp8kkJ). In my video chat wif some skwirls and raccooms and
    possums I know, it sounds like a new Boss Greebling has shown up.

    [Ranger] When Milton an da Dogg and I go in da back yard, all of our furriends tell us about lots an lots of greeblings being spotted in
    areas dat used to be greebling-free. And we'z hearing stories saying
    dat they're ALL OVER da Midwest US.

    [Fred (very shyly, mostly hiding behind Ranger)] And I'm hearing
    stories about da greeblings are stealing fings from humans. An dey is
    mostly picking famblies wif kitties, an we figger dey is trying to
    embarrass da kitties.

    [Sammy] Milton , Fred, and Mr Lucky have stumbled across some leads
    they need to investigate, that might lead to some resources to help
    us collect more information.

    I am pretty sure that we need to find the new Boss Greebling and do
    something about him. What do you all think?

    Prince sniffs about. "what do Greeblings smell like?"

    Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's
    daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither know
    what dez smell like.

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  • From Pit2nya@21:1/5 to cshenk on Wed Jun 2 21:18:01 2021
    On Wednesday, June 2, 2021 at 5:51:02 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote:
    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    Ok, all da KC kitties, gather round please. And any offur kitties or goggies who want do, you can join in if you want to. Yes, Milton, I
    know dat Francesca isn't here right now. Her is off on a secret
    mission fur da Community.

    I fink just about efurryone except Ranger is too young to remember
    when I had to fight the Boss Greebling (I fink Ranger said info on
    that is online at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.pets.cats.community/c/f6dTyqcvF1E/m/6X INCYJp8kkJ). In my video chat wif some skwirls and raccooms and
    possums I know, it sounds like a new Boss Greebling has shown up.

    [Ranger] When Milton an da Dogg and I go in da back yard, all of our furriends tell us about lots an lots of greeblings being spotted in
    areas dat used to be greebling-free. And we'z hearing stories saying
    dat they're ALL OVER da Midwest US.

    [Fred (very shyly, mostly hiding behind Ranger)] And I'm hearing
    stories about da greeblings are stealing fings from humans. An dey is mostly picking famblies wif kitties, an we figger dey is trying to embarrass da kitties.

    [Sammy] Milton , Fred, and Mr Lucky have stumbled across some leads
    they need to investigate, that might lead to some resources to help
    us collect more information.

    I am pretty sure that we need to find the new Boss Greebling and do something about him. What do you all think?
    Prince sniffs about. "what do Greeblings smell like?"

    Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's
    daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither know
    what dez smell like.
    Mine gess iz dat dey dun't smell attall gud!
    P2nya

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  • From Pit2nya@21:1/5 to cshenk on Wed Jun 2 21:16:24 2021
    On Wednesday, June 2, 2021 at 5:51:02 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote:
    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    Ok, all da KC kitties, gather round please. And any offur kitties or goggies who want do, you can join in if you want to. Yes, Milton, I
    know dat Francesca isn't here right now. Her is off on a secret
    mission fur da Community.

    I fink just about efurryone except Ranger is too young to remember
    when I had to fight the Boss Greebling (I fink Ranger said info on
    that is online at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.pets.cats.community/c/f6dTyqcvF1E/m/6X INCYJp8kkJ). In my video chat wif some skwirls and raccooms and
    possums I know, it sounds like a new Boss Greebling has shown up.

    [Ranger] When Milton an da Dogg and I go in da back yard, all of our furriends tell us about lots an lots of greeblings being spotted in
    areas dat used to be greebling-free. And we'z hearing stories saying
    dat they're ALL OVER da Midwest US.

    [Fred (very shyly, mostly hiding behind Ranger)] And I'm hearing
    stories about da greeblings are stealing fings from humans. An dey is mostly picking famblies wif kitties, an we figger dey is trying to embarrass da kitties.

    [Sammy] Milton , Fred, and Mr Lucky have stumbled across some leads
    they need to investigate, that might lead to some resources to help
    us collect more information.

