Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the US,
an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to stop
these children from running rampant in American freezers before it's
too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our duty to
cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."
kmiller wrote:
Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the US,
an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to stop
these children from running rampant in American freezers before it's
too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our duty to
cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."
In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even as I
sip it?
On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the
US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to
stop these children from running rampant in American freezers
before it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and
it's our duty to cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in
ice cubes."
In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even
as I sip it?
Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...
kmiller wrote:
On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the
US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to
stop these children from running rampant in American freezers before
it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our
duty to cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."
In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even as
I sip it?
Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...
No children yet, but when love bugs are in season, they fly into my
Kraken and drownicate. Google says they are attracted to Coca-Cola, but there's no Coke in my rum. I allege that the damthings are just rummies.
On 3/1/2024 12:40 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol
when they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico
into the US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever
we can to stop these children from running rampant in American
freezers before it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has
spoken and it's our duty to cool the influx of immigrant children
hiding in ice cubes."
In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even
as I sip it?
Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...
No children yet, but when love bugs are in season, they fly into my
Kraken and drownicate. Google says they are attracted to Coca-Cola,
but there's no Coke in my rum. I allege that the damthings are just
rummies.
Maybe they're pirate bugs.
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