• The Barbarian's Excellent Adventure - part 1

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 14 11:16:28 2023
    The wayback machine has been on a long journey back in time and space. We logged over a thousand miles. At one point we were so far south that we narrowly missed Nevada. We went east almost to Idaho. Up north we lost all sense of time and space and
    wandered into Washington as far north as Saint John's Monastery, for coffee and pastry.

    I have brought back all sorts of wild tales, with something for everyone: sex, drugs, money, gold, rocks, industry, beautiful campgrounds, and MAGA. Oh dear lord, I have been wandering in the land of MAGA. I have enough MAGA that you could smear
    it all over you and eat it with a spoon. If anyone here isn't getting enough MAGA I can tell them exactly where to go. We also brought back some gold and other treasures.

    The adventure didn't really start until we got to the Malheur Wildlife refuge.

    https://www.fws.gov/refuge/malheur

    Malheur is French for misfortune. Legend says that the area was named by French fur trappers, back in the day.

    So there we are in the desert and it was raining lightly, with a little lightning here and there. I had bought a rockhounding book that led us to a place where we could collect pretty rocks that might take a nice polish in our rock tumbler. We
    have a lot of rocks from here and there. Naturally we stopped at the visitor's center and looked at birds and other critters. The Feds have spent a lot of money improving the place since the last time I was there, sometime in the last century. My wife
    hadn't seen any of this until we were getting toward the end of our trip.

    We also took in sights like: French Glen, The Round Barn, The P ranch and Diamond Oregon, population 29, median age 52.5. The median age in Oregon is around 40. Pay attention, these numbers are important in the rest of the tale. :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchglen,_Oregon https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/peter_french_round_barn/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Ranch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond,_Oregon

    The P ranch has an old lookout tower that's a popular roosting spot for Turkey Vultures. There were only around half a dozen of them there when we were there. I have seen many more there.

    One of the ranchers in Diamond had a large sign that said they had been doing just fine until the fraudulent election in 2020. It didn't say what awful misfortune they were experiencing in Diamond since then.

    The BLM has a nice campground at Page Springs.

    https://www.blm.gov/visit/page-springs-campground

    The campgrounds is first come, first served. I suspect that it's rare for the place to fill up. There are no hookups, but they have fresh water, vault toilets and garbage service. The nearby "river" has been so channelized that it's more of an
    irrigation canal than a river, but it looks and sounds nice.

    The next day the rain got more serious, so we decided to drive around to the east side of the Steens mountains where the rain shadow of the mountains has created the driest place in Oregon, the Alvord desert. It was raining there too. So, we
    headed deeper into MAGA territory.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvord_Desert

    More trip reports coming as I find the time and energy. We were just getting started at this point.

    TB

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  • From George Anthony@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Jun 14 14:31:33 2023
    On 6/14/2023 1:16 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:

    The wayback machine has been on a long journey back in time and space. We logged over a thousand miles. At one point we were so far south that we narrowly missed Nevada. We went east almost to Idaho. Up north we lost all sense of time and space
    and wandered into Washington as far north as Saint John's Monastery, for coffee and pastry.

    I have brought back all sorts of wild tales, with something for everyone: sex, drugs, money, gold, rocks, industry, beautiful campgrounds, and MAGA. Oh dear lord, I have been wandering in the land of MAGA. I have enough MAGA that you could
    smear it all over you and eat it with a spoon. If anyone here isn't getting enough MAGA I can tell them exactly where to go. We also brought back some gold and other treasures.

    The adventure didn't really start until we got to the Malheur Wildlife refuge.

    https://www.fws.gov/refuge/malheur

    Malheur is French for misfortune. Legend says that the area was named by French fur trappers, back in the day.

    So there we are in the desert and it was raining lightly, with a little lightning here and there. I had bought a rockhounding book that led us to a place where we could collect pretty rocks that might take a nice polish in our rock tumbler. We
    have a lot of rocks from here and there. Naturally we stopped at the visitor's center and looked at birds and other critters. The Feds have spent a lot of money improving the place since the last time I was there, sometime in the last century. My wife
    hadn't seen any of this until we were getting toward the end of our trip.

    We also took in sights like: French Glen, The Round Barn, The P ranch and Diamond Oregon, population 29, median age 52.5. The median age in Oregon is around 40. Pay attention, these numbers are important in the rest of the tale. :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchglen,_Oregon https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/peter_french_round_barn/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Ranch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond,_Oregon

    The P ranch has an old lookout tower that's a popular roosting spot for Turkey Vultures. There were only around half a dozen of them there when we were there. I have seen many more there.