    I am pretty sure that we need to find the new Boss Greebling and do something about him. What do you all think?
    Prince sniffs about. "what do Greeblings smell like?"

    Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's
    daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither know
    what dez smell like.
    Mine gess iz dat dey dun't smell gud!
    P2nya

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  • From catdude@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jun 3 11:11:06 2021
    Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither know
    what dez smell like.
    Mine gess iz dat dey dun't smell attall gud!
    P2nya

    No, dey smell AWFUL! When I had my fight with the boss guy, I found dat he had a big fancy chair dat his greeblings had stolen from hoomins. Da boss guy sat in it all da time time, and it STANK! I figgered dat it might come in handy some day, so I cut
    out a piece of da fabric on da chair and kept it in a air-tight jar all dese years.

    [He hands over a glass jar with a piece of grungy fabric inside]

    You can smell dat fabric, and dat will tell you what a greebling smells like. But do it CAREFULLY! Take too big a sniff an yourz nose might fall off!

    Sammy

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  • From cshenk@21:1/5 to cat...@gmail.com on Thu Jun 3 19:36:34 2021
    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither
    know what dez smell like.
    Mine gess iz dat dey dun't smell attall gud!
    P2nya

    No, dey smell AWFUL! When I had my fight with the boss guy, I found
    dat he had a big fancy chair dat his greeblings had stolen from
    hoomins. Da boss guy sat in it all da time time, and it STANK! I
    figgered dat it might come in handy some day, so I cut out a piece of
    da fabric on da chair and kept it in a air-tight jar all dese years.

    [He hands over a glass jar with a piece of grungy fabric inside]

    You can smell dat fabric, and dat will tell you what a greebling
    smells like. But do it CAREFULLY! Take too big a sniff an yourz nose
    might fall off!

    Sammy

    Prince comes up and sniffs from a distance then covers his nose and
    goes so far as to grab out his nose mask meowmie had special made fur
    him so he could see his heart-Josh inna dat hospital. Luko less
    careful gets a big sniff and starts choking.

    Prince asks all da other doggies anna gud sniffer kitties to come.

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  • From catdude@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 9 13:31:03 2021
    Prince comes up and sniffs from a distance then covers his nose and
    goes so far as to grab out his nose mask meowmie had special made fur
    him so he could see his heart-Josh inna dat hospital. Luko less
    careful gets a big sniff and starts choking.

    Prince asks all da other doggies anna gud sniffer kitties to come.

    Sammy: Milton, did you and Fred have some leads you wanted to follow up? Do you need any help?

    Milton: Mebbe. I was digging through some notes that Harri Roadcat left behind, and I found what looks like GPS coordinates. I was finking we could mebbe borrow one of doze big truck fingys and go check it out? Mebbe we could find find something that we
    could use.

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  • From Community Cats@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jun 29 10:44:54 2021

    Sammy: Milton, did you and Fred have some leads you wanted to follow up? Do you need any help?

    Milton: Mebbe. I was digging through some notes that Harri Roadcat left behind, and I found what looks like GPS coordinates. I was finking we could mebbe borrow one of doze big truck fingys and go check it out? Mebbe we could find find something that
    we could use.


    [Milton, Fred, and Mr Lucky confer]

    Milton: We’z got that old notebook that was Harri Roadcat’s, and it has doze coordinates.

    Fred: I finded some notes from a kitty named Cleopatra, an dey also haf
    da same numbers.

    Mr Lucky: I know dat da Community has doze big truck fingies, and da teleporters, I fink we should all borrow on of doze trucks and go see
    what’s dere.

    Sammy: Dat sounds like a plan. Dere’s a truck parked behind the
    FluffyKitz warehouse, an it’s all gassed up an ready to go. It has room
    fur at least a dozen kitties.

    Any other kitties want to go along to investigate?

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  • From Pit2nya@21:1/5 to Community Cats on Tue Jun 29 17:37:45 2021
    On Tuesday, June 29, 2021 at 8:44:57 AM UTC-7, Community Cats wrote:

    Sammy: Milton, did you and Fred have some leads you wanted to follow up? Do you need any help?

