On Wednesday, January 31, 1996 at 7:00:00 PM UTC+11, Pomponio Magno, ter consuli, Comes Litori Saxoni wrote:
The darn mutt is a female great dane and belongs to my wife. The bitch (the dog,
not my wife) has turned the yard into Flanders Fields (i.e. full of trenches),
killed some trees, murdered my chickens, etc! Once I left the yard gate open on
purpose and the bitch (again, the dog, not my wife) left! But the zoophiliac police
found her! I need to kill it in a manner that the bitch (my wife, not the dog)
won't suspect or my balls are history. Someone told me that chocolate will kill
dogs. Is this true? If so, I am ready to get 100 snickers bars.
you are a bad person
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