---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing as follows:
$10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will be $120/month.
$20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023. For
new customers in your area, the price increase is effective immediately. -----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do is
cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even be
ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's easier
than canceling DirecTV was.
George.Anthony wrote:I allege you should quit worrying about Murphy and get a new dentist who's better at screwing.
On 2/21/2023 11:41 PM, bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will
be $120/month.
   $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will
be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even
be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon
ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
Stop paying the bill, Bill.That from a guy who says, "I just saved a bunch of money on my
insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene." If did
that, I'd front end somebody who magically appeared behind me. Murphy literally follows me wherever I am.
For example, I went to the dentist yesterday to get a hole drilled for
an implant. She broke her drill twice, and blamed me. I allege that it
was Murphy. Then she had trouble screwing in the implant post because
the hole was too small and she had to drill some more. Luckily, the
damdrill didn't break again. Murphy must've been taking a coffee break.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
On 2/21/2023 11:41 PM, bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will >> be $120/month.
   $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will >> be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even
be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon
ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
Stop paying the bill, Bill.
On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 9:30:58 AM UTC-8, bfh wrote:
George.Anthony wrote:I allege you should quit worrying about Murphy and get a new
On 2/21/2023 11:41 PM, bfh wrote:That from a guy who says, "I just saved a bunch of money on my
--------------------------------------------- The Starlink
monthly service for residential customers is changing as
follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New
price will be $120/month. Â Â Â $20 decrease in areas
with excess capacity. New price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your
monthly service price will increase to $120/month beginning
April 24, 2023. For new customers in your area, the price
increase is effective immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have
to do is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going
forward I'll even be ahead. Might even be able to save up
enough for a space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope
it's easier than canceling DirecTV was.
Stop paying the bill, Bill.
insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene." If did
that, I'd front end somebody who magically appeared behind me.
Murphy literally follows me wherever I am.
For example, I went to the dentist yesterday to get a hole
drilled for an implant. She broke her drill twice, and blamed me.
I allege that it was Murphy. Then she had trouble screwing in the
implant post because the hole was too small and she had to drill
some more. Luckily, the damdrill didn't break again. Murphy
must've been taking a coffee break. -- bill Theory don't mean
squat if it don't work.
dentist who's better at screwing.
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing as follows:
$10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will be $120/month.
$20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023. For
new customers in your area, the price increase is effective immediately. -----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do is
cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even be
ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's easier
than canceling DirecTV was.
bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------It is! I canceled Netflix about 4 days ago. Go to account in Netflix
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will >> be $120/month.
   $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will >> be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even
be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon
ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
app and "cancel service" is right there.
George.Anthony wrote:
On 2/21/2023 11:41 PM, bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing as
follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will >>> be $120/month.
   $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will be
$90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do is
cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even be
ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
Stop paying the bill, Bill.
That from a guy who says, "I just saved a bunch of money on my insurance
by switching to reverse and leaving the scene." If did that, I'd front
end somebody who magically appeared behind me. Murphy literally follows
me wherever I am.
For example, I went to the dentist yesterday to get a hole drilled for
an implant. She broke her drill twice, and blamed me. I allege that it
was Murphy. Then she had trouble screwing in the implant post because
the hole was too small and she had to drill some more. Luckily, the
damdrill didn't break again. Murphy must've been taking a coffee break.
On 2/22/2023 9:30 AM, bfh wrote:
George.Anthony wrote:
On 2/21/2023 11:41 PM, bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
 Â Â Â $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New
price will be $120/month.
 Â Â Â $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New
price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your
monthly service price will increase to $120/month beginning April
24, 2023. For new customers in your area, the price increase is
effective immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll
even be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space
balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
Stop paying the bill, Bill.
That from a guy who says, "I just saved a bunch of money on my
insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."Â If did
that, I'd front end somebody who magically appeared behind me.
Murphy literally follows me wherever I am.
For example, I went to the dentist yesterday to get a hole drilled
for an implant. She broke her drill twice, and blamed me. I allege
that it was Murphy. Then she had trouble screwing in the implant
post because the hole was too small and she had to drill some more.
Luckily, the damdrill didn't break again. Murphy must've been taking
a coffee break.
That's 'cause you had all them nanobots installed - 5 times.
---------------------------------------------
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing as follows:
$10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will be $120/month.
$20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023. For
new customers in your area, the price increase is effective immediately. -----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do is
cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even be
ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's easier
than canceling DirecTV was.
bfh wrote:
---------------------------------------------Ya that might take care of this month, but I'll bet Elon Barnum has
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
   $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New price will >> be $120/month.
   $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price will >> be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even
be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon
ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
other plans for March, April......
Frank Howell wrote:
bfh wrote:He'll be sorry he messed with me when FTTH knocks on my door.
---------------------------------------------Ya that might take care of this month, but I'll bet Elon Barnum has
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
 Â Â Â $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New
price will be $120/month.
