• Re: My Order Is Confirmed!

    From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Wed Jun 22 22:14:02 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 22 18:29:54 2022
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Jun 22 19:25:18 2022
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though one
    can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be able to
    post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and all will be well
    with the world.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Wed Jun 22 22:33:56 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though one
    can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be able to
    post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and all will be
    well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded
    view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going
    forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly deserve?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Thu Jun 23 06:34:52 2022
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though one
    can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be able to
    post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and all will be
    well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded view
    of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going forward,
    you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete view
    of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling such that,
    should she get hot from all the electrons blazing through her darling
    little parts, she won't burn it down.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Thu Jun 23 12:50:32 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though
    one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be
    able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and all
    will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded
    view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going
    forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly
    deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete
    view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling such
    that, should she get hot from all the electrons blazing through her
    darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's far
    enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire Danger
    Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that you'd be
    willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance of the passage
    of time, and if you should fail to respond before my house burns down,
    someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Thu Jun 23 17:15:43 2022
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though
    one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be
    able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and all
    will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded
    view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going
    forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly
    deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete
    view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling such
    that, should she get hot from all the electrons blazing through her
    darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's far
    enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire Danger
    Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that you'd be
    willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance of the passage
    of time, and if you should fail to respond before my house burns down, someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> C'mon,
    folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative infrequency
    and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the day. For a
    hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me it'll need to be at
    least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange goon is ever again
    allowed to run for anything except asylum in North Korea.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Thu Jun 23 20:51:16 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff? >>>>>>

    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed,
    though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I
    will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current
    speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded
    view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going
    forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly
    deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete
    view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling such
    that, should she get hot from all the electrons blazing through her
    darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's far
    enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire Danger
    Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that you'd be
    willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance of the
    passage of time, and if you should fail to respond before my house
    burns down, someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> C'mon,
    folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get online
    including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You will
    receive a separate email when your order ships, typically within 2 weeks. --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.
    I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the
    day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me it'll
    need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange goon is
    ever again allowed to run for anything except asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande from
    south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or stepping in a
    hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Thu Jun 23 20:36:41 2022
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo! >>>>>>>
    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some
    undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical stuff? >>>>>>>

    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, though >>>>>> one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I will be
    able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current speed and
    all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an unimpeded
    view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the day going
    forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you so richly
    deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete
    view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling such
    that, should she get hot from all the electrons blazing through her
    darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's far
    enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire Danger
    Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that you'd be
    willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance of the
    passage of time, and if you should fail to respond before my house
    burns down, someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> C'mon,
    folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You will receive
    a separate email when your order ships, typically within 2 weeks. --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the
    day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me it'll
    need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange goon is
    ever again allowed to run for anything except asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande from
    south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or stepping in a
    hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance he'll
    drown alone.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Fri Jun 24 00:23:37 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo! >>>>>>>>
    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some >>>>>>>> undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical
    stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed,
    though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon
    I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current >>>>>>> speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an
    unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the
    day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you
    so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the
    dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the electrons
    blazing through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's
    far enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire
    Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that
    you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance
    of the passage of time, and if you should fail to respond before
    my house burns down, someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> C'mon,
    folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get online
    including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You will
    receive a separate email when your order ships, typically within 2
    weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the
    day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me it'll
    need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange goon
    is ever again allowed to run for anything except asylum in North
    Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande
    from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or stepping
    in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance he'll
    drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably only
    rarely die from drowning.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Fri Jun 24 18:24:40 2022
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo! >>>>>>>>>
    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at some >>>>>>>>> undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your magical >>>>>>>>> stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed,
    though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon I >>>>>>>> will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my current
    speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an
    unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the
    day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that you >>>>>>> so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly complete >>>>>> view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the dwelling
    such that, should she get hot from all the electrons blazing
    through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's
    literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's far
    enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire
    Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart that
    you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind the significance of
    the passage of time, and if you should fail to respond before my
    house burns down, someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> C'mon,
    folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get online
    including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You will
    receive a separate email when your order ships, typically within 2
    weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the
    day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me it'll
    need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange goon is
    ever again allowed to run for anything except asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande from
    south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or stepping in a
    hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance he'll
    drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably only
    rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo!

