"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob, and he's
trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to
the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Marine scientists are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This soundsIf it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob, and he's
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to
the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html >>>
 I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob, and he's
trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed
to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed
with Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take aim. Must
have an assault sniper scope.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html >>>
 I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob, and he's
trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed
to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed
with Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take aim. MustMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function lab
have an assault sniper scope.
submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make people wear a
mask.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine scientists are
tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large,
it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say
this one could be the largest in history. At last check, it
was heading toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of
Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine
life and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak
havoc when when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air and water
quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html >>>>>
Maybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function lablike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the
East coast", while California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob,
and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed
in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take
aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's self-identified
sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make people
wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up the the
beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida will wear gas
masks, voluntarily?
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from
space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say this one
could be the largest in history. At last check, it was heading
toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of Africa
and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine life and
absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when when it
gets closer to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html >>
I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the East
coast", while California is being washed back into the sea. I'm
sure it's probably some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to
the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take aim. Must
have an assault sniper scope. In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at Florida" >>>>>>
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine scientists are
tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large,
it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say
this one could be the largest in history. At last check, it
was heading toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of
Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine
life and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak
havoc when when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air and water
quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html >>>>>>
Maybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function lablike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the
East coast", while California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob,
and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed
in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take
aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's self-identified
sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make people
wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up the the
beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida will wear gas
masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote: >>>> kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at
Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine
scientists are
tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large,
it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say
this one could be the largest in history. At last check, it
was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of
Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine
life and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak
havoc when when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air and water
quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
sounds
Maybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function lablike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the
East coast", while California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob,
and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed
in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take
aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's self-identified
sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make people
wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up the the
beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida will wear gas
masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all be over in
a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians 8,673 trillion
dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish space lasers that
created it and that it hides untold numbers of abused children. Santos
wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh Hawley wants to see how fast
he can trot across it while being chased by tourists. Pox News says
its what's left after you expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going
to see if he can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti.
JohnGeorge acknowledges it's smarter than he is.
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at Florida" >>>>>>
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)  Marine scientists are
tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large,
it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say
this one could be the largest in history. At last check, it
was heading toward Florida’s Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic coast of
Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing habitat for marine
life and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak
havoc when when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air and water
quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
Maybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function lablike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate the
East coast", while California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump Blob,
and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed
in Portland? Or maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with
Rain-X and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can take
aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's self-identified
sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make people
wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up the the
beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida will wear gas
masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all be over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians 8,673 trillion
dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish space lasers that
created it and that it hides untold numbers of abused children. Santos
wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh Hawley wants to see how fast he
can trot across it while being chased by tourists. Pox News says its
what's left after you expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to
see if he can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge
acknowledges it's smarter than he is.
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes
aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is
so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide,
but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer
to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-functionlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate
the East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some
sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump
Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it
don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish
space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of
abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh
Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he
can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges
it's smarter than he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you couldSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like, fall
eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eaten
in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems.
Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At
one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because
it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners
complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth
instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He
wouldn't know the difference.
down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the difference right
now - particularly if it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds >>>>>>>> like a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes
aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is
so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide,
but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer
to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-functionthe East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some
sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump
Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it
don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish
space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of
abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh
Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he
can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges
it's smarter than he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you could
eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eaten
in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems.
Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At
one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because
it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners
complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth
instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He
wouldn't know the difference.
Some school lunch programs will start
serving "Lunchables" this year. Let them eat sargassum. We could
have fancy handmade gourmet sargassum for the trendy people. You
could probably get someone a lot more hip than Lampoon to smoke it.
I'll bet Willie Nelson could sell a lot of sargassum, if he put his
mind to it.
Blobist isn't the right word for someone who is prejudiced against
blobs. That would be a shapist. Blobist sounds more like a blob
nationalist.
TB
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space."
