• Ashes To Ashes

    From kmiller@21:1/5 to All on Tue Sep 20 18:25:11 2022
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the orange
    goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning those who have
    died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed into law a bill allowing
    human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is an
    energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2 into the air.
    Through human composting, or natural organic reduction (NOR), the body
    is naturally broken down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina Garcia, allows
    for the natural organic reduction of human remains to soil, as a more environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real threats to our environment, this is an alternative method of final disposition that
    won’t contribute emissions into our atmosphere,” Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and flowers. After 30 to 60
    days, the body breaks down into soil that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting, after
    Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand for such after-life
    care has been growing in recent years said Micah Truman, founder and CEO
    of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area that specializes in
    human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and saying goodbye,
    we are very divorced from the process,” he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with the
    California Catholic Conference saying the composting process “reduces
    the human body to simply a disposable commodity”.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the honoring of the
    ashes of the deceased comports with the virtually universal norm of
    reverence and care towards the deceased,” it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human composting, and
    so few states that allow it, that people from 12 different states have
    brought their loved ones over state lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to the family
    to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted trees and flowers, or
    spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned to the farm
    he spent his life tending. “There is no limit to what can be done with
    the soil after death,” Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the median price of $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for cremation in California.
    Garcia, who had tried to pass the bill for the past three years,
    emphasized the environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just experienced remind
    us that climate change is real and detrimental and we must do everything
    we can to reduce methane and CO2 emissions,” she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial

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  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to kmiller on Tue Sep 20 18:52:10 2022
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the orange
    goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning those who have
    died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed into law a bill allowing
    human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is an energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2 into the air. Through human composting, or natural organic reduction (NOR), the body
    is naturally broken down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina Garcia, allows
    for the natural organic reduction of human remains to soil, as a more environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real threats to our environment, this is an alternative method of final disposition that
    won’t contribute emissions into our atmosphere,” Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and flowers. After 30 to 60
    days, the body breaks down into soil that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting, after
    Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand for such after-life
    care has been growing in recent years said Micah Truman, founder and CEO
    of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area that specializes in
    human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and saying goodbye,
    we are very divorced from the process,” he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with the
    California Catholic Conference saying the composting process “reduces
    the human body to simply a disposable commodity”.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the honoring of the ashes of the deceased comports with the virtually universal norm of
    reverence and care towards the deceased,” it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human composting, and
    so few states that allow it, that people from 12 different states have brought their loved ones over state lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to the family
    to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted trees and flowers, or spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned to the farm
    he spent his life tending. “There is no limit to what can be done with
    the soil after death,” Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the median
    price of
    $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for cremation in California.
    Garcia, who had tried to pass the bill for the past three years,
    emphasized the environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just experienced remind
    us that climate change is real and detrimental and we must do everything
    we can to reduce methane and CO2 emissions,” she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial


    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/

    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s most sustainable funeral option.
    Make arrangements online, over the phone, or in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-
    1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE

    TB

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Tue Sep 20 22:48:35 2022
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the orange
    goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning those who
    have died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed into law a bill
    allowing human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is an
    energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2 into the
    air. Through human composting, or natural organic reduction (NOR),
    the body is naturally broken down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina Garcia,
    allows for the natural organic reduction of human remains to soil,
    as a more environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burial
    methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real threats to
    our environment, this is an alternative method of final disposition
    that won’t contribute emissions into our atmosphere,” Garcia >> said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long steel box
    with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and flowers. After
    30 to 60 days, the body breaks down into soil that can be returned
    to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting, after
    Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand for such
    after-life care has been growing in recent years said Micah Truman,
    founder and CEO of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area
    that specializes in human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and saying
    goodbye, we are very divorced from the process,” he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with the
    California Catholic Conference saying the composting process
    “reduces the human body to simply a disposable commodity”.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the honoring
    of the ashes of the deceased comports with the virtually universal
    norm of reverence and care towards the deceased,” it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human composting,
    and so few states that allow it, that people from 12 different
    states have brought their loved ones over state lines to be
    composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to the
    family to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted trees and
    flowers, or spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned to the
    farm he spent his life tending. “There is no limit to what can be
    done with the soil after death,” Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the median
    price of
    $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for cremation in California.
    Garcia, who had tried to pass the bill for the past three years,
    emphasized the environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just experienced
    remind us that climate change is real and detrimental and we must do
    everything we can to reduce methane and CO2 emissions,” she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial


    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/


    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s most sustainable funeral option. Make arrangements online, over the phone, or in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-
    1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE

    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson. Probably
    wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive messaging to inform
    potential customers that it's also called a Spider Lily........to
    attract the anti-religion people.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to bfh on Tue Sep 20 20:23:12 2022
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 7:48:39 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the orange
    goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning those who
    have died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed into law a bill
    allowing human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is an
    energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2 into the
    air. Through human composting, or natural organic reduction (NOR),
    the body is naturally broken down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina Garcia,
    allows for the natural organic reduction of human remains to soil,
    as a more environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burial
    methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real threats to
    our environment, this is an alternative method of final disposition
    that won’t contribute emissions into our atmosphere,†Garcia
    said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long steel box
    with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and flowers. After
    30 to 60 days, the body breaks down into soil that can be returned
    to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting, after
    Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand for such
    after-life care has been growing in recent years said Micah Truman,
    founder and CEO of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area
    that specializes in human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and saying
    goodbye, we are very divorced from the process,†he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with the
    California Catholic Conference saying the composting process
    “reduces the human body to simply a disposable commodity†.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the honoring
    of the ashes of the deceased comports with the virtually universal
    norm of reverence and care towards the deceased,†it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human composting,
    and so few states that allow it, that people from 12 different
    states have brought their loved ones over state lines to be
    composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to the
    family to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted trees and
    flowers, or spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned to the
    farm he spent his life tending. “There is no limit to what can be >> done with the soil after death,†Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the median
    price of
    $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for cremation in California.
    Garcia, who had tried to pass the bill for the past three years,
    emphasized the environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just experienced
    remind us that climate change is real and detrimental and we must do
    everything we can to reduce methane and CO2 emissions,†she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial


    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/


    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s most sustainable funeral option. Make arrangements online, over the phone, or in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-
    1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE
    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson. Probably
    wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive messaging to inform
    potential customers that it's also called a Spider Lily........to
    attract the anti-religion people.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Well, guess I squandered my money needlessly on my place for eternity, down at the Santa Margarita Comm. Cemetery? Wonder if I can get a refund on my burial plot?

    Silas Marner Jr.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Tue Sep 20 23:44:04 2022
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 7:48:39 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the
    orange goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning
    those who have died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed
    into law a bill allowing human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is
    an energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2
    into the air. Through human composting, or natural organic
    reduction (NOR), the body is naturally broken down into
    soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina
    Garcia, allows for the natural organic reduction of human
    remains to soil, as a more environmentally friendly
    alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real
    threats to our environment, this is an alternative method of
    final disposition that won’t contribute emissions into >>>> our atmosphere,†Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long
    steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and
    flowers. After 30 to 60 days, the body breaks down into soil
    that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting,
    after Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand
    for such after-life care has been growing in recent years
    said Micah Truman, founder and CEO of Return Home, a funeral
    home in the Seattle area that specializes in human
    composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and >>>> saying goodbye, we are very divorced from the process,â€
    he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with
    the California Catholic Conference saying the composting
    process “reduces the human body to simply a disposable
    commodity†.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the >>>> honoring of the ashes of the deceased comports with the
    virtually universal norm of reverence and care towards the
    deceased,†it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human
    composting, and so few states that allow it, that people from
    12 different states have brought their loved ones over state
    lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to
    the family to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted
    trees and flowers, or spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned
    to the farm he spent his life tending. “There is no
    limit to what can be done with the soil after death,â€
    Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the
    median price of $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for
    cremation in California. Garcia, who had tried to pass the
    bill for the past three years, emphasized the environmental
    argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just
    experienced remind us that climate change is real and
    detrimental and we must do everything we can to reduce
    methane and CO2 emissions,†she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial




    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/




    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s most sustainable >>> funeral option. Make arrangements online, over the phone, or
    in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-
    1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE


    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of
    Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson. Probably
    wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive messaging to
    inform potential customers that it's also called a Spider
    Lily........to attract the anti-religion people.

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Well, guess I squandered my money needlessly on my place for
    eternity, down at the Santa Margarita Comm. Cemetery? Wonder if I
    can get a refund on my burial plot?

    Silas Marner Jr.



    you could put a for sale ad in the New Times. Inflation might get you
    more than you paid for it.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to bfh on Tue Sep 20 21:51:36 2022
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 8:44:08 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 7:48:39 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for the
    orange goon but that would be toxic waste! HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of returning
    those who have died to the earth, after Gavin Newsom signed
    into law a bill allowing human composting on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials, is
    an energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such as CO2
    into the air. Through human composting, or natural organic
    reduction (NOR), the body is naturally broken down into
    soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina
    Garcia, allows for the natural organic reduction of human
    remains to soil, as a more environmentally friendly
    alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as very real
    threats to our environment, this is an alternative method of
    final disposition that won’t contribute emissions into >>>> our atmosphere,†Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long
    steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips and
    flowers. After 30 to 60 days, the body breaks down into soil
    that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human composting,
    after Washington, Colorado, Vermont and Oregon. The demand
    for such after-life care has been growing in recent years
    said Micah Truman, founder and CEO of Return Home, a funeral
    home in the Seattle area that specializes in human
    composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with our person and >>>> saying goodbye, we are very divorced from the process,â€
    he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill, with
    the California Catholic Conference saying the composting
    process “reduces the human body to simply a disposable >>>> commodity†.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the bodies or the >>>> honoring of the ashes of the deceased comports with the
    virtually universal norm of reverence and care towards the
    deceased,†it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human
    composting, and so few states that allow it, that people from
    12 different states have brought their loved ones over state
    lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned to
    the family to do with it as they wish. Customers have planted
    trees and flowers, or spread soil into the ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be returned
    to the farm he spent his life tending. “There is no
    limit to what can be done with the soil after death,â€
    Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with the
    median price of $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028 for
    cremation in California. Garcia, who had tried to pass the
    bill for the past three years, emphasized the environmental
    argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat dome we just >>>> experienced remind us that climate change is real and
    detrimental and we must do everything we can to reduce
    methane and CO2 emissions,†she said.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial




    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/




    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s most sustainable >>> funeral option. Make arrangements online, over the phone, or
    in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=
    kwd-1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE


    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of
    Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson. Probably
    wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive messaging to
    inform potential customers that it's also called a Spider
    Lily........to attract the anti-religion people.

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Well, guess I squandered my money needlessly on my place for
    eternity, down at the Santa Margarita Comm. Cemetery? Wonder if I
    can get a refund on my burial plot?

    Silas Marner Jr.


    you could put a for sale ad in the New Times. Inflation might get you
    more than you paid for it.
    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Maybe? I hadn't considered "flipping" my burial plot, before.... I'd hate for a business opportunity to pass me by..... BTW, I also have a vacation burial plot down at Rose Hills, in Whittier, CA,! Rose Hills told me that I couldn't sell it...
    They said I couldn't back out of the deal, my parents had made with them, 60 years ago....

    Monte Hall Jr.