 Â Â Â $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New
price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your
monthly service price will increase to $120/month beginning April
24, 2023. For new customers in your area, the price increase is
effective immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll
even be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space
balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
other plans for March, April......
bfh wrote:
Frank Howell wrote:Well, I decided to try to find out how things were coming along.
bfh wrote:He'll be sorry he messed with me when FTTH knocks on my door.
---------------------------------------------Ya that might take care of this month, but I'll bet Elon Barnum has
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is changing
as follows:
 Â Â Â $10 increase in areas with limited capacity. New
price will be $120/month.
 Â Â Â $20 decrease in areas with excess capacity. New price
will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your monthly
service price will increase to $120/month beginning April 24, 2023.
For new customers in your area, the price increase is effective
immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to do
is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward I'll even
be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a space balloon
ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
other plans for March, April......
First, I went to their web site and found this: -----------------------------------------------------
Welcome back, William!
Registration ID: 0336a5f2-0619
Be sure to save this for future reference!
You signed up on 8/11/2022. Your requested service location appears to
be off-system. If you are eligible for service, one of our customer
service representatives will be in touch. ---------------------------------------------------
Then I emailed them:
---------------------------------------------------
What does "appears to be off-system" mean? --------------------------------------------------
They answered:
--------------------------------------------------
Hello William, That address shows as over 5000 ft from the closest
feeder which means it is off system and not servicable.
Thank you,
Jason
--------------------------------------------------
Then I asked:
------------------------------------------------
Does that mean that I'll never get Fiber To The Home? -------------------------------------------------
They answered:
------------------------------------------------
Hello William,
Thank you again at this point yes , but if that was to change you will
be contacted.
Thank you,
Jason
------------------------------------------------
sigh. The whole point of this FTTH was to work with my EMC to get fast broadband to underserved rural areas. I guess I'm a little too rural to
be served.
So hey Elon - forget my little dig, keep sticking those sats up there,
and I'm literally looking forward enthusiastically to the next price
rise if it'll help you to, like, efficaciously straighten up Twattle in
the passage of time.
Long live mission creep. Maybe as a certified and qualified underserved affordable fastbroadbandless person, the government will send me a
monthly check to keep me off the street? And it doesn't have to $1K/mo -
just $50 will be enough..........as long as it's indexed to inflation
and mission creep as we go forward at the end of the day.
On 3/3/2023 10:05 AM, bfh wrote:
bfh wrote:
Frank Howell wrote:Well, I decided to try to find out how things were coming along.
bfh wrote:He'll be sorry he messed with me when FTTH knocks on my door.
---------------------------------------------Ya that might take care of this month, but I'll bet Elon Barnum
The Starlink monthly service for residential customers is
changing as follows:
 Â Â Â $10 increase in areas with
limited capacity. New price will be $120/month.
 Â Â Â $20 decrease in areas with excess
capacity. New price will be $90/month.
As a current customer in an area with limited capacity, your
monthly service price will increase to $120/month beginning April
24, 2023. For new customers in your area, the price increase is
effective immediately.
-----------------------------------------------
First, eggs, and now this..............wait.......all I have to
do is cancel Netflix, and at the end of the day going forward
I'll even be ahead. Might even be able to save up enough for a
space balloon ride.
Anybody know how hard it might be to cancel Netflix? I hope it's
easier than canceling DirecTV was.
has other plans for March, April......
First, I went to their web site and found this:
-----------------------------------------------------
Welcome back, William!
Registration ID: 0336a5f2-0619
Be sure to save this for future reference!
You signed up on 8/11/2022. Your requested service location
appears to be off-system. If you are eligible for service, one of
our customer service representatives will be in touch.
---------------------------------------------------
Then I emailed them:
---------------------------------------------------
What does "appears to be off-system" mean?
--------------------------------------------------
They answered:
--------------------------------------------------
Hello William, That address shows as over 5000 ft from the closest
feeder which means it is off system and not servicable.
Thank you,
Jason
--------------------------------------------------
Then I asked:
------------------------------------------------
Does that mean that I'll never get Fiber To The Home?
-------------------------------------------------
They answered:
------------------------------------------------
Hello William,
Thank you again at this point yes , but if that was to change you
will be contacted.
Thank you,
Jason
------------------------------------------------
sigh. The whole point of this FTTH was to work with my EMC to get
fast broadband to underserved rural areas. I guess I'm a little too
rural to be served.
So hey Elon - forget my little dig, keep sticking those sats up
there, and I'm literally looking forward enthusiastically to the
next price rise if it'll help you to, like, efficaciously straighten
up Twattle in the passage of time.
Long live mission creep. Maybe as a certified and qualified
underserved affordable fastbroadbandless person, the government will
send me a monthly check to keep me off the street? And it doesn't
have to $1K/mo - just $50 will be enough..........as long as it's
indexed to inflation and mission creep as we go forward at the end
of the day.
Jesus Jumpin' Christ! You already got a $20 a month break from Elon.
WTF more do you want, you greedy bastard?
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