    One of the ranchers in Diamond had a large sign that said they had been doing just fine until the fraudulent election in 2020. It didn't say what awful misfortune they were experiencing in Diamond since then.

    The BLM has a nice campground at Page Springs.

    https://www.blm.gov/visit/page-springs-campground

    The campgrounds is first come, first served. I suspect that it's rare for the place to fill up. There are no hookups, but they have fresh water, vault toilets and garbage service. The nearby "river" has been so channelized that it's more of an
    irrigation canal than a river, but it looks and sounds nice.

    The next day the rain got more serious, so we decided to drive around to the east side of the Steens mountains where the rain shadow of the mountains has created the driest place in Oregon, the Alvord desert. It was raining there too. So, we
    headed deeper into MAGA territory.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvord_Desert

    More trip reports coming as I find the time and energy. We were just getting started at this point.

    TB

    I am seriously glad you made it back safely. I would miss our little,
    although not so private, tête-à-têtes.
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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Jun 14 16:14:09 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    The wayback machine has been on a long journey back in time and
    space. We logged over a thousand miles. At one point we were so far
    south that we narrowly missed Nevada. We went east almost to Idaho.
    Up north we lost all sense of time and space and wandered into
    Washington as far north as Saint John's Monastery, for coffee and
    pastry.

    I have brought back all sorts of wild tales, with something for
    everyone: sex, drugs, money, gold, rocks, industry, beautiful
    campgrounds, and MAGA. Oh dear lord, I have been wandering in the
    land of MAGA. I have enough MAGA that you could smear it all over
    you and eat it with a spoon. If anyone here isn't getting enough
    MAGA I can tell them exactly where to go. We also brought back some
    gold and other treasures.

    The adventure didn't really start until we got to the Malheur
    Wildlife refuge.

    https://www.fws.gov/refuge/malheur

    Malheur is French for misfortune. Legend says that the area was
    named by French fur trappers, back in the day.

    So there we are in the desert and it was raining lightly, with a
    little lightning here and there. I had bought a rockhounding book
    that led us to a place where we could collect pretty rocks that
    might take a nice polish in our rock tumbler. We have a lot of
    rocks from here and there. Naturally we stopped at the visitor's
    center and looked at birds and other critters. The Feds have spent
    a lot of money improving the place since the last time I was there,
    sometime in the last century. My wife hadn't seen any of this until
    we were getting toward the end of our trip.

    We also took in sights like: French Glen, The Round Barn, The P
    ranch and Diamond Oregon, population 29, median age 52.5. The
    median age in Oregon is around 40. Pay attention, these numbers are
    important in the rest of the tale. :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchglen,_Oregon https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/peter_french_round_barn/


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Ranch
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond,_Oregon

    The P ranch has an old lookout tower that's a popular roosting spot
    for Turkey Vultures. There were only around half a dozen of them
    there when we were there. I have seen many more there.

    One of the ranchers in Diamond had a large sign that said they had
    been doing just fine until the fraudulent election in 2020. It
    didn't say what awful misfortune they were experiencing in Diamond
    since then.

    The BLM has a nice campground at Page Springs.

    https://www.blm.gov/visit/page-springs-campground

    The campgrounds is first come, first served. I suspect that it's
    rare for the place to fill up. There are no hookups, but they have
    fresh water, vault toilets and garbage service. The nearby "river"
    has been so channelized that it's more of an irrigation canal than
    a river, but it looks and sounds nice.

    The next day the rain got more serious, so we decided to drive
    around to the east side of the Steens mountains where the rain
    shadow of the mountains has created the driest place in Oregon, the
    Alvord desert. It was raining there too. So, we headed deeper into
    MAGA territory.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvord_Desert

    More trip reports coming as I find the time and energy. We were
    just getting started at this point.

    I'm impressed that you stayed disconnected - at least from RORT -
    during your trip. Kudos to you. Internetism is the opiate of the
    masses, you know.

    I like rocks, too, and gathered a bunch on my trips. However comma I
    don't diss them by tumbling them. I leave them in their natural state
    as the passage of time made them - it makes them more significant.

    In any case, at the end of the day going forward, it sounded like a
    Good Trip?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Jun 14 14:26:18 2023
    On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 1:14:13 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    The wayback machine has been on a long journey back in time and
    space. We logged over a thousand miles. At one point we were so far
    south that we narrowly missed Nevada. We went east almost to Idaho.
    Up north we lost all sense of time and space and wandered into
    Washington as far north as Saint John's Monastery, for coffee and
    pastry.