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  • From filmbydon@gmail.com@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Sep 21 00:03:20 2022
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 11:18:33 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 8:44:08 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 7:48:39 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for
    the orange goon but that would be toxic waste!
    HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of
    returning those who have died to the earth, after Gavin
    Newsom signed into law a bill allowing human composting
    on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials,
    is an energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such
    as CO2 into the air. Through human composting, or natural
    organic reduction (NOR), the body is naturally broken
    down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina
    Garcia, allows for the natural organic reduction of
    human remains to soil, as a more environmentally
    friendly alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as
    very real threats to our environment, this is an
    alternative method of final disposition that
    won’t contribute emissions into our
    atmosphere,†Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long
    steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips
    and flowers. After 30 to 60 days, the body breaks down
    into soil that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human
    composting, after Washington, Colorado, Vermont and
    Oregon. The demand for such after-life care has been
    growing in recent years said Micah Truman, founder and
    CEO of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area
    that specializes in human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with
    our person and saying goodbye, we are very divorced from
    the process,†he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill,
    with the California Catholic Conference saying the
    composting process “reduces the human body
    to simply a disposable commodity†.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the
    bodies or the honoring of the ashes of the deceased
    comports with the virtually universal norm of reverence
    and care towards the deceased,†it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human
    composting, and so few states that allow it, that people
    from 12 different states have brought their loved ones
    over state lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned
    to the family to do with it as they wish. Customers have
    planted trees and flowers, or spread soil into the
    ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be
    returned to the farm he spent his life tending.
    “There is no limit to what can be done
    with the soil after death,†Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with
    the median price of $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028
    for cremation in California. Garcia, who had tried to
    pass the bill for the past three years, emphasized the
    environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat
    dome we just experienced remind us that climate change is
    real and detrimental and we must do everything we can to
    reduce methane and CO2 emissions,†she said. >>>>>>
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial






    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/






    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s
    most sustainable funeral option. Make arrangements online,
    over the phone, or in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=
    kwd-1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE




    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of
    Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson.
    Probably wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive
    messaging to inform potential customers that it's also called
    a Spider Lily........to attract the anti-religion people.

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Well, guess I squandered my money needlessly on my place for
    eternity, down at the Santa Margarita Comm. Cemetery? Wonder if
    I can get a refund on my burial plot?

    Silas Marner Jr.


    you could put a for sale ad in the New Times. Inflation might get
    you more than you paid for it. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if
    it don't work.

    Maybe? I hadn't considered "flipping" my burial plot, before....
    I'd hate for a business opportunity to pass me by..... BTW, I
    also have a vacation burial plot down at Rose Hills, in Whittier,
    CA,! Rose Hills told me that I couldn't sell it... They said I
    couldn't back out of the deal, my parents had made with them, 60
    years ago....
    Vacation burial plot? You go down there a few times a year for a short getaway-from-it-all dirt nap? Maybe you should look into time-sharing it.
    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    My parents bought them long ago... One for each of our family... Now, everyone but me is kicking up grass there.... When Rose Hills fills up, there'll be a half million stiffs there, minus me....

    Jacob Marley Jr.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to film...@gmail.com on Wed Sep 21 02:18:30 2022
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 8:44:08 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    film...@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 20, 2022 at 7:48:39 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On 9/20/2022 6:25 PM, kmiller wrote:
    Dust to dust. And composting humans. I'd recommend it for
    the orange goon but that would be toxic waste!
    HawHawHaw!

    California lawmakers have approved a new way of
    returning those who have died to the earth, after Gavin
    Newsom signed into law a bill allowing human composting
    on Sunday.

    Cremation, which accounts for more than half of burials,
    is an energy-intensive process that emits chemicals such
    as CO2 into the air. Through human composting, or natural
    organic reduction (NOR), the body is naturally broken
    down into soil.

    Assembly Bill 351, drafted by assembly member Cristina
    Garcia, allows for the natural organic reduction of
    human remains to soil, as a more environmentally
    friendly alternative to traditional burial methods.

    “With climate change and sea-level rise as
    very real threats to our environment, this is an
    alternative method of final disposition that
    won’t contribute emissions into our >>>>>> atmosphere,†Garcia said in a statement.