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller
wrote:
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM >>>>>> UTC-7, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US
takes aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
â€â€
Marine scientists are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide
seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen
from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s
Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the
Atlantic coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico,
providing habitat for marine life and absorbing
carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when
when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air
and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
So look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like,The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll allMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secretlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that
ate the East coast", while California is being
washed back into the sea. I'm sure it's
probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a
Trump Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested,
deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or
maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X
and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed
can take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
gain-of-function lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and
now it's self-identified sentient self-steering
seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and
make people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean
squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes
up the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in
Florida will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
be over in a week. President Biden wants to give the
Ukrainians 8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG
says it was Jewish space lasers that created it and that it
hides untold numbers of abused children. Santos wants to
dress up and dance on it. Josh Hawley wants to see how fast
he can trot across it while being chased by tourists. Pox
News says its what's left after you expose a Dominion voting
machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you can dry it
and smoke it. TB's going to see if he can camp on it. bfh
calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges it's smarter than
he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you
could eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is
frequently eaten in many places. Well heck there's the solution
to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida
should eat the blob. At one time lobsters were sometimes fed to
prisoners in jails because it was considered cheap poor man's
food, and the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum.
They could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's too
feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.
fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are
unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the
difference right now - particularly if it was, like,
efficaciously aesthetically processed.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it.
It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so
there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes
experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime
edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might call it an
acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for
sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating
seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk
or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve
it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat
dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads after washing, or
it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is
strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some
recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a
filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten as is."
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
TB
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:it an acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes
aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is
so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide,
but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer
to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-functionlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate
the East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some >>>>>>>> sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump
Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it
don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish
space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of
abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh
Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he
can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges
it's smarter than he is.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you couldSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like, fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the difference right
eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eaten
in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems.
Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At
one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because
it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners
complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth
instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He
wouldn't know the difference.
now - particularly if it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might call
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads afterwashing, or it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
TB
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:50:09 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:it an acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh >>>> wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes
aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is
so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide,
but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer
to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-functionlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate
the East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some >>>>>>>> sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump
Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it
don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish
space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of
abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh
Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he
can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges
it's smarter than he is.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you couldSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like, fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the difference right
eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eaten
in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because
it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners
complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth
instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.
now - particularly if it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might call
washing, or it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a filling in steamed buns but it could be eatenSome Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads after
HawHawHaw!https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
TBWhat a great, & lucrative idea! Who'd have ever thunk of such a perfect solution to a problem of beach goo, through enterprising capitalism! Too bad, that YKW never gave you a shot on "The Apprentice"? You would have shined like diamond in a goat's ass!
The problem is, most folks, besides snobbish, YUPPY, foodies, would be abhorred by eating anything named sargassum.... I've tried to choke down a few "meat substitutes", myself, the only passable one I've found was soy chorizo, when mixed into theright ratio of eggs....
Perhaps Sargassum, could be force fed to Florida's convicts, for awhile, before it was declared "cruel & unusual punishment", by some sob sister, court, but your plan doesn't really have "legs" to get beyond a brief "fad"... As you know, foodies, arealways on the scout for the very latest victual in-waiting.....
However, I think "Sargassum" might have a great deal of possibility, as a new trend in stock feed?
Don Draper Jr.
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 8:59:22 PM UTC-7, film...@gmail.com wrote:call it an acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:50:09 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh >>>> wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes
aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is
so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide, >>>>>>>> but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer
to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-functionlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate >>>>>>>> the East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some >>>>>>>> sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump
Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it's
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it
don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish >> space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of
abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh
Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he
can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges
it's smarter than he is.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you could eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eaten in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.So look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like, fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the difference right now - particularly if it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might
after washing, or it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a filling in steamed buns but it could beSome Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads
ass! HawHawHaw!https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
TBWhat a great, & lucrative idea! Who'd have ever thunk of such a perfect solution to a problem of beach goo, through enterprising capitalism! Too bad, that YKW never gave you a shot on "The Apprentice"? You would have shined like diamond in a goat's
right ratio of eggs....The problem is, most folks, besides snobbish, YUPPY, foodies, would be abhorred by eating anything named sargassum.... I've tried to choke down a few "meat substitutes", myself, the only passable one I've found was soy chorizo, when mixed into the
always on the scout for the very latest victual in-waiting.....Perhaps Sargassum, could be force fed to Florida's convicts, for awhile, before it was declared "cruel & unusual punishment", by some sob sister, court, but your plan doesn't really have "legs" to get beyond a brief "fad"... As you know, foodies, are
real hamburgers. Dry it out. Coat it with sugar and put it in a cereal box. They'll eat it up. Most of the people in France used to think corn was only suitable for cattle feed. In Mexico "poor man's meats" have been a popular food trend for many decadesHowever, I think "Sargassum" might have a great deal of possibility, as a new trend in stock feed?
