• Couldn't pass this up

    From bfh@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jan 18 23:13:12 2024
    Reading a novel, and ran across this: --------------------------------------------------------------
    ...
    Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
    was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
    ...
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Fri Jan 19 15:10:09 2024
    bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
    Reading a novel, and ran across this: --------------------------------------------------------------
    ...
    Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
    was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
    ...
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?


    I don’t know about a skate board but a “man” bun is a definite possibility.

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Fri Jan 19 17:37:08 2024
    Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...

    Reading a novel, and ran across this:
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    ...
    Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
    was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
    ...
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?

    I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus
    is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any
    of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys promise to tell you all about it.

    "Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
    Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate orgasms & the power of prostate play.

    Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
    course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
    need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.

    Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
    proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"

    https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/? coupon_code=TIPS

    TB


    Only you would know where to find something like that. Once a pervert…

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to George.Anthony on Fri Jan 19 13:19:36 2024
    George.Anthony wrote:
    Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...

    Reading a novel, and ran across this:
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    ...
    Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
    was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
    ...
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?

    I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus
    is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any
    of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys
    promise to tell you all about it.

    "Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
    Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate
    orgasms & the power of prostate play.

    Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
    course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
    need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.

    Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are
    demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
    proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"

    https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/?
    coupon_code=TIPS

    TB


    Only you would know where to find something like that. Once a pervert…

    Not only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all
    very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought
    a Portlander could explain that.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Fri Jan 19 14:11:38 2024
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <Y2zqN.78120$m4d.60897@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...

    George.Anthony wrote:
    Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says... >>>>>
    Reading a novel, and ran across this:
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    ...
    Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
    was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard >>>>> in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
    ...
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?

    I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus >>>> is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any >>>> of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys >>>> promise to tell you all about it.

    "Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
    Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate >>>> orgasms & the power of prostate play.

    Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
    course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
    need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.

    Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are
    demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
    proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"

    https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/?
    coupon_code=TIPS

    TB


    Only you would know where to find something like that. Once a pervert� >>>
    Not only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all
    very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought
    a Portlander could explain that.

    It's your book. I have no idea who Virgil is or what he wants.

    I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
    character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
    wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
    but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
    surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on Quora.com?

    This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more
    than one version of this:

    "Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
    The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at
    how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!"

    The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
    engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can invent!"

    The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
    engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""

    That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
    cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
    like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Fri Jan 19 19:47:11 2024
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
    character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
    wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
    but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
    surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
    Quora.com?

    This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more >>> than one version of this:

    "Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
    The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at >>> how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!" >>>
    The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
    engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can >>> invent!"

    The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
    engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""

    That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
    cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
    like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.


    The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
    butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
    world?

    I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from
    those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
    but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
    only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a Portlander could explain that."

    I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
    explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
    it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
    down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.

    "Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton."

    If you couldn't figure that out - as a joke, and a poke at Portlanders
    - then you're not nearly as perceptive as I used to think you were. It
    also confirms that you have almost no sense of humor - except maybe
    when you're self-amusing yourself.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Fri Jan 19 20:39:37 2024
    On 1/19/2024 6:21 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
    character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
    wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
    but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
    surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
    Quora.com?

    This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more >>> than one version of this:

    "Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
    The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at >>> how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!" >>>
    The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
    engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can >>> invent!"

    The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
    engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""

    That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
    cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
    like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.


    The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never claimed to be a mind reader.

    Bwah hah hah, haw haw haw, snicker snicker, snort snort. You claim to
    read my mind with most of your inane posts. You suck at it but you
    certainly try.

    You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
    butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
    world?

    I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from
    those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
    but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
    only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a Portlander could explain that."

    I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
    explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
    it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
    down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.

    TB

    --
    "There are none so blind as liberals who will not see"

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Fri Jan 19 20:42:26 2024
    On 1/19/2024 6:47 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
    character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
    wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
    but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
    surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
    Quora.com?

           This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is >>>> more
    than one version of this:

    "Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is >>>> The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer.
    Look at
    how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements
    are!"

    The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
    engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we
    can
    invent!"

    The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
    engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""

    That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
    cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
    like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.


            The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never
    claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
    butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
    world?

           I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from >> those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
    but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
    only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very
    natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a
    Portlander could explain that."

           I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
    explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
    it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
    down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.

    "Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton."

    If you couldn't figure that out - as a joke, and a poke at Portlanders -
    then you're not nearly as perceptive as I used to think you were.

    Did you ever really think he was perceptive?


    It also confirms that you have almost no sense of humor - except maybe when you're self-amusing yourself.

