• Hey Lampoon!?

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 10 14:10:45 2023
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction Center,
    which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will result in the potential for significant rises along streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of California remains in
    recovery mode from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Sat Mar 11 00:32:10 2023
    bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are
    you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch
    of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw
    haa........

    Hey. Shut yo mouf. Them woke dumbasses over there might take it to
    heart, and the prevailing winds will bring 'em over here to
    contaminate the area.

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some
    California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of
    several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe
    rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and
    northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people
    along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas
    southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and
    Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction Center,
    which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the
    area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will
    result in the potential for significant rises along streams and
    rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early
    next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings
    and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as
    well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe
    weather – all while much of California remains in recovery mode
    from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January.
    Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB




    Speaking of woke. There’s a new clinic that opened in San Francisco that caters to prospective transvestites. It’s called the Wokey Poky clinic. You go there and you can turn yourself around.

    --
    “If you love me I will always be in your heart. If you hate me I will
    always be in your mind.” - Donald ‘William Shakespeare’ Trump

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Fri Mar 10 19:27:51 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are
    you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch
    of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw
    haa........

    Hey. Shut yo mouf. Them woke dumbasses over there might take it to
    heart, and the prevailing winds will bring 'em over here to
    contaminate the area.

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some
    California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of
    several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe
    rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and
    northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people
    along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas
    southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and
    Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction Center,
    which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the
    area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will
    result in the potential for significant rises along streams and
    rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early
    next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings
    and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as
    well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe
    weather – all while much of California remains in recovery mode
    from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January.
    Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB



    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Sat Mar 11 15:33:53 2023
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction
    Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will result in the potential for significant rises along streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of California remains in
    recovery mode from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB

    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Sat Mar 11 19:08:13 2023
    On 3/11/2023 5:33 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction
    Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the area. >>
    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will result in the potential for significant rises along streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of California remains
    in recovery mode from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB

    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI


    Are the reservoirs filling up?
    --
    "In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem," - Ronald Reagan

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Sun Mar 12 18:01:52 2023
    On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 3:33:54 PM UTC-8, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction
    Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will result in the potential for significant rises along streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of California remains
    in recovery mode from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB
    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI

    That doesn't sound like much of a plan. People are dying all around you. I expect that next thing you'll end up like that guy in Titanic, looking for something to grab onto to get yourself out of the water. I like the picture of the highway they
    lost down there. It looks like they just tacked it to the side of the mountain in the first place and hoped for the best.

    "At least 2 dead following latest California storm
    The parade of storms through California continued on Friday as the state's 10th atmospheric river of the winter prompted evacuation orders for hundreds and inundated areas once wrought with drought."

    https://www.accuweather.com/en/severe-weather/at-least-2-dead-following-latest-california-storm/1495955

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Sun Mar 12 21:19:21 2023
    On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 6:01:54 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 3:33:54 PM UTC-8, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea? Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000 people along the central California coast, stretching from Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather Prediction
    Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow will result in the potential for significant rises along streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible through early next week,” the National Water Center said Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of California
    remains in recovery mode from prior heavy snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html

    TB
    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI
    That doesn't sound like much of a plan. People are dying all around you. I expect that next thing you'll end up like that guy in Titanic, looking for something to grab onto to get yourself out of the water. I like the picture of the highway they lost
    down there. It looks like they just tacked it to the side of the mountain in the first place and hoped for the best.

    "At least 2 dead following latest California storm
    The parade of storms through California continued on Friday as the state's 10th atmospheric river of the winter prompted evacuation orders for hundreds and inundated areas once wrought with drought."

    https://www.accuweather.com/en/severe-weather/at-least-2-dead-following-latest-california-storm/1495955

    TB

    Down in the San Bernardino Mts, 13 people have died, while being snowed in their houses, at BigBear, Lake Arrowhead & Crestline.... Cars have been completely covered, and roofs, & porches have collapsed from over six feet of snow .... It's a mess!

    Last local storm, a five year old was swept from his mom's arms after getting stuck in deep water on the Salinas River. Hundreds of searchers have tried to recover his body, to no avail..... The whole town of Santa Margarita, & Morro Bay flooded...
    Now, lower Cambria is being evacuated....