Don Draper Jr.I like the idea of feeding it to farm animals, but I'm not ready to give up on feeding it to people. All you have to do is start feeding it to kids when they're small. They will start thinking of it as real food, the same way kids think McDonalds sells
You have found one more edible meat substitute than I have. I haven't tried the newest examples because I don't see the point. If it costs more than meat, why not eat meat?
TB
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 9:51:25 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:call it an acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 8:59:22 PM UTC-7, film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:50:09 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This sounds
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes >>>>>>>> aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
 Marine scientists
are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is >>>>>>>> so large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but
scientists say this one could be the largest in
history. At last check, it was heading toward
Florida’s Gulf
coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the Atlantic
coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico, providing
habitat for marine life and absorbing carbon dioxide, >>>>>>>> but it can also wreak havoc when when it gets closer >>>>>>>> to shore. It blocks light from reaching coral and
negatively impacts air and water quality as it
decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll all beMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secret gain-of-function >>>>> lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and now it'slike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that ate >>>>>>>> the East coast", while California is being washed
back into the sea. I'm sure it's probably some >>>>>>>> sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a Trump >>>>>>> Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis. But the
real question is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and >>>>>>> fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it can be
solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and woven into
ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed can
take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
self-identified sentient self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and make
people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it >>>>> don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes up
the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in Florida
will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
over in a week. President Biden wants to give the Ukrainians
8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish >> space lasers that created it and that it hides untold numbers of >> abused children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it. Josh >> Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across it while being
chased by tourists. Pox News says its what's left after you
expose a Dominion voting machine to light. film...@gmail.com
wonders if you can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he >> can camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges >> it's smarter than he is.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you could eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is frequently eatenSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like, fall
in many places. Well heck there's the solution to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At
one time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails because it was considered cheap poor man's food, and the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum. They could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's too feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.
down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the difference right now - particularly if it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might
after washing, or it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a filling in steamed buns but it could beSome Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads
ass! HawHawHaw!https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
TBWhat a great, & lucrative idea! Who'd have ever thunk of such a perfect solution to a problem of beach goo, through enterprising capitalism! Too bad, that YKW never gave you a shot on "The Apprentice"? You would have shined like diamond in a goat's
right ratio of eggs....The problem is, most folks, besides snobbish, YUPPY, foodies, would be abhorred by eating anything named sargassum.... I've tried to choke down a few "meat substitutes", myself, the only passable one I've found was soy chorizo, when mixed into the
are always on the scout for the very latest victual in-waiting.....Perhaps Sargassum, could be force fed to Florida's convicts, for awhile, before it was declared "cruel & unusual punishment", by some sob sister, court, but your plan doesn't really have "legs" to get beyond a brief "fad"... As you know, foodies,
sells real hamburgers. Dry it out. Coat it with sugar and put it in a cereal box. They'll eat it up. Most of the people in France used to think corn was only suitable for cattle feed. In Mexico "poor man's meats" have been a popular food trend for manyHowever, I think "Sargassum" might have a great deal of possibility, as a new trend in stock feed?
Don Draper Jr.I like the idea of feeding it to farm animals, but I'm not ready to give up on feeding it to people. All you have to do is start feeding it to kids when they're small. They will start thinking of it as real food, the same way kids think McDonalds
You have found one more edible meat substitute than I have. I haven't tried the newest examples because I don't see the point. If it costs more than meat, why not eat meat?
TBSo, you plan to groom innocent children's palates into eating their Sargassum, by adding sugar to the booger ugly blob of gook? Jeezus! I guess the conspiracies go way deeper than anything in MTG's feeble philosophy?
4chan Jr.
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 10:55:35 PM UTC-7, I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space."