    Milton: Mebbe. I was digging through some notes that Harri Roadcat left behind, and I found what looks like GPS coordinates. I was finking we could mebbe borrow one of doze big truck fingys and go check it out? Mebbe we could find find something that
    we could use.

    [Milton, Fred, and Mr Lucky confer]

    Milton: We’z got that old notebook that was Harri Roadcat’s, and it has doze coordinates.

    Fred: I finded some notes from a kitty named Cleopatra, an dey also haf
    da same numbers.

    Mr Lucky: I know dat da Community has doze big truck fingies, and da teleporters, I fink we should all borrow on of doze trucks and go see what’s dere.

    Sammy: Dat sounds like a plan. Dere’s a truck parked behind the
    FluffyKitz warehouse, an it’s all gassed up an ready to go. It has roo
    m
    fur at least a dozen kitties.

    Any other kitties want to go along to investigate?

    Yup-yup, I 'z du!!!
    I rememfurr dat da kitteez wuntz tuuk uh trip down to Mexico, an brot bak souvin eerz...
    now we bar B Q dem awlla da tyme!

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  • From Mahoney,Dan@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 30 08:58:11 2021
    Any other kitties want to go along to investigate?

    Yup-yup, I 'z du!!!
    I rememfurr dat da kitteez wuntz tuuk uh trip down to Mexico, an brot bak souvin eerz...
    now we bar B Q dem awlla da tyme!



    Pi2nya, Fred, Milton, and Mr Lucky pile into the kitty-sized vehicle.

    Milton: Miss Pi2nya, would you like to drive? The controls are all
    kitty-sized. I will be glad to operate da ‘porter controls for you.

    Milton keys in the coordinates they found. Pi2nya starts the engine and
    drives forward. The truck emerges - in the middle of farm country.
    They’re on a quiet farm road with corn fields all around. To their
    immediate left is a wooded area with a very faint track that might at
    one time have been a driveway.

    Fred: I fik dat doze woods are the only fing that stands out. Mebbe we
    should see where dat old driveway goes?

    Pi2nya steers toward the faint track and drives slowly. They enter the
    woods and quickly lose site of the track. They continue ahead, dodging
    trees, until they start to see a clearing through the trees. They park
    and climb out of the truck, and advance on foot very carefully.

    When they reach the treeline they see what appears to be a little
    airport. There are 2 runways at right angles to each other, some large
    hangars on the far side of the field, and a 2 story office building just
    50 yards or so away from them.

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  • From catdude@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 4 06:44:49 2022
    .

    When they reach the treeline they see what appears to be a little
    airport. There are 2 runways at right angles to each other, some large hangars on the far side of the field, and a 2 story office building just
    50 yards or so away from them.

    Pi2nya drives the truck under a large bush, and everybody climbs out. They make their way to the edge of the woods and take cover behind a clump of wild rose bushes. While they peer under the roses, a door opens in the nearby building and a figure
    wearing a flight suit and helmet walks out and strides toward a truck parked nearby. The flight -suited figure stops and apparently listens to a radio call, then nods and walks towards where the kitties are hiding. As the figure approaches, the kitties
    notice the handle “Princess” painted on the helmet, and a name tape embroidered with “Fierce” on the breast of the flight suit.

    The figure takes off the helmet.

    “Francesca! What are you doing here?”

    “The question is what you all are doing here. This is supposed to be a secret installation.”

    “Well, we found some of Harri’s old notebooks, and one of them had a latitude and longitude. We decided to see what’s here, so here we are.”

    Francesca nods, the waves for everybody to follow her. She leads them to a strange looking vehicle parked nearby.

    Mr Lucky: “Wha.. what is that? Is it anything to be afraid of?”

    Francesca: “It’s just a truck a Unimog. We use them a lot here.”

    Every climbs aboard the truck, and Francesca explains as she drives.

    “This place is called Furface Field. Harri Roadcat set it up as a small airport, but it has grown since then. You can see the hangars, where the aircraft are stored and serviced. That other hangar across the field is for surface vehicles and boats. And
    those buildings along the west side of the field are the labs.

