• Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds '

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Thu Dec 1 09:41:17 2022
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

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  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Thu Dec 1 12:26:44 2022
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher, Mr. Winifred Olmstead... My offense was throwing rocks... I was sentenced to three swats from his belt... However, because I refused to cry, he added on two more, as hard as the
    puss gutted bully could dole out! I was still as a tomb, despite his torturous efforts... I never told my mom, but later that night she saw the welts on my ass & legs, and became outraged... She threatened to sue the school, and / or, send my
    father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass! Several meetings followed, and I received a public apology from the prick, which created a lasting hatred from him.... The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.

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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Thu Dec 1 14:07:40 2022
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher, Mr. Winifred Olmstead... My offense was throwing rocks... I was sentenced to three swats from his belt... However, because I refused to cry, he added on two more, as hard as the
    puss gutted bully could dole out! I was still as a tomb, despite his torturous efforts... I never told my mom, but later that night she saw the welts on my ass & legs, and became outraged... She threatened to sue the school, and / or, send my
    father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass! Several meetings followed, and I received a public apology from the prick, which created a lasting hatred from him.... The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



    Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who could have
    the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that putting holes in it
    would reduce the wind resistance and increase the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the practice it had become a badge
    of honor that could improve your social standing. Unless you cried like
    a girl.

    You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from becoming a
    criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a metrosexual. A few more
    swats and he might have saved you from becoming a guitar player.

    TB

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Thu Dec 1 17:30:05 2022
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian
    wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/


    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher,
    Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing rocks...   I was
    sentenced to three swats from his belt...  However, because I
    refused to cry,  he added on two more,  as hard as the puss gutted
    bully could dole out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite his torturous
    efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that night she saw the
    welts on my ass & legs,  and became outraged...  She threatened to
    sue the school,  and / or, send my father down to that schoolhouse,
    to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass!  Several meetings followed,  and I
    received a public apology from the prick,  which created a lasting
    hatred from him....  The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



         Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who could have the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that putting holes in
    it would reduce the wind resistance and increase the impact by
    reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the practice it had
    become a badge of honor that could improve your social standing.
    Unless you cried like a girl.

         You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from becoming a criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a metrosexual. A few more
    swats and he might have saved you from becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a John
    Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Thu Dec 1 20:11:41 2022
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 2:30 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian
    wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their
    behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/


    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher,
    Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing rocks...   I >>>> was sentenced to three swats from his belt...  However, because I
    refused to cry,  he added on two more,  as hard as the puss
    gutted bully could dole out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite
    his torturous efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that >>>> night she saw the welts on my ass & legs,  and became
    outraged...  She threatened to sue the school,  and / or, send
    my father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass!Â
    Several meetings followed,  and I received a public apology from
    the prick,  which created a lasting hatred from him....  The
    following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



          Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who >>> could have the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that
    putting holes in it would reduce the wind resistance and increase
    the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the
    practice it had become a badge of honor that could improve your
    social standing. Unless you cried like a girl.

          You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from >>> becoming a criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a
    metrosexual. A few more swats and he might have saved you from
    becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a
    John Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.


          Unless you wear a worn out straw hat I don't think you qualify for rurasexual. You sound dangerously close to normcore.

    I wear a worn out straw hat........but not to Walmart or funerals.

    "Normcore wearers are people who do not wish to distinguish themselves
    from others by their clothing.[14] This is not to mean that they are unfashionable people who wear whatever comes to hand, but that they consciously choose clothes that are functional and undistinguished.
    The "normcore" trend has been interpreted as a reaction to fashion oversaturation resulting from ever faster-changing fashion trends.[15]

    Normcore clothes include everyday items of casual wear such as
    t-shirts, hoodies, polos, short-sleeved shirts, jeans and chino pants,
    but not items such as neckties or blouses. These clothes are worn by
    men and women alike, making normcore a unisex style"

    I don't know what percentage of those must be worn or not worn to be
    normcore, but in the interest of literal transparency, I'm going to
    put everything on the table.

    I don't wear t-shirts as a top layer, I have a jacket that had a
    hoodie until I cut the damthing off, I don't wear polos, and I don't
    wear blouses, but I do wear short-sleeved shirts (usually untucked)
    and jeans.............and I nearly always wear a necktie to funerals.
    So. Look. Like, what is my alleged applicable haberdasherous sexual
    pigeonhole by your calculus at like, the end of the day going forward?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore



    --
    bill
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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Thu Dec 1 16:34:04 2022
    On 12/1/2022 2:30 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian
    wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds >>>> 'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher,
    Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing rocks...   I was
    sentenced to three swats from his belt...  However, because I refused
    to cry,  he added on two more,  as hard as the puss gutted bully
    could dole out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite his torturous
    efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that night she saw the
    welts on my ass & legs,  and became outraged...  She threatened to
    sue the school,  and / or, send my father down to that schoolhouse,
    to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass!  Several meetings followed,  and I
    received a public apology from the prick,  which created a lasting
    hatred from him....  The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



          Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who could have >> the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that putting holes in
    it would reduce the wind resistance and increase the impact by
    reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the practice it had
    become a badge of honor that could improve your social standing.
    Unless you cried like a girl.