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 9:51:25 PM UTC-7,
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 8:59:22 PM UTC-7,
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:50:09 PM UTC-7,
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7,
kmiller wrote:
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at
7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of
the US takes aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
â€â€
Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so
large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new,
but scientists say this one could be the
largest in history. At last check, it was
heading toward
Florida’s
Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the
Atlantic coast of Africa and the Gulf of
Mexico, providing habitat for marine life
and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can
also wreak havoc when when it gets
closer to shore. It blocks light from
reaching coral and negatively impacts air
and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
TBThey say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn toSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don'tThe orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and saysMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secretlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed
blob that ate the East coast", while
California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>> some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then
it's a Trump Blob, and he's trying to
distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it
can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and
woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of
seaweed can take aim. Must have an assault
sniper scope.
gain-of-function lab submerged in the Sargasso
Sea and now it's self-identified sentient
self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach
and make people wear a mask. -- bill Theory
don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo,
washes up the the beach, it will smell so bad,
everyone in Florida will wear gas masks,
voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
it'll all be over in a week. President Biden wants to
give the Ukrainians 8,673 trillion dollars to help
destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish space lasers that
created it and that it hides untold numbers of abused
children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it.
Josh Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across
it while being chased by tourists. Pox News says its
what's left after you expose a Dominion voting
machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you
can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he can
camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge
acknowledges it's smarter than he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering
if you could eat it. It turns out that you can and
sargassum is frequently eaten in many places. Well heck
there's the solution to many problems. Instead of being
eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At one
time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails
because it was considered cheap poor man's food, and
the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum. They
could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's
too feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the
difference.
even, like, fall down stairs, much less up them) but my
taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably
wouldn't know the difference right now - particularly if
it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east
coast.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and
texture so there is no one way to cook your local species.
It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum
is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter,
one might call it an acquired taste, then again all tastes
are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have
the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the
approaches have an Oriental spin.
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in
coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is
smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by
itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it
can be added to salads after washing, or it can be cooked
in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong
flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some
recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and
used as a filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten as
is."
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/ >>>>>
So, you plan to groom innocent children's palates into eatingWhat a great, & lucrative idea! Who'd have ever thunk of suchI like the idea of feeding it to farm animals, but I'm not
a perfect solution to a problem of beach goo, through
enterprising capitalism! Too bad, that YKW never gave you a
shot on "The Apprentice"? You would have shined like diamond
in a goat's ass! HawHawHaw!
The problem is, most folks, besides snobbish, YUPPY, foodies,
would be abhorred by eating anything named sargassum.... I've
tried to choke down a few "meat substitutes", myself, the
only passable one I've found was soy chorizo, when mixed into
the right ratio of eggs....
Perhaps Sargassum, could be force fed to Florida's convicts,
for awhile, before it was declared "cruel & unusual
punishment", by some sob sister, court, but your plan doesn't
really have "legs" to get beyond a brief "fad"... As you
know, foodies, are always on the scout for the very latest
victual in-waiting.....
However, I think "Sargassum" might have a great deal of
possibility, as a new trend in stock feed?
Don Draper Jr.
ready to give up on feeding it to people. All you have to do is
start feeding it to kids when they're small. They will start
thinking of it as real food, the same way kids think McDonalds
sells real hamburgers. Dry it out. Coat it with sugar and put
it in a cereal box. They'll eat it up. Most of the people in
France used to think corn was only suitable for cattle feed. In
Mexico "poor man's meats" have been a popular food trend for
many decades because people got used to that stuff and want
more.
You have found one more edible meat substitute than I have. I
haven't tried the newest examples because I don't see the
point. If it costs more than meat, why not eat meat?
TB
their Sargassum, by adding sugar to the booger ugly blob of gook?
Jeezus! I guess the conspiracies go way deeper than anything in
MTG's feeble philosophy?
4chan Jr.
We groom kids all the time. Nobody pays attention or calls it
grooming when it's the traditional messages, like get a job and get
married. Sugar coated sargassum probably has more nutrition than
what they're eating now. They probably aren't eating sargassum now
because it's more expensive to make into cereal than flour or
corn.
Our generation was probably the first one that was "groomed" to be environmentalists. Most people didn't pay much attention to the
subject until we started taking it seriously. Ironically our
environmental "grooming" started with an introduction to John J.
Audubon. The local chapter of the Audubon Society decided to drop
the name because they don't think he was a good environmentalist.