    I have brought back all sorts of wild tales, with something for
    everyone: sex, drugs, money, gold, rocks, industry, beautiful
    campgrounds, and MAGA. Oh dear lord, I have been wandering in the
    land of MAGA. I have enough MAGA that you could smear it all over
    you and eat it with a spoon. If anyone here isn't getting enough
    MAGA I can tell them exactly where to go. We also brought back some
    gold and other treasures.

    The adventure didn't really start until we got to the Malheur
    Wildlife refuge.

    https://www.fws.gov/refuge/malheur

    Malheur is French for misfortune. Legend says that the area was
    named by French fur trappers, back in the day.

    So there we are in the desert and it was raining lightly, with a
    little lightning here and there. I had bought a rockhounding book
    that led us to a place where we could collect pretty rocks that
    might take a nice polish in our rock tumbler. We have a lot of
    rocks from here and there. Naturally we stopped at the visitor's
    center and looked at birds and other critters. The Feds have spent
    a lot of money improving the place since the last time I was there, sometime in the last century. My wife hadn't seen any of this until
    we were getting toward the end of our trip.

    We also took in sights like: French Glen, The Round Barn, The P
    ranch and Diamond Oregon, population 29, median age 52.5. The
    median age in Oregon is around 40. Pay attention, these numbers are important in the rest of the tale. :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchglen,_Oregon https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/peter_french_round_barn/


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Ranch
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond,_Oregon

    The P ranch has an old lookout tower that's a popular roosting spot
    for Turkey Vultures. There were only around half a dozen of them
    there when we were there. I have seen many more there.

    One of the ranchers in Diamond had a large sign that said they had
    been doing just fine until the fraudulent election in 2020. It
    didn't say what awful misfortune they were experiencing in Diamond
    since then.

    The BLM has a nice campground at Page Springs.

    https://www.blm.gov/visit/page-springs-campground

    The campgrounds is first come, first served. I suspect that it's
    rare for the place to fill up. There are no hookups, but they have
    fresh water, vault toilets and garbage service. The nearby "river"
    has been so channelized that it's more of an irrigation canal than
    a river, but it looks and sounds nice.

    The next day the rain got more serious, so we decided to drive
    around to the east side of the Steens mountains where the rain
    shadow of the mountains has created the driest place in Oregon, the
    Alvord desert. It was raining there too. So, we headed deeper into
    MAGA territory.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvord_Desert

    More trip reports coming as I find the time and energy. We were
    just getting started at this point.
    I'm impressed that you stayed disconnected - at least from RORT -
    during your trip. Kudos to you. Internetism is the opiate of the
    masses, you know.

    I like rocks, too, and gathered a bunch on my trips. However comma I
    don't diss them by tumbling them. I leave them in their natural state
    as the passage of time made them - it makes them more significant.

    In any case, at the end of the day going forward, it sounded like a
    Good Trip?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    I guess I may have come at all this rock stuff unnaturally. I hadn't paid much attention to rocks until years of the Gem and Mineral show in Tucson wore me down. It's a huge assault on the senses. Now I like rocks in all sorts of conditions. I
    have some for which nothing will happen other than being relocated. A few I might slice and some I will see what the tumbler does to them. I have some small pieces of "worm rock" that cannot be improved on. It's pumice that looks like it was eaten by
    worms. And a small piece of red pumice that looks like it will float just because I liked it. I also picked up a beautiful piece of volcanic limb cast for $10 at the Columbia River Interpretive Center. One side of it was shaped by the wood it flowed over
    and the center looks to be agate and maybe quartz. I have no shame. I also picked up rocks from parking lots.

    Speaking of "significant rocks" reminded me of the time I was selling pottery at the Saturday market in Eugene. My display table was the stairs from my park model trailer house. The guy next to me was selling big basalt rocks that had a more or
    less smooth side. He had collected pretty pictures from magazines and pasted them to the rocks and then put a clear coating on the whole thing. People loved his rocks. He had people saying that they didn't have anything like that in Arizona and they were
    going to haul this big rock back home. He made a lot more money than I did.

    Just about anytime I make it home alive I figure it was a good trip. This was an excellent trip.

    TB

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  • From George Anthony@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Jun 14 17:50:02 2023
    On 6/14/2023 4:26 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 1:14:13 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    The wayback machine has been on a long journey back in time and
    space. We logged over a thousand miles. At one point we were so far
    south that we narrowly missed Nevada. We went east almost to Idaho.
    Up north we lost all sense of time and space and wandered into
    Washington as far north as Saint John's Monastery, for coffee and
    pastry.