          You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from becoming a
    criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a metrosexual. A few more
    swats and he might have saved you from becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a John
    Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.


    Unless you wear a worn out straw hat I don't think you qualify
    for rurasexual. You sound dangerously close to normcore.

    "Normcore wearers are people who do not wish to distinguish themselves
    from others by their clothing.[14] This is not to mean that they are unfashionable people who wear whatever comes to hand, but that they
    consciously choose clothes that are functional and undistinguished. The "normcore" trend has been interpreted as a reaction to fashion
    oversaturation resulting from ever faster-changing fashion trends.[15]

    Normcore clothes include everyday items of casual wear such as t-shirts, hoodies, polos, short-sleeved shirts, jeans and chino pants, but not
    items such as neckties or blouses. These clothes are worn by men and
    women alike, making normcore a unisex style"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore

    TB

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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to kmiller on Thu Dec 1 18:55:51 2022
    On 12/1/2022 6:35 PM, kmiller wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 5:11 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 2:30 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian >>>>>> wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their
    behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher, >>>>>> Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing rocks...   I >>>>>> was sentenced to three swats from his belt...  However, because I >>>>>> refused to cry,  he added on two more,  as hard as the puss
    gutted bully could dole out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite >>>>>> his torturous efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that >>>>>> night she saw the welts on my ass & legs,  and became
    outraged...  She threatened to sue the school,  and / or, send >>>>>> my father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass!Â
    Several meetings followed,  and I received a public apology from >>>>>> the prick,  which created a lasting hatred from him....  The >>>>>> following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



          Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who >>>>> could have the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that
    putting holes in it would reduce the wind resistance and increase
    the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the
    practice it had become a badge of honor that could improve your
    social standing. Unless you cried like a girl.

          You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from >>>>> becoming a criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a
    metrosexual. A few more swats and he might have saved you from
    becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a
    John Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.


           Unless you wear a worn out straw hat I don't think you qualify >>> for rurasexual. You sound dangerously close to normcore.

    I wear a worn out straw hat........but not to Walmart or funerals.

    "Normcore wearers are people who do not wish to distinguish
    themselves from others by their clothing.[14] This is not to mean
    that they are unfashionable people who wear whatever comes to hand,
    but that they consciously choose clothes that are functional and
    undistinguished. The "normcore" trend has been interpreted as a
    reaction to fashion oversaturation resulting from ever
    faster-changing fashion trends.[15]

    Normcore clothes include everyday items of casual wear such as
    t-shirts, hoodies, polos, short-sleeved shirts, jeans and chino
    pants, but not items such as neckties or blouses. These clothes are
    worn by men and women alike, making normcore a unisex style"

    I don't know what percentage of those must be worn or not worn to be
    normcore, but in the interest of literal transparency, I'm going to
    put everything on the table.

    I don't wear t-shirts as a top layer, I have a jacket that had a
    hoodie until I cut the damthing off, I don't wear polos, and I don't
    wear blouses, but I do wear short-sleeved shirts (usually untucked)
    and jeans.............and I nearly always wear a necktie to funerals.
    So. Look. Like, what is my alleged applicable haberdasherous sexual
    pigeonhole by your calculus at like, the end of the day going forward?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore




    Crackersexual.

    Bing. We have a winner.

    TB

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  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Thu Dec 1 18:35:49 2022
    On 12/1/2022 5:11 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 2:30 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian
    wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their
    behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher,
    Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing rocks...   I >>>>> was sentenced to three swats from his belt...  However, because I >>>>> refused to cry,  he added on two more,  as hard as the puss
    gutted bully could dole out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite his >>>>> torturous efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that >>>>> night she saw the welts on my ass & legs,  and became
    outraged...  She threatened to sue the school,  and / or, send my >>>>> father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass!Â
    Several meetings followed,  and I received a public apology from
    the prick,  which created a lasting hatred from him....  The
    following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



          Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who >>>> could have the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that
    putting holes in it would reduce the wind resistance and increase
    the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the
    practice it had become a badge of honor that could improve your
    social standing. Unless you cried like a girl.

          You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from >>>> becoming a criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a
    metrosexual. A few more swats and he might have saved you from
    becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a John
    Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.


           Unless you wear a worn out straw hat I don't think you qualify >> for rurasexual. You sound dangerously close to normcore.

    I wear a worn out straw hat........but not to Walmart or funerals.