They haven't figured out a new name yet.
"The National Audubon Society’s namesake looms large, like his celebrated bird paintings. But he also enslaved people and held
white supremacist views, reflecting ethical failings that it is
time to bring to the fore."
https://www.audubon.org/news/the-myth-john-james-audubon
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 10:55:35 PM UTC-7, I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space."
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 9:51:25 PM UTC-7,
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 8:59:22 PM UTC-7,
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:50:09 PM UTC-7,
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh
wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7,
kmiller wrote:
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at
7:26:27 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of
the US takes aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
â€â€
Marine scientists are tracking a
5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so
large, it can be seen from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new,
but scientists say this one could be the
largest in history. At last check, it was
heading toward
Florida’s
Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the
Atlantic coast of Africa and the Gulf of
Mexico, providing habitat for marine life
and absorbing carbon dioxide, but it can
also wreak havoc when when it gets
closer to shore. It blocks light from
reaching coral and negatively impacts air
and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
This sounds
TBThey say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn toSo look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don'tThe orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and saysMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secretlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed
blob that ate the East coast", while
California is being washed back into the
sea. I'm sure it's probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>> some sort of divine retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then
it's a Trump Blob, and he's trying to
distract DeSantis. But the real question
is, can it be harvested, deep-fried, and
fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or maybe it
can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X and
woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of
seaweed can take aim. Must have an assault
sniper scope.
gain-of-function lab submerged in the Sargasso
Sea and now it's self-identified sentient
self-steering seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach
and make people wear a mask. -- bill Theory
don't mean squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo,
washes up the the beach, it will smell so bad,
everyone in Florida will wear gas masks,
voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
it'll all be over in a week. President Biden wants to
give the Ukrainians 8,673 trillion dollars to help
destroy it. MTG says it was Jewish space lasers that
created it and that it hides untold numbers of abused
children. Santos wants to dress up and dance on it.
Josh Hawley wants to see how fast he can trot across
it while being chased by tourists. Pox News says its
what's left after you expose a Dominion voting
machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you
can dry it and smoke it. TB's going to see if he can
camp on it. bfh calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge
acknowledges it's smarter than he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering
if you could eat it. It turns out that you can and
sargassum is frequently eaten in many places. Well heck
there's the solution to many problems. Instead of being
eaten by the blob, Florida should eat the blob. At one
time lobsters were sometimes fed to prisoners in jails
because it was considered cheap poor man's food, and
the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum. They
could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's
too feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the
difference.
even, like, fall down stairs, much less up them) but my
taste buds are unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably
wouldn't know the difference right now - particularly if
it was, like, efficaciously aesthetically processed.
love it. It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east
coast.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and
texture so there is no one way to cook your local species.
It takes experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum
is not a prime edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter,
one might call it an acquired taste, then again all tastes
are acquired except that for sugar. As Asian countries have
the most experience with eating seaweed, most of the
approaches have an Oriental spin.
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in
coconut milk or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is
smoked-dried to preserve it. Sargassum is also eaten by
itself or added to fish and meat dishes. If not strong it
can be added to salads after washing, or it can be cooked
in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is strong
flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some
recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and
used as a filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten as
is."
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
So, you plan to groom innocent children's palates into eatingWhat a great, & lucrative idea! Who'd have ever thunk of suchI like the idea of feeding it to farm animals, but I'm not
a perfect solution to a problem of beach goo, through
enterprising capitalism! Too bad, that YKW never gave you a
shot on "The Apprentice"? You would have shined like diamond
in a goat's ass! HawHawHaw!
The problem is, most folks, besides snobbish, YUPPY, foodies,
would be abhorred by eating anything named sargassum.... I've
tried to choke down a few "meat substitutes", myself, the
only passable one I've found was soy chorizo, when mixed into
the right ratio of eggs....
Perhaps Sargassum, could be force fed to Florida's convicts,
for awhile, before it was declared "cruel & unusual
punishment", by some sob sister, court, but your plan doesn't
really have "legs" to get beyond a brief "fad"... As you
know, foodies, are always on the scout for the very latest
victual in-waiting.....
However, I think "Sargassum" might have a great deal of
possibility, as a new trend in stock feed?