    10ms/3.98/0.72

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Fri Jun 24 22:03:16 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee!
    Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at >>>>>>>>>> some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your >>>>>>>>>> magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, >>>>>>>>> though one can never be certain when it comes to minions.
    Soon I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my >>>>>>>>> current speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an
    unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the >>>>>>>> day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that
    you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the
    dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the electrons
    blazing through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down. >>>>>>
    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger.
    Mine's literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think
    that's far enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download
    Speed Fire Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or
    a chart that you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind the
    significance of the passage of time, and if you should fail to
    respond before my house burns down, someone will hold you
    accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face>
    C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get
    online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You
    will receive a separate email when your order ships, typically
    within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15. >>>>

    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of
    the day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me
    it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the
    orange goon is ever again allowed to run for anything except
    asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande
    from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or
    stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance
    he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably only
    rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo!

    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than this:
    Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly near
    the bottom of it.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Fri Jun 24 22:50:49 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at >>>>>>>>>>>> some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your >>>>>>>>>>>> magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, >>>>>>>>>>> though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. >>>>>>>>>>> Soon I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times >>>>>>>>>>> my current speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an
    unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of >>>>>>>>>> the day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics >>>>>>>>>> that you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of
    the dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the
    electrons blazing through her darling little parts, she won't >>>>>>>>> burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger.
    Mine's literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you
    think that's far enough? Have you done the calculus on the
    Download Speed Fire Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a >>>>>>>> formula or a chart that you'd be willing to share with me?
    Keep in mind the significance of the passage of time, and if
    you should fail to respond before my house burns down, someone >>>>>>>> will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face>
    C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get
    online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base.
    You will receive a separate email when your order ships,
    typically within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running
    on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of
    the day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like
    me it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the
    orange goon is ever again allowed to run for anything except
    asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande
    from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or
    stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance
    he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably
    only rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo!

    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than this:
     Â Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly near
    the bottom of it.


    I'm not going to talk about your bottom. But I am reaaaally looking
    forward to the change.

    You might not be able to handle it. Have been practicing looking and
    thinking fast?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Fri Jun 24 19:26:48 2022
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! Yahooooo! >>>>>>>>>>>
    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at >>>>>>>>>>> some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your >>>>>>>>>>> magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, >>>>>>>>>> though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. Soon >>>>>>>>>> I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my
    current speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an
    unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of the >>>>>>>>> day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics that >>>>>>>>> you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the >>>>>>>> dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the electrons
    blazing through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down. >>>>>>>
    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. Mine's >>>>>>> literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think that's
    far enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download Speed Fire >>>>>>> Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula or a chart
    that you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind the
    significance of the passage of time, and if you should fail to
    respond before my house burns down, someone will hold you
    accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face>
    C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get
    online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You
    will receive a separate email when your order ships, typically
    within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of the >>>>>> day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like me
    it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the orange >>>>>> goon is ever again allowed to run for anything except asylum in
    North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande
    from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or
    stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance
    he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably only
    rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo!

    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than this:
     Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly near the bottom of it.


    I'm not going to talk about your bottom. But I am reaaaally looking
    forward to the change.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Sat Jun 25 16:53:09 2022
    On 6/24/2022 9:50 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at >>>>>>>>>>>>> some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your >>>>>>>>>>>>> magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, >>>>>>>>>>>> though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. >>>>>>>>>>>> Soon I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my >>>>>>>>>>>> current speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an >>>>>>>>>>> unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of >>>>>>>>>>> the day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics >>>>>>>>>>> that you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the >>>>>>>>>> dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the electrons >>>>>>>>>> blazing through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down. >>>>>>>>>
    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger.
    Mine's literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think >>>>>>>>> that's far enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download >>>>>>>>> Speed Fire Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula >>>>>>>>> or a chart that you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind >>>>>>>>> the significance of the passage of time, and if you should fail >>>>>>>>> to respond before my house burns down, someone will hold you >>>>>>>>> accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face>
    C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get
    online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You >>>>>>> will receive a separate email when your order ships, typically
    within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running
    on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of >>>>>>>> the day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like >>>>>>>> me it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the >>>>>>>> orange goon is ever again allowed to run for anything except
    asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande >>>>>>> from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or
    stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance
    he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably
    only rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo! >>>>
    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than this:
     Â Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly near
    the bottom of it.