    "Normcore wearers are people who do not wish to distinguish themselves
    from others by their clothing.[14] This is not to mean that they are
    unfashionable people who wear whatever comes to hand, but that they
    consciously choose clothes that are functional and undistinguished.
    The "normcore" trend has been interpreted as a reaction to fashion
    oversaturation resulting from ever faster-changing fashion trends.[15]

    Normcore clothes include everyday items of casual wear such as
    t-shirts, hoodies, polos, short-sleeved shirts, jeans and chino pants,
    but not items such as neckties or blouses. These clothes are worn by
    men and women alike, making normcore a unisex style"

    I don't know what percentage of those must be worn or not worn to be normcore, but in the interest of literal transparency, I'm going to put everything on the table.

    I don't wear t-shirts as a top layer, I have a jacket that had a hoodie
    until I cut the damthing off, I don't wear polos, and I don't wear
    blouses, but I do wear short-sleeved shirts (usually untucked) and jeans.............and I nearly always wear a necktie to funerals. So.
    Look. Like, what is my alleged applicable haberdasherous sexual
    pigeonhole by your calculus at like, the end of the day going forward?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore




    Crackersexual.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Thu Dec 1 22:13:56 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 5:11 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 2:30 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their
    behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/


    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade
    teacher, Mr. Winifred Olmstead...  My offense was throwing >>>>>> rocks...   I was sentenced to three swats from his >>>>>> belt...  However, because I refused to cry,  he added on
    two more,  as hard as the puss gutted bully could dole
    out!  I was still as a tomb,  despite his torturous >>>>>> efforts...   I never told my mom,  but later that night
    she saw the welts on my ass & legs,  and became
    outraged...  She threatened to sue the school,  and / or,
    send my father down to that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's
    ass! Several meetings followed,  and I received a public >>>>>> apology from the prick,  which created a lasting hatred from >>>>>> him....  The following year, he didn't return to teach.... >>>>>>
    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.



          Back in the day we had teachers competing to
    see who could have the most painful looking paddle. The theory
    was that putting holes in it would reduce the wind resistance and
    increase the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time
    they ended the practice it had become a badge of honor that could
    improve your social standing. Unless you cried like a girl.

          You were lucky. Those swats probably saved
    you from becoming a criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still,
    a metrosexual. A few more swats and he might have saved you from
    becoming a guitar player.

    I could be a rurasexual, but I refuse to wear bib overalls and a
    John Deere ball cap. Or any ball cap.


           Unless you wear a worn out straw hat I don't think you
    qualify for rurasexual. You sound dangerously close to normcore.

    I wear a worn out straw hat........but not to Walmart or funerals.

    "Normcore wearers are people who do not wish to distinguish
    themselves from others by their clothing.[14] This is not to mean
    that they are unfashionable people who wear whatever comes to hand,
    but that they consciously choose clothes that are functional and
    undistinguished. The "normcore" trend has been interpreted as a
    reaction to fashion oversaturation resulting from ever
    faster-changing fashion trends.[15]

    Normcore clothes include everyday items of casual wear such as
    t-shirts, hoodies, polos, short-sleeved shirts, jeans and chino
    pants, but not items such as neckties or blouses. These clothes are
    worn by men and women alike, making normcore a unisex style"

    I don't know what percentage of those must be worn or not worn to be
    normcore, but in the interest of literal transparency, I'm going to
    put everything on the table.

    I don't wear t-shirts as a top layer, I have a jacket that had a
    hoodie until I cut the damthing off, I don't wear polos, and I don't
    wear blouses, but I do wear short-sleeved shirts (usually untucked)
    and jeans.............and I nearly always wear a necktie to
    funerals. So. Look. Like, what is my alleged applicable
    haberdasherous sexual pigeonhole by your calculus at like, the end
    of the day going forward?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore




    Crackersexual.

    Ok. Makes me kinda wish I wore t-shirts as a top layer. If I did, I'd
    get some with that on 'em. Hey. Wait. I think I just had a megalumen
    epiphany. I wear snap-button short sleeve shirts, so I can get some crackersexual t-shirts, and when fat people clog the aisle in Walmart,
    I can just rip-unsnap the shirt and startle 'em out of the way. Push
    my buggy through at 8 over, and then snap back up and be reloaded to
    clear the next fat clog. Thanks.

    Just imagine it (if you have the equipment for imagining). The
    rip-unsnap would sound literally sorta like a short burst from a
    suppressed SMG, and then CRACKERSEXUAL would hit 'em in the startle
    box. Yep. I think it's uniquely possible that they'd move over
    thinking WTF long enough for me to buggy on through. Save me a lot of
    detours, it would.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Thu Dec 1 20:33:54 2022
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 2:07:46 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds
    'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher, Mr. Winifred Olmstead... My offense was throwing rocks... I was sentenced to three swats from his belt... However, because I refused to cry, he added on two more, as hard as the puss
    gutted bully could dole out! I was still as a tomb, despite his torturous efforts... I never told my mom, but later that night she saw the welts on my ass & legs, and became outraged... She threatened to sue the school, and / or, send my father down to
    that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass! Several meetings followed, and I received a public apology from the prick, which created a lasting hatred from him.... The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.


    Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who could have
    the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that putting holes in it would reduce the wind resistance and increase the impact by reducing the surface area. By the time they ended the practice it had become a badge
    of honor that could improve your social standing. Unless you cried like
    a girl.

    You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from becoming a
    criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a metrosexual. A few more
    swats and he might have saved you from becoming a guitar player.

    TB

    Those swats didn't save me from anything... I just figured I had more ass than Mr. Olmstead had strap...... What a shitbird Mr. Olmstead was... He used to whip the one black kid in the school frequently, and he didn't cry... I watched the prick
    wash his own son's mouth out with brown laundry soap for cussing, on one occasion, after we were ratted off, by our fellow pupils, who witnessed our display of profanity, down by a Tamarisk tree...

    When Mr. Olmstead approached our cussing lair, he bellowed, "Just what did you say to the group Donnie?" I told him "Cock fucking bullshit!" He then asked his son, "Richie, what did you you say?", to which Richie replied, "I didn't say nuthin',
    dad!", only to hear the gasps of a dozen squealers, revealing him as a cusser...

    Mr. Olmstead escorted us into the school lavatory, and said, Donnie was honest. You Richie were not! That's why you're getting punished, and he's not!" Sometimes honesty is the best policy... HawHawHaw!

    "Honest Donnie", a shining example for American youth

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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Fri Dec 2 12:03:55 2022
    On 12/1/2022 8:33 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 2:07:46 PM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 12/1/2022 12:26 PM, film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 9:41:21 AM UTC-8, Technobarbarian wrote: >>>> The retrumplican party is held together and powered by fear.

    "Florida sheriff angry school kids no longer fear having their behinds >>>> 'torn off'"

    https://www.rawstory.com/florida-sheriff-angry-school-kids-no-longer-fear-having-their-behinds-torn-off-vows-to-be-their-worst-nightmare/

    TB

    I remember well the whipping I received from my 3rd grade teacher, Mr. Winifred Olmstead... My offense was throwing rocks... I was sentenced to three swats from his belt... However, because I refused to cry, he added on two more, as hard as the puss
    gutted bully could dole out! I was still as a tomb, despite his torturous efforts... I never told my mom, but later that night she saw the welts on my ass & legs, and became outraged... She threatened to sue the school, and / or, send my father down to
    that schoolhouse, to kick Mr. Olmstead's ass! Several meetings followed, and I received a public apology from the prick, which created a lasting hatred from him.... The following year, he didn't return to teach....

    Little Lord Fauntleroy Jr.


    Back in the day we had teachers competing to see who could have
    the most painful looking paddle. The theory was that putting holes in it
    would reduce the wind resistance and increase the impact by reducing the
    surface area. By the time they ended the practice it had become a badge
    of honor that could improve your social standing. Unless you cried like
    a girl.

    You were lucky. Those swats probably saved you from becoming a
    criminal, or a retrumplican, or worse still, a metrosexual. A few more
    swats and he might have saved you from becoming a guitar player.

    TB

    Those swats didn't save me from anything... I just figured I had more ass than Mr. Olmstead had strap...... What a shitbird Mr. Olmstead was... He used to whip the one black kid in the school frequently, and he didn't cry... I watched the prick
    wash his own son's mouth out with brown laundry soap for cussing, on one occasion, after we were ratted off, by our fellow pupils, who witnessed our display of profanity, down by a Tamarisk tree...

    When Mr. Olmstead approached our cussing lair, he bellowed, "Just what did you say to the group Donnie?" I told him "Cock fucking bullshit!" He then asked his son, "Richie, what did you you say?", to which Richie replied, "I didn't say nuthin',
    dad!", only to hear the gasps of a dozen squealers, revealing him as a cusser...

    Mr. Olmstead escorted us into the school lavatory, and said, Donnie was honest. You Richie were not! That's why you're getting punished, and he's not!" Sometimes honesty is the best policy... HawHawHaw!

    "Honest Donnie", a shining example for American youth

    The more you tell us about Mr. Olmstead the more it sounds like
    his lessons stuck with you. I'm sure I got paddled more than once, but I
    only recall one incident and I couldn't tell you the name of the teacher.

    My own dear sweet mother washed by mouth out with soap more than
    once. The white stuff. I have no idea if the brown stuff is worse. I
    thought it was just annoying and a proof of power. It didn't save me
    from the Navy, where swearing is used for punctuation marks.

    TB

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