Don Draper Jr.
ready to give up on feeding it to people. All you have to do is
start feeding it to kids when they're small. They will start
thinking of it as real food, the same way kids think McDonalds
sells real hamburgers. Dry it out. Coat it with sugar and put
it in a cereal box. They'll eat it up. Most of the people in
France used to think corn was only suitable for cattle feed. In
Mexico "poor man's meats" have been a popular food trend for
many decades because people got used to that stuff and want
more.
You have found one more edible meat substitute than I have. I
haven't tried the newest examples because I don't see the
point. If it costs more than meat, why not eat meat?
TB
their Sargassum, by adding sugar to the booger ugly blob of gook?
Jeezus! I guess the conspiracies go way deeper than anything in
MTG's feeble philosophy?
4chan Jr.
We groom kids all the time. Nobody pays attention or calls it
grooming when it's the traditional messages, like get a job and get married. Sugar coated sargassum probably has more nutrition than
what they're eating now. They probably aren't eating sargassum now
because it's more expensive to make into cereal than flour or
corn.
Our generation was probably the first one that was "groomed" to be environmentalists. Most people didn't pay much attention to the
subject until we started taking it seriously. Ironically our
environmental "grooming" started with an introduction to John J.
Audubon. The local chapter of the Audubon Society decided to drop
the name because they don't think he was a good environmentalist.
They haven't figured out a new name yet.
"The National Audubon Society’s namesake looms large, like his celebrated bird paintings. But he also enslaved people and held
white supremacist views, reflecting ethical failings that it is
time to bring to the fore."
https://www.audubon.org/news/the-myth-john-james-audubondamn. At the end of the day going forward in the passage of time, does
that mean there are going to be non-violent movements to literally
tear down statues, change the names of streets and places, shut down
web pages, and remove Audubon apps from the Google Play Store?
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
On 3/15/2023 8:08 PM, bfh wrote:¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote: >>>> Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7,
kmiller
wrote:
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at
7:26:27 PM
UTC-7, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US
takes aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
ââ‚ÂÂ
‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s
Marine scientists are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide
seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen
from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say >>>>>>>>>>>> this one could be the largest in history. At last check, >>>>>>>>>>>> it was heading toward
Floridaââ‚ÂÃ
 I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen
Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the
Atlantic coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico,
providing habitat for marine life and absorbing
carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when
when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air
and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
from space." This sounds
So look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like,The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll allMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secretlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that
ate the East coast", while California is being
washed back into the sea. I'm sure it's
probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a
Trump Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested,
deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or
maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X
and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed
can take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
gain-of-function lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and
now it's self-identified sentient self-steering
seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and
make people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean
squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes
up the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in
Florida will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
be over in a week. President Biden wants to give the
Ukrainians 8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG
says it was Jewish space lasers that created it and that it
hides untold numbers of abused children. Santos wants to
dress up and dance on it. Josh Hawley wants to see how fast
he can trot across it while being chased by tourists. Pox
News says its what's left after you expose a Dominion voting
machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you can dry it
and smoke it. TB's going to see if he can camp on it. bfh
calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges it's smarter than
he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you
could eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is
frequently eaten in many places. Well heck there's the solution
to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida
should eat the blob. At one time lobsters were sometimes fed to
prisoners in jails because it was considered cheap poor man's
food, and the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum.
They could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's too
feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.
fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are
unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the
difference right now - particularly if it was, like,
efficaciously aesthetically processed.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it.
It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.
As long as I don't have to wrap it around rice and SPAM. If some of
it should make it this far up the river, maybe I'll try marinating
it in Kraken.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so
there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes
experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime
edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might call it an
acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for
sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating
seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk
or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve
it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat
dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads after washing, or
it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is
strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some
recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a
filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten as is."
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/ >>>
 TB
Perhaps bfh (and other like minded boonie campers) could keep wads of
it for use at their catholes. Particularly in the event of another
paper shortage.
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Wednesday, March 15, 2023 at 6:16:50 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:Â I love that unit of measure. "Can be seen from space." This
Technobarbarian wrote:
On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 6:06:29 AM UTC-7, kmiller
wrote:
On 3/14/2023 12:20 AM, bfh wrote:
film...@gmail.com wrote:
On Monday, March 13, 2023 at 7:26:27 PM >>>>>>> UTC-7, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/13/2023 4:55 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
"Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US
takes aim at Florida"
"TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)
â€â€
Marine scientists are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide
seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen
from space.
