• Spaghetti

    From bfh@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jan 23 20:04:55 2024
    I have a new definition of spaghetti:
    The wiring behind my desk.
    Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and
    the desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at this
    current point in the passage of time. However comma my native very
    very high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained by
    uttering very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to get
    the intended job done faster than in all of history.....more or less.
    The spinach I had for supper probably helped, too.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to bfh on Tue Jan 23 18:40:31 2024
    On 1/23/2024 5:04 PM, bfh wrote:
    I have a new definition of spaghetti:
    The wiring behind my desk.
    Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and the
    desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at this
    current point in the passage of time. However comma my native very very
    high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained by uttering
    very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to get the intended
    job done faster than in all of history.....more or less. The spinach I
    had for supper probably helped, too.


    Secret quantum laws dictate that cables tangle in an exponentially
    diverse relationship determined by numerous factors such as: number of
    cables, size of cables, type of cables, importance of cables, difficulty
    of reaching cables, length of time cables have existed in their spatial orientation and whether or not they were paid for by Mexico.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to kmiller on Tue Jan 23 22:02:14 2024
    kmiller wrote:
    On 1/23/2024 5:04 PM, bfh wrote:
    I have a new definition of spaghetti:
    The wiring behind my desk.
    Most of which is mumbledammumble .83 inches beyond my reach.....and
    the desk is virtually and literally, like, you know, immovable at
    this current point in the passage of time. However comma my native
    very very high Southern gumption, assisted by an increase obtained
    by uttering very very secret and powerful cusswords, allowed me to
    get the intended job done faster than in all of history.....more or
    less. The spinach I had for supper probably helped, too.


    Secret quantum laws dictate that cables tangle in an exponentially
    diverse relationship determined by numerous factors such as: number of cables, size of cables, type of cables, importance of cables,
    difficulty of reaching cables, length of time cables have existed in
    their spatial orientation and whether or not they were paid for by
    Mexico.

    I paid for 'em myownself, and they were most likely made in China. I
    doubt that either Mexico or Trump had any involvement......unless they
    were smuggled over the river and sold on the black Walmarket.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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