    I think you meant self-pleasuring himself. Or maybe that's what you were referring to.


    --
    "There are none so blind as liberals who will not see"

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to George.Anthony on Fri Jan 19 22:24:40 2024
    George.Anthony wrote:
    On 1/19/2024 6:47 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
    character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
    wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
    but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
    surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of
    time on
    Quora.com?

           This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure
    there is more
    than one version of this:

    "Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer
    God is
    The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer.
    Look at
    how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our
    movements are!"

    The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
    engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything
    we can
    invent!"

    The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil >>>>> engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""

    That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
    cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
    like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.


            The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and
    I have never
    claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
    butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
    world?

           I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the
    world from
    those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
    but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
    only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all
    very
    natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a
    Portlander could explain that."

           I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had
    already
    explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and
    interest in
    it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your
    question
    down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.

    "Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
    in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
    natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton."

    If you couldn't figure that out - as a joke, and a poke at
    Portlanders - then you're not nearly as perceptive as I used to
    think you were.

    Did you ever really think he was perceptive?


    It also confirms that you have almost no sense of humor - except
    maybe when you're self-amusing yourself.

    I think you meant self-pleasuring himself. Or maybe that's what you
    were referring to.

    No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
    He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From kmiller@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Sun Jan 21 18:48:06 2024
    On 1/20/2024 3:16 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
    He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement.


    The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit it.

    TB

    That's only one reason. The other is retrumplicanism. Which you ain't got.

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  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Mon Jan 22 19:29:14 2024
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <xaGcnTP55uD4SjD4nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com>, i09172 @removethisspamblockerstuff-yahoo.com says...

    On 1/20/2024 3:16 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
    No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
    He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement. >>>>

    The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit it. >>>
    TB

    That's only one reason. The other is retrumplicanism. Which you ain't got.

    Thank you, I was only thinking in terms of the things being
    discussed in this thread. Even there I missed a point. Unlike those
    dweebs I know when I'm being trolled and I know when I'm trolling. I
    told bfh " I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply." He obviously knows
    what my most usual disclaimer is because he has been talking about half
    of it. Even with all of that, here on RORT where the posts are around
    90% trolls, he still thinks I was doing something other than trolling
    the trolls.

    Anal sex is ideal material for trolling the trolls. Big box stores sometimes get small groups of teenage boys who like to go trolling by
    asking female employees for advice about personal lubricants. My wife
    knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Personal lubricants just happens to be
    one of them. So she likes to go into a lot of details and ask questions
    about what they want it for. She likes to explain the differences in the types of lubes and why certain lubricants are better for anal sex. I
    don't think she sold anything that way, but she thought it was a lot of
    fun. bfh reminds me of those boys.

    A $200 course on prostrate massage should have been his first clue.

    I allege that trolling the trolls is what has made me the troll I
    am today.

    As always, I participate here for my own amazement and amusement.

    sigh.

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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  • From George.Anthony@21:1/5 to bfh on Mon Jan 22 19:12:40 2024
    On 1/22/2024 6:29 PM, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <xaGcnTP55uD4SjD4nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com>, i09172
    @removethisspamblockerstuff-yahoo.com says...

    On 1/20/2024 3:16 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
    In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says... >>>>> No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
    He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement. >>>>>

           The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit >>>> it.

    TB

    That's only one reason. The other is retrumplicanism. Which you ain't
    got.

          Thank you, I was only thinking in terms of the things being
    discussed in this thread. Even there I missed a point. Unlike those
    dweebs I know when I'm being trolled and I know when I'm trolling. I
    told bfh " I *might* have a logical answer
    for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply." He obviously knows
    what my most usual disclaimer is because he has been talking about half
    of it. Even with all of that, here on RORT where the posts are around
    90% trolls, he still thinks I was doing something other than trolling
    the trolls.

           Anal sex is ideal material for trolling the trolls. Big box stores
    sometimes get small groups of teenage boys who like to go trolling by
    asking female employees for advice about personal lubricants. My wife
    knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Personal lubricants just happens to be
    one of them. So she likes to go into a lot of details and ask questions
    about what they want it for. She likes to explain the differences in the
    types of lubes and why certain lubricants are better for anal sex. I
    don't think she sold anything that way, but she thought it was a lot of
    fun. bfh reminds me of those boys.

          A $200 course on prostrate massage should have been his first clue.

          I allege that trolling the trolls is what has made me the troll I >> am today.

          As always, I participate here for my own amazement and amusement.

    sigh.


    He has himself convinced but not the rest of us.
    --
    "There are none so blind as liberals who will not see"

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