    The process involves placing the deceased in an 8ft-long
    steel box with biodegradable materials such as wood chips
    and flowers. After 30 to 60 days, the body breaks down
    into soil that can be returned to relatives.

    California is the fifth state to legalize human
    composting, after Washington, Colorado, Vermont and
    Oregon. The demand for such after-life care has been
    growing in recent years said Micah Truman, founder and
    CEO of Return Home, a funeral home in the Seattle area
    that specializes in human composting.

    “With cremation, instead of sitting with
    our person and saying goodbye, we are very divorced from
    the process,†he said.

    Not everyone is supportive of the new California bill,
    with the California Catholic Conference saying the
    composting process “reduces the human body
    to simply a disposable commodity†.

    “The practice of respectfully burying the
    bodies or the honoring of the ashes of the deceased
    comports with the virtually universal norm of reverence
    and care towards the deceased,†it said.

    But Truman said there was such a large demand for human
    composting, and so few states that allow it, that people
    from 12 different states have brought their loved ones
    over state lines to be composted at Return Home.

    Truman said that when a body is composted, it is returned
    to the family to do with it as they wish. Customers have
    planted trees and flowers, or spread soil into the
    ocean.

    One farmer requested before dying that his body be
    returned to the farm he spent his life tending.
    “There is no limit to what can be done >>>>>> with the soil after death,†Truman said.

    Composting runs at about $5,000 to $7,000, compared with
    the median price of $7,225 for casket burials and $6,028
    for cremation in California. Garcia, who had tried to
    pass the bill for the past three years, emphasized the
    environmental argument for composting in a statement.

    “The wildfires, extreme drought and heat
    dome we just experienced remind us that climate change is
    real and detrimental and we must do everything we can to
    reduce methane and CO2 emissions,†she said. >>>>>>
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/19/human-composting-california-human-remains-green-burial






    Recompose, the first human-composting funeral home in the U.S., is now
    open for business

    Jan. 22, 2021 at 6:00 am Updated Jan. 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recompose-the-first-human-compositing-funeral-home-in-the-u-s-is-now-open-for-business/






    "Carbon neutral funerals

    Earth provides the Pacific Northwest’s
    most sustainable funeral option. Make arrangements online,
    over the phone, or in-person."

    https://earthfuneral.com/?utm_term=body%20composting&utm_campaign=GF+%7C+NB+%7C+Human+Composting+Oregon+%7C+Search&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=9039600664&hsa_cam=17663777422&hsa_grp=139398576438&hsa_ad=608567351425&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=
    kwd-1021717080693&hsa_kw=body%20composting&hsa_mt=p&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=CjwKCAjwyaWZBhBGEiwACslQo3rUq7-Y5qJsNtdJMTWYy9FHUXmMmGfPeRHa87Op_Nfjqg-i8Ij6SRoC5cgQAvD_BwE




    I'll bet they'd get a lot more business if they included a free bag of
    Resurrection Lily bulbs with the finished compoperson.
    Probably wouldn't hurt to also develop some unoffensive
    messaging to inform potential customers that it's also called
    a Spider Lily........to attract the anti-religion people.

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Well, guess I squandered my money needlessly on my place for
    eternity, down at the Santa Margarita Comm. Cemetery? Wonder if
    I can get a refund on my burial plot?

    Silas Marner Jr.


    you could put a for sale ad in the New Times. Inflation might get
    you more than you paid for it. -- bill Theory don't mean squat if
    it don't work.

    Maybe? I hadn't considered "flipping" my burial plot, before....
    I'd hate for a business opportunity to pass me by..... BTW, I
    also have a vacation burial plot down at Rose Hills, in Whittier,
    CA,! Rose Hills told me that I couldn't sell it... They said I
    couldn't back out of the deal, my parents had made with them, 60
    years ago....

    Vacation burial plot? You go down there a few times a year for a short getaway-from-it-all dirt nap? Maybe you should look into time-sharing it.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)