These sargassum blooms are nothing new, but scientists say >>>>>>>>>>> this one could be the largest in history. At last check, it >>>>>>>>>>> was heading toward
Florida’s
Gulf coast.
The thick mat of algae drifts between the
Atlantic coast of Africa and the Gulf of Mexico,
providing habitat for marine life and absorbing
carbon dioxide, but it can also wreak havoc when
when it gets closer to shore. It blocks light
from reaching coral and negatively impacts air
and water quality as it decomposes."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giant-seaweed-blob-twice-width-112149968.html
sounds
So look. Here's the deal. I'm not feeble yet (I don't even, like,The orange goon called it the Wuhan glue and says it'll allMaybe it's seaweed that escaped a secretlike a great horror movie. "The seaweed blob that
ate the East coast", while California is being
washed back into the sea. I'm sure it's
probably some sort of divine
retribution.
If it's the largest one in history, then it's a
Trump Blob, and he's trying to distract DeSantis.
But the real question is, can it be harvested,
deep-fried, and fed to the unhomed in Portland? Or
maybe it can be solar dried, sprayed with Rain-X
and woven into ecotents?
I think the real question is how a blob of seaweed
can take aim. Must have an assault sniper scope.
gain-of-function lab submerged in the Sargasso Sea and
now it's self-identified sentient self-steering
seeweed.
In any event, DeSaintless will just ban it.At least he won't close schools near the beach and
make people wear a mask. -- bill Theory don't mean
squat if it don't work.
Once the blob of icky, sticky, stinky, goo goo, washes
up the the beach, it will smell so bad, everyone in
Florida will wear gas masks, voluntarily?
Voluntarily is OK.
be over in a week. President Biden wants to give the
Ukrainians 8,673 trillion dollars to help destroy it. MTG
says it was Jewish space lasers that created it and that it
hides untold numbers of abused children. Santos wants to
dress up and dance on it. Josh Hawley wants to see how fast
he can trot across it while being chased by tourists. Pox
News says its what's left after you expose a Dominion voting
machine to light. film...@gmail.com wonders if you can dry it
and smoke it. TB's going to see if he can camp on it. bfh
calls it spaghetti. JohnGeorge acknowledges it's smarter than
he is.
I am, in a small way, a foodie. So I got to wondering if you
could eat it. It turns out that you can and sargassum is
frequently eaten in many places. Well heck there's the solution
to many problems. Instead of being eaten by the blob, Florida
should eat the blob. At one time lobsters were sometimes fed to
prisoners in jails because it was considered cheap poor man's
food, and the prisoners complained. Let them eat sargassum.
They could feed it to bth instead of spaghettis when he's too
feeble to feed himself. He wouldn't know the difference.
fall down stairs, much less up them) but my taste buds are
unfairly disadvantaged, and so I probably wouldn't know the
difference right now - particularly if it was, like,
efficaciously aesthetically processed.
They say it's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll learn to love it.
It's sort of your civic duty to help save the east coast.
As long as I don't have to wrap it around rice and SPAM. If some of it
should make it this far up the river, maybe I'll try marinating it in
Kraken.
"Sargassum: Not Just for Breakfast Any More"
"As one might expect Sargassum species vary in taste and texture so
there is no one way to cook your local species. It takes
experimentation. More so, among seaweeds Sargassum is not a prime
edible but a plentiful one. Slightly bitter, one might call it an
acquired taste, then again all tastes are acquired except that for
sugar. As Asian countries have the most experience with eating
seaweed, most of the approaches have an Oriental spin.
Some Sargassums are consumed fresh, others cooked in coconut milk
or a little vinegar or lemon juice. It is smoked-dried to preserve
it. Sargassum is also eaten by itself or added to fish and meat
dishes. If not strong it can be added to salads after washing, or
it can be cooked in water like a vegetable. If the Sargassum is
strong flavored it can be boiled in two changes of water. Some
recipes then call for it to be mixed with brown sugar and used as a
filling in steamed buns but it could be eaten as is."
https://www.eattheweeds.com/sargassum-not-just-for-breakfast-any-more-2/
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