    The silver lab was Cleopatra’s. The bricks and rubble to the north indicate where Amelia’s first lab was. The building with the orange tabby pattern was Harri’s lab. As you can see, it’s the only one with it’s own taxiway. Then way to the north,
    the brown, orange, and black building surrounded with a high dirt berm is the latest of Amelia’s labs. She tended to experiment with some very high energy chemicals, and managed to blow up her previous labs a couple times.”

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  • From cshenk@21:1/5 to cat...@gmail.com on Fri Mar 4 09:54:59 2022
    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    .

    When they reach the treeline they see what appears to be a little
    airport. There are 2 runways at right angles to each other, some
    large hangars on the far side of the field, and a 2 story office
    building just 50 yards or so away from them.

    Pi2nya drives the truck under a large bush, and everybody climbs out.
    They make their way to the edge of the woods and take cover behind a
    clump of wild rose bushes. While they peer under the roses, a door
    opens in the nearby building and a figure wearing a flight suit and
    helmet walks out and strides toward a truck parked nearby. The flight
    -suited figure stops and apparently listens to a radio call, then
    nods and walks towards where the kitties are hiding. As the figure approaches, the kitties notice the handle “Princess” painted on the helmet, and a name tape embroidered with “Fierce” on the breast of
    the flight suit.

    The figure takes off the helmet.

    “Francesca! What are you doing here?”

    “The question is what you all are doing here. This is supposed to be
    a secret installation.”

    “Well, we found some of Harri’s old notebooks, and one of them had a latitude and longitude. We decided to see what’s here, so here we
    are.”

    Francesca nods, the waves for everybody to follow her. She leads them
    to a strange looking vehicle parked nearby.

    Mr Lucky: “Wha.. what is that? Is it anything to be afraid of?”

    Francesca: “It’s just a truck a Unimog. We use them a lot here.”

    Every climbs aboard the truck, and Francesca explains as she drives.

    “This place is called Furface Field. Harri Roadcat set it up as a
    small airport, but it has grown since then. You can see the hangars,
    where the aircraft are stored and serviced. That other hangar across
    the field is for surface vehicles and boats. And those buildings
    along the west side of the field are the labs.

    The silver lab was Cleopatra’s. The bricks and rubble to the north
    indicate where Amelia’s first lab was. The building with the orange
    tabby pattern was Harri’s lab. As you can see, it’s the only one with it’s own taxiway. Then way to the north, the brown, orange, and black building surrounded with a high dirt berm is the latest of Amelia’s
    labs. She tended to experiment with some very high energy chemicals,
    and managed to blow up her previous labs a couple times.”

    Gentle Jack sniffs at Luko and asks if he'd like a little adventure?

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  • From cshenk@21:1/5 to cshenk on Fri Mar 4 11:51:41 2022
    cshenk wrote:

    cat...@gmail.com wrote:

    .

    When they reach the treeline they see what appears to be a little airport. There are 2 runways at right angles to each other, some
    large hangars on the far side of the field, and a 2 story office
    building just 50 yards or so away from them.

    Pi2nya drives the truck under a large bush, and everybody climbs
    out. They make their way to the edge of the woods and take cover
    behind a clump of wild rose bushes. While they peer under the
    roses, a door opens in the nearby building and a figure wearing a
    flight suit and helmet walks out and strides toward a truck parked
    nearby. The flight -suited figure stops and apparently listens to a
    radio call, then nods and walks towards where the kitties are
    hiding. As the figure approaches, the kitties notice the handle “Princess” painted on the helmet, and a name tape embroidered with “Fierce” on the breast of the flight suit.

    The figure takes off the helmet.

    “Francesca! What are you doing here?”

    “The question is what you all are doing here. This is supposed to be
    a secret installation.”

    “Well, we found some of Harri’s old notebooks, and one of them had a latitude and longitude. We decided to see what’s here, so here we
    are.”

    Francesca nods, the waves for everybody to follow her. She leads
    them to a strange looking vehicle parked nearby.