    I'm not going to talk about your bottom. But I am reaaaally looking
    forward to the change.

    You might not be able to handle it. Have been practicing looking and
    thinking fast?


    I don't think he thinks at all, much less fast.

    --
    -
    "Ain't no fuckin' way that whole Siberian Orchestra is trans" -Paul
    "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Mon Jun 27 19:10:54 2022
    On 6/24/2022 7:50 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion at >>>>>>>>>>>>> some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up your >>>>>>>>>>>>> magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers crossed, >>>>>>>>>>>> though one can never be certain when it comes to minions. >>>>>>>>>>>> Soon I will be able to post my nonsense at multiple times my >>>>>>>>>>>> current speed and all will be well with the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an >>>>>>>>>>> unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of >>>>>>>>>>> the day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed metrics >>>>>>>>>>> that you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly
    complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of the >>>>>>>>>> dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the electrons >>>>>>>>>> blazing through her darling little parts, she won't burn it down. >>>>>>>>>
    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger.
    Mine's literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you think >>>>>>>>> that's far enough? Have you done the calculus on the Download >>>>>>>>> Speed Fire Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have a formula >>>>>>>>> or a chart that you'd be willing to share with me? Keep in mind >>>>>>>>> the significance of the passage of time, and if you should fail >>>>>>>>> to respond before my house burns down, someone will hold you >>>>>>>>> accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face>
    C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get
    online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. You >>>>>>> will receive a separate email when your order ships, typically
    within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I was up and running
    on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative
    infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end of >>>>>>>> the day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul like >>>>>>>> me it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet if the >>>>>>>> orange goon is ever again allowed to run for anything except
    asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio Grande >>>>>>> from south to north. If he's worried about getting tired or
    stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is
    currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance
    he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably
    only rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday! Yaaahoooo! >>>>
    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than this:
     Â Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly near
    the bottom of it.


    I'm not going to talk about your bottom. But I am reaaaally looking
    forward to the change.

    You might not be able to handle it. Have been practicing looking and
    thinking fast?


    HawHawHaw! I love, love, love my dishy!

    37/98.7/6.9

    Life in the fast lane. Yahoooo!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Mon Jun 27 23:27:10 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:50 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:50 AM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:33 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/22/2022 7:14 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    Yaaay! My Starlink dishie order is confirmed! Yippee! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yahooooo!

    Does that mean, that as we speak, some Starlink minion >>>>>>>>>>>>>> at some undisclosed location is efficaciously boxing up >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your magical stuff?


    One certainly and fervently hopes so, with fingers
    crossed, though one can never be certain when it comes to >>>>>>>>>>>>> minions. Soon I will be able to post my nonsense at >>>>>>>>>>>>> multiple times my current speed and all will be well with >>>>>>>>>>>>> the world.

    Have you found a place to put it so that it will have an >>>>>>>>>>>> unimpeded view of most of the galaxy so that at the end of >>>>>>>>>>>> the day going forward, you'll get the blazing speed
    metrics that you so richly deserve?


