• Dick Pic Gate

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Sun Dec 4 12:06:03 2022
    It appears that Hunter Biden's dick pics have become a national emergency.

    "Trump's call to suspend Constitution not a 2024 deal-breaker, leading
    House Republican says

    Still, Rep. Dave Joyce said on "This Week" that Trump's idea was "fantasy.""

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/leading-house-republican-trumps-call-suspend-constitution-2024/story?id=94397805

    "No, You Do Not Have a Constitutional Right to Post Hunter Biden’s Dick
    Pic on Twitter

    Elon Musk and Matt Taibbi’s First Amendment follies."

    While normal humans who denied Republicans their red wave were enjoying
    an epic sports weekend, an insular community of MAGA activists and
    online contrarians led by the world’s richest man (for now) were getting riled up about a cache of leaked emails revealing that the former actor
    James Woods and Chinese troll accounts were not allowed to post
    ill-gotten photos of Hunter Biden’s hog on a private company’s microblogging platform 25 months ago.

    Now if you are one of the normals—someone who would never think about
    posting another person’s penis on your social media account; has no
    desire to see politicians’ kids’ penises when scrolling social media; doesn’t understand why there are other people out there who care one way
    or another about the moderation policies surrounding stolen penis
    photos; or can’t even figure out what it is that I’m talking about—then this might seem like a gratuitous matter for an article. Sadly, it is not.

    Because among Republican members of Congress, leading conservative media commentators, contrarian substackers, conservative tech bros, and
    friends of Donald Trump, the ability to post Hunter Biden’s cock shots
    on Twitter is the number-one issue in America this weekend. They believe
    that if they are not allowed to post porno, our constitutional republic
    may be in jeopardy.

    I truly, truly wish I were joking.

    Here’s a synopsis for the blessedly uninitiated:"
    [snip]

    https://www.thebulwark.com/no-you-do-not-have-a-constitutional-right-to-post-hunter-bidens-dick-pic-on-twitter/

    Here's the cherry on top--for now. I expect this story to just get
    better and better as the Republicans work their way through the various
    stages of grief.

    "Hunter Biden laptop repairman peddling 'fresh clean copies of the
    drive' to 'bent' FBI
    Story by David Edwards • 4h ago

    Computer repairman John Paul Mac Isaac said on Sunday that he is
    prepared to provide "fresh clean copies" of Hunter Biden's hard drive to
    the FBI even though the department is "bent.""

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-laptop-repairman-peddling-fresh-clean-copies-of-the-drive-to-bent-fbi/ar-AA14TmxQ?li=BBnb7Kz

    It looks like that guy knows a thing or two about bent, from
    personal experience.

    TB

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