    Mr Lucky: “Wha.. what is that? Is it anything to be afraid of?”

    Francesca: “It’s just a truck a Unimog. We use them a lot here.”

    Every climbs aboard the truck, and Francesca explains as she drives.

    “This place is called Furface Field. Harri Roadcat set it up as a
    small airport, but it has grown since then. You can see the hangars,
    where the aircraft are stored and serviced. That other hangar across
    the field is for surface vehicles and boats. And those buildings
    along the west side of the field are the labs.

    The silver lab was Cleopatra’s. The bricks and rubble to the north indicate where Amelia’s first lab was. The building with the orange
    tabby pattern was Harri’s lab. As you can see, it’s the only one
    with it’s own taxiway. Then way to the north, the brown, orange,
    and black building surrounded with a high dirt berm is the latest
    of Amelia’s labs. She tended to experiment with some very high
    energy chemicals, and managed to blow up her previous labs a couple times.”

    Gentle Jack sniffs at Luko and asks if he'd like a little adventure?

    Luko nods then climbs behind the bar and pulls out Cash's old carryall.
    It has 2 pannier bags on each side and a comfy back covering which in
    colder weather, has a lambskin furry cover, just right to give a kitty
    a ride. He glances at the doggie sneakers but opts for the rain
    galoshes just in case as he knows Luko *HATES* getting his toes wet as
    bad as he does.

    Gentle Jack sits patiently while Luko adjusts the bags and makes sure
    they are comfortable, then fills them with various snacks. He then
    sees the magic wishing box!

    He'd forgotten out it. Buried in the back, he'd heard the story from
    Prince who learned it from Daisy-chan when Aunti Mabel was gifted it 4
    dog generations ago.

    Luko brings it out and thinks 'what would help us?'. Gentle Jack
    sniffs the box then jumps back a little as it glows. Slowly the glow
    fades and it opens. Inside, is a perfect thing! It's an owie warning
    tail ornament. 2 white bands with a pad in top with a little red cross
    symbol, and a connector that looks like a bandaide. 2 small bells are
    under it. They put it on and testing shows if his tail gets happy, it
    make noise that he can use to tell if he's neededing to be careful, so
    he doesn't break it again on a coffee table leg or something like he
    did 2 months ago.

    Luko and Gentle Jack give a purr and a wag at A Meowmie and Daddy-2foot
    then take off for a little spring fun!

    They come out of the cataporter to see the Unimog arrive...

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  • From Community Cats@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 4 12:50:19 2022
    Luko nods then climbs behind the bar and pulls out Cash's old carryall.
    It has 2 pannier bags on each side and a comfy back covering which in
    colder weather, has a lambskin furry cover, just right to give a kitty
    a ride. He glances at the doggie sneakers but opts for the rain
    galoshes just in case as he knows Luko *HATES* getting his toes wet as
    bad as he does.

    Gentle Jack sits patiently while Luko adjusts the bags and makes sure
    they are comfortable, then fills them with various snacks. He then
    sees the magic wishing box!

    He'd forgotten out it. Buried in the back, he'd heard the story from
    Prince who learned it from Daisy-chan when Aunti Mabel was gifted it 4
    dog generations ago.

    Luko brings it out and thinks 'what would help us?'. Gentle Jack
    sniffs the box then jumps back a little as it glows. Slowly the glow
    fades and it opens. Inside, is a perfect thing! It's an owie warning
    tail ornament. 2 white bands with a pad in top with a little red cross symbol, and a connector that looks like a bandaide. 2 small bells are
    under it. They put it on and testing shows if his tail gets happy, it
    make noise that he can use to tell if he's neededing to be careful, so
    he doesn't break it again on a coffee table leg or something like he
    did 2 months ago.

    Luko and Gentle Jack give a purr and a wag at A Meowmie and Daddy-2foot
    then take off for a little spring fun!

    They come out of the cataporter to see the Unimog arrive...


    Francesca brings the Unimog to a stop , allowing Luko and Jack to board.