    I have brought back all sorts of wild tales, with something for
    everyone: sex, drugs, money, gold, rocks, industry, beautiful
    campgrounds, and MAGA. Oh dear lord, I have been wandering in the
    land of MAGA. I have enough MAGA that you could smear it all over
    you and eat it with a spoon. If anyone here isn't getting enough
    MAGA I can tell them exactly where to go. We also brought back some
    gold and other treasures.

    The adventure didn't really start until we got to the Malheur
    Wildlife refuge.

    https://www.fws.gov/refuge/malheur

    Malheur is French for misfortune. Legend says that the area was
    named by French fur trappers, back in the day.

    So there we are in the desert and it was raining lightly, with a
    little lightning here and there. I had bought a rockhounding book
    that led us to a place where we could collect pretty rocks that
    might take a nice polish in our rock tumbler. We have a lot of
    rocks from here and there. Naturally we stopped at the visitor's
    center and looked at birds and other critters. The Feds have spent
    a lot of money improving the place since the last time I was there,
    sometime in the last century. My wife hadn't seen any of this until
    we were getting toward the end of our trip.

    We also took in sights like: French Glen, The Round Barn, The P
    ranch and Diamond Oregon, population 29, median age 52.5. The
    median age in Oregon is around 40. Pay attention, these numbers are
    important in the rest of the tale. :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchglen,_Oregon
    https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/peter_french_round_barn/


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Ranch
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond,_Oregon

    The P ranch has an old lookout tower that's a popular roosting spot
    for Turkey Vultures. There were only around half a dozen of them
    there when we were there. I have seen many more there.

    One of the ranchers in Diamond had a large sign that said they had
    been doing just fine until the fraudulent election in 2020. It
    didn't say what awful misfortune they were experiencing in Diamond
    since then.

    The BLM has a nice campground at Page Springs.

    https://www.blm.gov/visit/page-springs-campground

    The campgrounds is first come, first served. I suspect that it's
    rare for the place to fill up. There are no hookups, but they have
    fresh water, vault toilets and garbage service. The nearby "river"
    has been so channelized that it's more of an irrigation canal than
    a river, but it looks and sounds nice.

    The next day the rain got more serious, so we decided to drive
    around to the east side of the Steens mountains where the rain
    shadow of the mountains has created the driest place in Oregon, the
    Alvord desert. It was raining there too. So, we headed deeper into
    MAGA territory.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvord_Desert

    More trip reports coming as I find the time and energy. We were
    just getting started at this point.
    I'm impressed that you stayed disconnected - at least from RORT -
    during your trip. Kudos to you. Internetism is the opiate of the
    masses, you know.

    I like rocks, too, and gathered a bunch on my trips. However comma I
    don't diss them by tumbling them. I leave them in their natural state
    as the passage of time made them - it makes them more significant.

    In any case, at the end of the day going forward, it sounded like a
    Good Trip?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    I guess I may have come at all this rock stuff unnaturally. I hadn't paid much attention to rocks until years of the Gem and Mineral show in Tucson wore me down. It's a huge assault on the senses. Now I like rocks in all sorts of conditions. I
    have some for which nothing will happen other than being relocated. A few I might slice and some I will see what the tumbler does to them. I have some small pieces of "worm rock" that cannot be improved on. It's pumice that looks like it was eaten by
    worms. And a small piece of red pumice that looks like it will float just because I liked it. I also picked up a beautiful piece of volcanic limb cast for $10 at the Columbia River Interpretive Center. One side of it was shaped by the wood it flowed over
    and the center looks to be agate and maybe quartz. I have no shame. I also picked up rocks from parking lots.

    Speaking of "significant rocks" reminded me of the time I was selling pottery at the Saturday market in Eugene. My display table was the stairs from my park model trailer house. The guy next to me was selling big basalt rocks that had a more or
    less smooth side. He had collected pretty pictures from magazines and pasted them to the rocks and then put a clear coating on the whole thing. People loved his rocks. He had people saying that they didn't have anything like that in Arizona and they were
    going to haul this big rock back home. He made a lot more money than I did.

    Just about anytime I make it home alive I figure it was a good trip. This was an excellent trip.

    TB


    I have a few pieces of petrified wood I've picked up along the way. I
    got one really big one from the Petrified Forest :-)
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