• The Star Spangled Banner

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jul 4 06:15:59 2022
    The Star Spangled Banner

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

    TB

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Mon Jul 4 12:59:50 2022
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    The Star Spangled Banner

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

    damn. I allege that we should ban assault guitars at the end of the
    day going forward. Then the President should literally invoke the
    Defense Production Act to require assault guitar makers to pivot to
    producing elastomeric masks.

    Meanwhile, The CDC should be given a few billion dollars and not more
    than a fiscal year to conduct a study to determine when and where
    these masks should be worn, and by whom, until every American - and non-American - has easy and free access to an elastomeric mask
    regardless of race, religion, ideology, location, economic status,
    gender identification, ........etc.

    I also strongly suggest that because of her past successes as Czar of
    This and That and Other Things, that Kakala be designated as Czar of
    the National Transitory Transition to Elastomeric Masks. And because
    of the significance of the passage of time, it's important that we get
    right on this no later than the end of the day. Monkeypox is on the
    march, and it won't wait. Neither will the unstoppable advance of the
    devious deviations of the ever-novel Coronavirus.

    After a short period of self-triangulation, I'll have some suggestions
    on the visual metrics of elastomeric masks. I mean, hey. There will
    have to some way - maybe a color scheme - so that when everybody is
    faceless, everybody can determine who's what. You don't, for example,
    want a peaceful protester to be misidentified as a terrorist or a
    common everyday smash-and-grabber........or an innocent citizen to be misidentified as a cop.

    Oh, and by the way, the ever-popular Dr. Fauci should be appointed as
    the national messenger for the efficaciousness of all of this stuff.
    If it should turn out that he got brain fog from his two bouts with
    Covid, he can get his cues from Kakala.

    BTW again, if any of it should go sideways, pear-shaped, off the
    rails, toes-up, or literally fall off the table, a Senate Commission
    can be stood up to blame Trump or Russia.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Mon Jul 4 12:33:49 2022
    On 7/4/2022 11:59 AM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    The Star Spangled Banner

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

    damn. I allege that we should ban assault guitars at the end of the day
    going forward. Then the President should literally invoke the Defense Production Act to require assault guitar makers to pivot to producing elastomeric masks.

    Meanwhile, The CDC should be given a few billion dollars and not more
    than a fiscal year to conduct a study to determine when and where these
    masks should be worn, and by whom, until every American - and
    non-American - has easy and free access to an elastomeric mask
    regardless of race, religion, ideology, location, economic status,
    gender identification, ........etc.

    I also strongly suggest that because of her past successes as Czar of
    This and That and Other Things, that Kakala be designated as Czar of the National Transitory Transition to Elastomeric Masks. And because of the significance of the passage of time, it's important that we get right on
    this no later than the end of the day. Monkeypox is on the march, and it won't wait. Neither will the unstoppable advance of the devious
    deviations of the ever-novel Coronavirus.

    After a short period of self-triangulation, I'll have some suggestions
    on the visual metrics of elastomeric masks. I mean, hey. There will have
    to some way - maybe a color scheme - so that when everybody is faceless, everybody can determine who's what. You don't, for example, want a
    peaceful protester to be misidentified as a terrorist or a common
    everyday smash-and-grabber........or an innocent citizen to be
    misidentified as a cop.

    Oh, and by the way, the ever-popular Dr. Fauci should be appointed as
    the national messenger for the efficaciousness of all of this stuff. If
    it should turn out that he got brain fog from his two bouts with Covid,
    he can get his cues from Kakala.

    BTW again, if any of it should go sideways, pear-shaped, off the rails, toes-up, or literally fall off the table, a Senate Commission can be
    stood up to blame Trump or Russia.


    As bad or worse than some of these pop singers trying to show off their
    pipes. This is not the song for it.

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    One out of three Biden supporters is just as politically misguided as
    the other two.

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