    The Oracle of Creston

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Mon Mar 13 00:35:07 2023
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 6:01:54 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian
    wrote:
    On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 3:33:54 PM UTC-8,
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea?
    Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this
    point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some
    folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some
    California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in
    portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to
    deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across
    the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000
    people along the central California coast, stretching from
    Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of
    Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather
    Prediction Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of
    excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow
    will result in the potential for significant rises along
    streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible
    through early next week,” the National Water Center said
    Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation
    warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most
    precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for
    yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of
    California remains in recovery mode from prior heavy
    snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and
    Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html



    TB
    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they
    canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut
    down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had
    more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI
    That doesn't sound like much of a plan. People are dying all
    around you. I expect that next thing you'll end up like that guy
    in Titanic, looking for something to grab onto to get yourself
    out of the water. I like the picture of the highway they lost
    down there. It looks like they just tacked it to the side of the
    mountain in the first place and hoped for the best.

    "At least 2 dead following latest California storm The parade of
    storms through California continued on Friday as the state's 10th
    atmospheric river of the winter prompted evacuation orders for
    hundreds and inundated areas once wrought with drought."

    https://www.accuweather.com/en/severe-weather/at-least-2-dead-following-latest-california-storm/1495955



    TB

    Down in the San Bernardino Mts, 13 people have died, while being
    snowed in their houses, at BigBear, Lake Arrowhead &
    Crestline.... Cars have been completely covered, and roofs, &
    porches have collapsed from over six feet of snow .... It's a
    mess!

    Last local storm, a five year old was swept from his mom's arms
    after getting stuck in deep water on the Salinas River. Hundreds
    of searchers have tried to recover his body, to no avail..... The
    whole town of Santa Margarita, & Morro Bay flooded... Now, lower
    Cambria is being evacuated....

    The Oracle of Creston

    How's the weather in Creston - wherever that is.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to bfh on Sun Mar 12 23:44:41 2023
    On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 9:35:10 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 6:01:54 PM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 3:33:54 PM UTC-8,
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Friday, March 10, 2023 at 2:10:47 PM UTC-8,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    What are you gonna' do when California is washed out to sea?
    Are you buying a boat? Or maybe a life preserver? At this
    point a bunch of helium balloons might make sense for some
    folks. Haw haw haa........

    "A Level 4 of 4 warning of excessive rainfall issued in some
    California areas"

    "Officials in California issued evacuation warnings in
    portions of several counties amid powerful storms likely to
    deliver severe rainfall and cause widespread flooding across
    the central and northern parts of the state Friday.

    The most dangerous amount of rain could impact nearly 70,000
    people along the central California coast, stretching from
    Salinas southward to San Luis Obispo and including parts of
    Ventura and Monterey counties, according to the Weather
    Prediction Center, which issued a Level 4 of 4 warning of
    excessive rainfall in the area.

    “Multiple rounds of rainfall in addition to melting snow
    will result in the potential for significant rises along
    streams and rivers, with widespread flooding impacts possible
    through early next week,†the National Water Center said
    Thursday.

    The threat has pushed local officials to issue evacuation
    warnings and orders for some areas in the storm’s most
    precarious path as well as remind residents to prepare for
    yet another bout of severe weather – all while much of
    California remains in recovery mode from prior heavy
    snowfalls and deadly flooding in January. Interstate 5 and
    Highway 1, both major roads, are also closed."

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/weather/california-atmospheric-river-flood-friday/index.html



    TB
    I was going to have AARP do my taxes yesterday, but they
    canceled because of the storm... Even some of the bars shut
    down... "High water's risin', risin, night & day...." We've had
    more rain & snow, than in the last 50 years....

    Noah XXXI
    That doesn't sound like much of a plan. People are dying all
    around you. I expect that next thing you'll end up like that guy
    in Titanic, looking for something to grab onto to get yourself
    out of the water. I like the picture of the highway they lost
    down there. It looks like they just tacked it to the side of the
    mountain in the first place and hoped for the best.

    "At least 2 dead following latest California storm The parade of
    storms through California continued on Friday as the state's 10th
    atmospheric river of the winter prompted evacuation orders for
    hundreds and inundated areas once wrought with drought."

    https://www.accuweather.com/en/severe-weather/at-least-2-dead-following-latest-california-storm/1495955



    TB

    Down in the San Bernardino Mts, 13 people have died, while being
    snowed in their houses, at BigBear, Lake Arrowhead &
    Crestline.... Cars have been completely covered, and roofs, &
    porches have collapsed from over six feet of snow .... It's a
    mess!

    Last local storm, a five year old was swept from his mom's arms
    after getting stuck in deep water on the Salinas River. Hundreds
    of searchers have tried to recover his body, to no avail..... The
    whole town of Santa Margarita, & Morro Bay flooded... Now, lower
    Cambria is being evacuated....

    The Oracle of Creston
    How's the weather in Creston - wherever that is.
    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Creston, in SLO CO. has had about 3" in the past three days...... Only 10 miles away, Santa Margarita, got almost five....

    A vigilante weatherman

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)