    As everybody gets settled, a loud tapping noise draws Francesca's
    attention to Cleo's old lab. A hairless kitty wearing a hand-knit
    sweater is tapping on the window and waving frantically. Franny drives
    over beside the lab and stops. The window opens and a voice calls out
    "Miss Francesca, Miss Francesca! Quickly!"

    "Doctor Fluffikins, what is it?"

    "You must get to the conference room right away! And take me with you!
    The labs at Pasteur and EMBL and CERN and Max Planck are all in a
    conference call right now, and we must join them!"

    "Ok, hop in". The assembled kitties and friends wait while the elderly
    kitty stuffs papers into a briefcase then hobbles out of the lab and
    climbs into the truck. Franny drives at the Unimog's top speed to the
    office building the kitties had first seen.

    Once everybody has disembarked from the truck, Franny leads them into
    the building. As they enter, a perky black cat seated at the reception
    desk greets them.

    "Good morning, everyone! Welcome to the central office. Can I get anyone
    tea or coffee or water or nip? Or maybe the snack cart?"

    Francesca asks "Who are you? Where is Millie?"

    "Millie is out for a while. Her daughter is having kittens, and Millie
    is there to help. I'm Tina, the black cat with the stylishly short
    tail." She stands and shows her tail, about half as long as the other
    kitties. "People call me Short Tail Tina."

    Ranger pushes to the front. "Are you related to Short Tail Tom? He was
    our neighbor when we lived in Catifurnia."

    "Yes, Short Tail Tom was my uncle. I've heard a lot about him, but never
    met him. Pleased to meet a former neighbor!"

    Dr Fluffikins takes his turn to push to the front.

    "This is all fine, but we have a conference call! Please, let's go! And
    Miss Tina, could you please send up the snacks cart?"

    Francesca leads everyone to a large conference room. Large monitors line
    the walls, and Francesca switches them all on.

    "While we wait for our connection to go through, Dr Fluffikins can
    explain why he is so worked up and rude."

    "Rude? I'm just excited. But very well. For many months we have been
    aware of a huge proliferation of greeblings, all over the world. The
    problem started here in the midwest, but then spread. The number of
    greeblings being sighted has gone up exponentially! Even humans are
    starting to become aware of them. And a lot of those being seen look
    very different from the greeblings we're used to. And some of them are
    much bigger! Ah, good, the connections are formed. Gentlecats, good
    afternoon."

    One of the monitors has a sign reading Max Planck Institute under it. A
    large Bengal cat fills that monitor.

    "Good morning, Fluffy." Dr Fluffikins shouts "it's Fluffikins, not
    Fluffy!". "Yes, well, good morning Fluffy. Good morning everybody. We
    have news! We have captured several of the new batch of greeblings and
    have learned some interesting points. The biggest news is that this new
    batch of greeblings were not born greeblings! They were born other
    species, and were transformed into greeblings. You have some of them
    there in Catmerica, if I remember correctly. The good kitties at the
    Pasteur Institute du Feline have developed a quick-acting gene therapy
    that will transform an altered pseudo-greebling back into it's original
    form. Dr Fluffy, would you please reveal your test subjects?"

    "It's FLUFFIKINS, and of course." He opens the conference room door and
    waves, and a very happy squirrel enters, pushing a wire cage holding a
    weird looking creature. The creature looks like a big greebling, but has
    a suspiciously fluffy tail. "Everybody, please say hello to Zuzu. The
    creature in the cage is his brother Zeke. They had both been transformed
    into pseudo-greeblings, but Zuzu has been restored. Zeke has also
    received the treatment, but will take a day or so longer to complete his transformation. We also have a former and again beaver, a helpful
    gentleman named Buckminster, who has been helping with my lab work. So
    we know where all the greeblings are coming from and we know how to
    rescue them. We don't know where their headquarters are, though. We need
    to find that before we can proceed."

