• #45's paper fetish

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 31 09:18:10 2022
    This could help to explain why the idiot kept all those classified documents. He has a paper fetish.

    "Opinion What if Trump’s pile of papers is nothing more than a prop?

    By David Von Drehle

    August 30, 2022 at 4:23 p.m. EDT

    "Some tall tales have been raised by former president Donald Trump and
    his apologists to explain the presence of classified government
    documents among Trump’s things at his Florida resort, Mar-a-Lago. The
    most plausible explanation comes from former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, who stopped apologizing for her old boss on the
    afternoon of Jan. 6, 2021.

    Grisham noted that Trump simply has a thing for paper — heaps of it, the
    more jumbled, the better. He even hauled boxes of assorted materials
    with him when he traveled on Air Force One. “There was no rhyme or
    reason — it was classified documents on top of newspapers on top of
    papers people printed out of things they wanted him to read. The boxes
    were never organized,” Grisham told The Post. “He’d want to get work
    done on long trips so he’d just rummage through the boxes. That was our filing system.”

    Anyone who has flown in Trump’s company can confirm Grisham’s account.
    When I interviewed candidate Trump in early 2016 aboard his private 757,
    the pile of disorganized paper on his desk made a striking contrast to
    the pristine white leather seats and gold-colored hardware. An even
    larger mess rode in the seat next to him — thousands of pages in all.

    It was lunchtime when we took off from a little airport in Virginia to
    fly to his next rally. Many candidates relieve the monotony of the
    campaign trail by arranging deliveries of distinctive local fare to
    their chartered airplanes. But Trump is a picky eater who hates
    surprises, so he caters exclusively from well-known fast food chains. He
    was chewing on a lukewarm Chick-fil-A sandwich; a box of waffle fries
    balanced atop the paper mountain in front of him.

    As the plane lifted its nose into the air, gravity pulled at the paper,
    and — as Trump muttered an expletive and tried in vain to stop it — the heap spilled fries-first into his lap. Though the scene was worthy of
    Buster Keaton, I managed to stifle a laugh, and instead wondered why
    this man traveled with Fibber McGee’s closet in the first place.

    When he had managed to reconstruct the mountain and dispose of the
    waffle fries, Trump blamed the chaos on a disembodied group of
    tormentors he referred to as “they.” “They want me to look at documents,” he explained. But that made no sense. The world’s fastest reader could not plow through Trump’s mess in the time he would spend on
    his plane that day, nor would any half-competent “they” believe that the way to bring attention to a document is to bury it among reams of
    unrelated flotsam.

    Indeed, Trump did not read anything from the paper piles. Several times
    during the flight he plucked a news clipping or report seemingly at
    random from the stack and peered at it with a puzzled look. Then he
    tossed it back onto the pile. The sequence repeated every five or 10
    minutes until I understood completely why many in Trump’s orbit believe
    he is dyslexic.

    But if the mass of material was not to be read, what purpose did it serve?

    It was a prop, as much a part of the never-ending Trump Show as the make-believe coat-of-arms he had embossed on each leather seat. The
    mountain of paper showed how very busy and important its owner was.

    This became clear as the candidate began rummaging through the pile for
    various proofs of his own fame and lovability. He dug down about three
    inches to unearth an 8-by-10-inch photograph of the late pop superstar
    Michael Jackson. “Do you know who this is?” he asked improbably. “A very good friend of mine,” he answered himself.

    Later, he reenacted the same performance with a photograph of Muhammad
    Ali. Still later, a picture of boxing promoter Don King. The uproar of
    the day had to do with Trump’s endorsement from Ku Klux Klan leader
    David Duke — and whaddaya know: So many very good Black friends of The
    Donald just happened to surface from the pile.

    Grisham tells us that Trump continued to travel with his unread paper
    props even as he occupied the most powerful position on Earth;
    naturally, he took some piles home with him after his term. I can
    picture him pulling out a sheaf of letters from North Korean dictator
    Kim Jong-Un and asking, Do you know who wrote these? Or waving a morsel
    of gossip about a European leader and challenging his guest to surmise
    the origin of the information.

    Barack Obama wrote me a note, he might say, before returning the proof
    to the pile of paper on which his ego teeters.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/08/30/trump-documents-papers-disorganized/

    TB

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