    Yes, I do! Sweet, little Starlinky is gonna have a nearly >>>>>>>>>>> complete view of the universe and will be mounted clear of >>>>>>>>>>> the dwelling such that, should she get hot from all the >>>>>>>>>>> electrons blazing through her darling little parts, she >>>>>>>>>>> won't burn it down.

    damn. I haven't even considered the potential fire danger. >>>>>>>>>> Mine's literally about 6 feet above the roof edge. Do you >>>>>>>>>> think that's far enough? Have you done the calculus on the >>>>>>>>>> Download Speed Fire Danger Tipping Point? If so, do you have >>>>>>>>>> a formula or a chart that you'd be willing to share with me? >>>>>>>>>> Keep in mind the significance of the passage of time, and if >>>>>>>>>> you should fail to respond before my house burns down,
    someone will hold you accountable.

    Ping ms
    28
    Download Mbps
    125.98
    Upload Mbps
    14.04


    My Starlink account says "Order being processed". <sad face> >>>>>>>>> C'mon, folks. Get my Starlinky coming home to me, now!

    I got this Feb 7:
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Order Confirmed
    The Starlink team is preparing your order for delivery.

    Your Starlink Kit will arrive with everything you need to get >>>>>>>> online including your Starlink, WiFi router, cables and base. >>>>>>>> You will receive a separate email when your order ships,
    typically within 2 weeks.
    --------------------------------------------
    Got an email Feb 9 saying order was shipped.

    Hopefully, I'll get that second magic email tomorrow.

     Â I forget when it arrived, but I
    was up and running on Feb 15.


    6 feet is mostly, probably, could be OK, given the relative >>>>>>>>> infrequency and cold, bland nature of your posts at the end >>>>>>>>> of the day. For a hot-blooded, keyboard pounding woke librul >>>>>>>>> like me it'll need to be at least 12 feet. More like 20 feet >>>>>>>>> if the orange goon is ever again allowed to run for anything >>>>>>>>> except asylum in North Korea.

    If Trump needs asylum, all he needs to do is wade the Rio
    Grande from south to north. If he's worried about getting
    tired or stepping in a hole, he can get one of these:
    https://tinyurl.com/4ey8eth2


    Is there still water in the Rio NotSoGrande? The orange goon is >>>>>>> currently up to his neck in personal lawyers. There's no chance >>>>>>> he'll drown alone.

    That's true. Sharks never stop swimming.......and they probably
    only rarely die from drowning.


    Got the shipping notice today. Delivery expected on Monday!
    Yaaahoooo!

    10ms/3.98/0.72

    I've got a feeling that by Wednesday, you'll be doing better than
    this:
     Â Ping ms
    40
    Download Mbps
    32.29
    Upload Mbps
    9.06

    My metrics have been all over the triangle here lately - mostly
    near the bottom of it.


    I'm not going to talk about your bottom. But I am reaaaally looking
    forward to the change.

    You might not be able to handle it. Have been practicing looking and
    thinking fast?


    HawHawHaw! I love, love, love my dishy!

    37/98.7/6.9

    Life in the fast lane. Yahoooo!

    Very good.

    Mine has been all over the place lately, and my average since
    installation has been creeping downward. My first 30 day average was
    102, but the last 30 days is 68. My highest speed was 256 in April.

    Now:
    Download Mbps
    30.87
    Upload Mbps
    10.24
    Ping ms 58 79 92

    If you go here:
    https://starlink.sx/
    and set your home location, how many sats does it say you're seeing?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Tue Jun 28 06:43:23 2022
    On 6/27/2022 8:27 PM, bfh wrote:

    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:

    That site shows it seeing 7 sats - quality 100%.

    31/71.16/8.11

    It's like moving off the old 300 baud modem. I can live with it. So far
    the link has been steady but too short of time running to really know yet.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Tue Jun 28 12:36:51 2022
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/27/2022 8:27 PM, bfh wrote:

    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/24/2022 7:03 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 9:23 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:
    On 6/23/2022 5:51 PM, bfh wrote:
    kmiller wrote:

    That site shows it seeing 7 sats - quality 100%.

    damn. I've never seen 7. Most of the time, it's 4 or 5 - and some of
    those are behind the pine trees. It's just not fair. Launch faster,
    Elon - Cracker Lives Matter, too.
    You lucky bastard.

    31/71.16/8.11

    It's like moving off the old 300 baud modem. I can live with it. So
    far the link has been steady but too short of time running to really
    know yet.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)