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  • From Francesca the Fierce@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 4 13:42:24 2022
    "It's FLUFFIKINS, and of course." He opens the conference room door and waves, and a very happy squirrel enters, pushing a wire cage holding a
    weird looking creature. The creature looks like a big greebling, but has
    a suspiciously fluffy tail. "Everybody, please say hello to Zuzu. The creature in the cage is his brother Zeke. They had both been transformed
    into pseudo-greeblings, but Zuzu has been restored. Zeke has also
    received the treatment, but will take a day or so longer to complete his transformation. We also have a former and again beaver, a helpful
    gentleman named Buckminster, who has been helping with my lab work. So
    we know where all the greeblings are coming from and we know how to
    rescue them. We don't know where their headquarters are, though. We need
    to find that before we can proceed."

    "I have a suggestion. We have quite a few aircraft here, many of them
    robotic. We also have a lot of good scanning equipment that can spot
    greeblings from the air, but the scanners can't tie in to the airplane controllers. We could always launch a bunch of surveillance aircraft
    with these scanners, but we would need kitties and doggies and maybe
    squirrels to ride along in the airplanes to watch the scanners, and to
    radio in when they find concentrations of greeblings.

    What do you all think of that idea? Would it work?"

    Francesca

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  • From cshenk@21:1/5 to Francesca the Fierce on Fri Mar 4 15:12:02 2022
    Francesca the Fierce wrote:

    "It's FLUFFIKINS, and of course." He opens the conference room door
    and waves, and a very happy squirrel enters, pushing a wire cage
    holding a weird looking creature. The creature looks like a big
    greebling, but has a suspiciously fluffy tail. "Everybody, please
    say hello to Zuzu. The creature in the cage is his brother Zeke.
    They had both been transformed into pseudo-greeblings, but Zuzu
    has been restored. Zeke has also received the treatment, but will
    take a day or so longer to complete his transformation. We also
    have a former and again beaver, a helpful gentleman named
    Buckminster, who has been helping with my lab work. So we know
    where all the greeblings are coming from and we know how to rescue
    them. We don't know where their headquarters are, though. We need
    to find that before we can proceed."

    "I have a suggestion. We have quite a few aircraft here, many of them robotic. We also have a lot of good scanning equipment that can spot greeblings from the air, but the scanners can't tie in to the
    airplane controllers. We could always launch a bunch of surveillance
    aircraft with these scanners, but we would need kitties and doggies
    and maybe squirrels to ride along in the airplanes to watch the
    scanners, and to radio in when they find concentrations of greeblings.

    What do you all think of that idea? Would it work?"

    Francesca

    Luko and Gentle Jack, sitting on the sides, confurr. 'If I could sniff
    a greebling, I'd understand it better' whispers Jack. Luko whispers
    back 'I have never seen one but I have heard it's a bad smell you never
    forget. Maybe they live peaceful lives without bothering anyone if
    left alone, but I suspect that isn't true or folks wouldn't be so upset
    about them and turning normal folks into them is just wrong'.

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  • From Samuel Redcat@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 4 15:50:11 2022
    Luko and Gentle Jack, sitting on the sides, confurr. 'If I could sniff
    a greebling, I'd understand it better' whispers Jack. Luko whispers
    back 'I have never seen one but I have heard it's a bad smell you never forget. Maybe they live peaceful lives without bothering anyone if
    left alone, but I suspect that isn't true or folks wouldn't be so upset
    about them and turning normal folks into them is just wrong'.

    Da greeblings smell AWFUL! When I had my fight with the boss guy, I
    found dat he had a big fancy chair dat his greeblings had stolen from
    hoomins. Da boss guy sat in it all da time time, and it STANK! I
    figgered dat it might come in handy some day, so I cut out a piece of da
    fabric on da chair and kept it in a air-tight jar all dese years. But be careful - it smells realreal bad an yourz nose might fall off!

    [He hands over a glass jar with a piece of grungy fabric inside]

    Da prollem wif greeblings is dat dere purpose in life seems to be to
    make life hard fur kitties and goggies and even fur hoomins. Dere might
    be some good ones, but dere are so many bad ones dat I'z never
    encountered a good one.

    Mebbe if we could find all da bad boss greeblings and beat dem up or
    somefing, it might allow da good ones to be good.

    Sammy

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