https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the researchers
write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min compared to 6–12 months for
a dog) and a reduced cost of training and maintenance (honey and
frozen insects twice a week). Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone, after a training time of about 3-day.â€
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the researchers
write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs because they need an
extremely shorter training time (30 min compared to 6–12 months for >> a dog) and a reduced cost of training and maintenance (honey and
frozen insects twice a week). Our simple conditioning protocol can be
implemented by everyone, after a training time of about 3-day.â€
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All ants
are guaranteed to be ants.
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the researchers
write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of training and maintenance (honey and
frozen insects twice a week). Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone, after a training time of about 3-day.â€
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at mys...@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
On Saturday, March 12, 2022 at 4:46:16 PM UTC-8, bfh wrote:"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,â€
the researchers write. “In some respects, ants surpass
dogs because they need an extremely shorter training time (30
min compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced
cost of training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects
twice a week). Our simple conditioning protocol can be
implemented by everyone, after a training time of about
3-day.â€
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at mys...@myfireants.com.
All ants are guaranteed to be ants.
-- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
Great idea! I'd like to see a film of the collecting, &
packaging, of this new medical product!
On 3/12/2022 4:46 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the
researchers write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs
because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min
compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of >>> training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects twice a week).
Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone,
after a training time of about 3-day.â€Â
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
I was gonna buy a franchise from the new My Fireant Guy (the lucky
bastard) but then I realized that we don't have fireants here. Yet.
And with the cost of fuel and delays in shipping... well, it just
doesn't compute. Damn. I was gonna be rich...
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the researchers
write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs because they need an
extremely shorter training time (30 min compared to 6–12 months for >> a dog) and a reduced cost of training and maintenance (honey and
frozen insects twice a week). Our simple conditioning protocol can be
implemented by everyone, after a training time of about 3-day.â€
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All ants
are guaranteed to be ants.
bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:Ya but are they fire ants or piss ants?
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the
researchers write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs
because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min
compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of >>> training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects twice a week).
Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone,
after a training time of about 3-day.â€Â
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
Frank Howell wrote:
bfh wrote:Hey. I said fireants and I meant fireants. If they were pissants, I
Technobarbarian wrote:Ya but are they fire ants or piss ants?
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the
researchers write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs >>>> because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min
compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of >>>> training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects twice a week).
Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone,
after a training time of about 3-day.â€Â
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
would have said pissants.........but if you want pissants, I've got some
of those, too. How about some carpenter ants? I think I know where a
bunch of them are.
kmiller wrote:
On 3/12/2022 4:46 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs – the most studied
bio-detectors – in terms of detection abilities,†the
researchers write. “In some respects, ants surpass dogs >>>> because they need an extremely shorter training time (30 min
compared to 6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of >>>> training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects twice a week).
Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone,
after a training time of about 3-day.â€Â
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
I was gonna buy a franchise from the new My Fireant Guy (the lucky
bastard) but then I realized that we don't have fireants here. Yet.
And with the cost of fuel and delays in shipping... well, it just
doesn't compute. Damn. I was gonna be rich...
I was going to post my latest Starlink stats for you, but they were too embarrassing. I think Putin is messing with the sats.
As to being fireantless, just be patient - global warming will bring
them to you.
On 3/12/2022 7:21 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 3/12/2022 4:46 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
Hey. Wanna buy some fireants? Buy one, get one free with a bonus
https://newatlas.com/science/cancer-sniffing-ants-accurate-as-dogs/
"“Ants are thus equivalent to dogs >>>>> – the most studied bio-detectors >>>>> – in terms of detection
abilities,†the researchers write.
“In some respects, ants surpass dogs because they
need an extremely shorter training time (30 min compared to
6–12 months for a dog) and a reduced cost of
training and maintenance (honey and frozen insects twice a week).
Our simple conditioning protocol can be implemented by everyone,
after a training time of about 3-day.†>>>>
discount on 1000 or more. Email Mike at myself@myfireants.com. All
ants are guaranteed to be ants.
I was gonna buy a franchise from the new My Fireant Guy (the lucky
bastard) but then I realized that we don't have fireants here. Yet.
And with the cost of fuel and delays in shipping... well, it just
doesn't compute. Damn. I was gonna be rich...
I was going to post my latest Starlink stats for you, but they were
too embarrassing. I think Putin is messing with the sats.
As to being fireantless, just be patient - global warming will bring
them to you.
I thought you guys said there wasn't any global warming. You guys flip
more times than the orange goon golfs!
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