Reading a novel, and ran across this: --------------------------------------------------------------
...
Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
...
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Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?
In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
Reading a novel, and ran across this:
--------------------------------------------------------------
...
Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?
I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus
is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any
of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys promise to tell you all about it.
"Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate orgasms & the power of prostate play.
Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.
Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"
https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/? coupon_code=TIPS
TB
Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:
In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
Reading a novel, and ran across this:
--------------------------------------------------------------
...
Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?
I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus
is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any
of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys
promise to tell you all about it.
"Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate
orgasms & the power of prostate play.
Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.
Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are
demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"
https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/?
coupon_code=TIPS
TB
Only you would know where to find something like that. Once a pervert…
In article <Y2zqN.78120$m4d.60897@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
George.Anthony wrote:
Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:Not only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all
In article <sFmqN.308451$p%Mb.18685@fx15.iad>, redydog@rye.net says... >>>>>
Reading a novel, and ran across this:
--------------------------------------------------------------
...
Virgil hung up. Anal butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell
was happening in the world? Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard >>>>> in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton.
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hey TB! You got a skateboard.............or a man bun?
I am not surprised by your interest in anal stimulation. The anus >>>> is one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. I don't have any >>>> of those things and can't help you much. For less than $200 these guys >>>> promise to tell you all about it.
"Do You Want to Unlock The Power of Prostate Orgasms?
Since 2006, we've been teaching folks about prostate massage, prostate >>>> orgasms & the power of prostate play.
Are you ready to unlock this incredible new sexual experience? This
course is for you! We share all the erotic knowledge and know-how you
need to enjoy prostate play, on your own terms.
Hit "play" below for a peek into this course - all techniques are
demonstrated on a lifelike replica so you can focus on learning our
proven techniques for prostate pleasure!"
https://pleasuremechanics.teachable.com/p/prostate-massage-mastery/?
coupon_code=TIPS
TB
Only you would know where to find something like that. Once a pervert� >>>
very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought
a Portlander could explain that.
It's your book. I have no idea who Virgil is or what he wants.
This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more
than one version of this:
"Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at
how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!"
The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can invent!"
The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""
In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
Quora.com?
This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more >>> than one version of this:
"Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at >>> how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!" >>>
The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can >>> invent!"
The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""
That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
world?
I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from
those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a Portlander could explain that."
I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.
In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
Quora.com?
This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is more >>> than one version of this:
"Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is
The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at >>> how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements are!" >>>
The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we can >>> invent!"
The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""
That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never claimed to be a mind reader.
butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
world?
I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from
those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a Portlander could explain that."
I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.
TB
Technobarbarian wrote:
In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of time on
Quora.com?
This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure there is >>>> more
than one version of this:
"Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer God is >>>> The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer.
Look at
how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our movements
are!"
The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything we
can
invent!"
The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil
engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""
That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and I have never
claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
world?
I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the world from >> those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all very
natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a
Portlander could explain that."
I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had already
explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and interest in
it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your question
down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.
"Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton."
If you couldn't figure that out - as a joke, and a poke at Portlanders -
then you're not nearly as perceptive as I used to think you were.
It also confirms that you have almost no sense of humor - except maybe when you're self-amusing yourself.
On 1/19/2024 6:47 PM, bfh wrote:
Technobarbarian wrote:
In article <LPzqN.78121$m4d.26105@fx43.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
I told you it was a novel, which tells you that Virgil is fictional
character in a book of fiction. I also told you what he fictionally
wanted, which means you could justifiably give a fictional response,
but instead, you factually dodged the main issue - which is not
surprising. Do you spend a statistically significant amount of
time on
Quora.com?
      This discussion reminded me of an old joke. I'm sure
there is more
than one version of this:
"Three engineers are trying to figure out what sort of engineer
God is
The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer.
Look at
how perfectly our joints are assembled and how fluid our
movements are!"
The electrical engineer says "Not at all, God must be an electrical
engineer. The bio-electric processes in our brain exceed anything
we can
invent!"
The civil engineer says "No, you're both wrong. Who else but a civil >>>>> engineer would run a sewer line trough a recreational area?""
That's a good joke, but it assumes that God is not just an AI in a
cloud, and running a sewer line through a recreational area sounds
like something the AIs of my recent experience would do.
--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
       The main issue? Dude! You are all over the place and
I have never
claimed to be a mind reader. You start out with: "Virgil hung up. Anal
butt plug and prostate vibrator? What the hell was happening in the
world?
      I'm supposed to figure out what's happening in the
world from
those clues. I'm taking a wild guess that Virgil owned that equipment,
but I have no idea what he was doing with it. Then you jump to: "Not
only that, but I allege that Virgil wanted to know "how it was all
very
natural and healthy", not where to get the equipment, and thought a
Portlander could explain that."
      I have no idea how you made that mental leap. I had
already
explained that this is a very sensitive part of the body and
interest in
it is not surprising. I don't know. Maybe if you could pin your
question
down and explain it in plain English, I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply.
"Somebody with a man bun and a skateboard
in Portland, Oregon, might be able to explain how it was all very
natural and healthy, but he wouldn't find that guy in Trippton."
If you couldn't figure that out - as a joke, and a poke at
Portlanders - then you're not nearly as perceptive as I used to
think you were.
Did you ever really think he was perceptive?
It also confirms that you have almost no sense of humor - except
maybe when you're self-amusing yourself.
I think you meant self-pleasuring himself. Or maybe that's what you
were referring to.
In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement.
The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit it.
TB
In article <xaGcnTP55uD4SjD4nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com>, i09172 @removethisspamblockerstuff-yahoo.com says...
On 1/20/2024 3:16 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says...
No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement. >>>>
The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit it. >>>
TB
That's only one reason. The other is retrumplicanism. Which you ain't got.
Thank you, I was only thinking in terms of the things being
discussed in this thread. Even there I missed a point. Unlike those
dweebs I know when I'm being trolled and I know when I'm trolling. I
told bfh " I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply." He obviously knows
what my most usual disclaimer is because he has been talking about half
of it. Even with all of that, here on RORT where the posts are around
90% trolls, he still thinks I was doing something other than trolling
the trolls.
Anal sex is ideal material for trolling the trolls. Big box stores sometimes get small groups of teenage boys who like to go trolling by
asking female employees for advice about personal lubricants. My wife
knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Personal lubricants just happens to be
one of them. So she likes to go into a lot of details and ask questions
about what they want it for. She likes to explain the differences in the types of lubes and why certain lubricants are better for anal sex. I
don't think she sold anything that way, but she thought it was a lot of
fun. bfh reminds me of those boys.
A $200 course on prostrate massage should have been his first clue.
I allege that trolling the trolls is what has made me the troll I
am today.
As always, I participate here for my own amazement and amusement.
Technobarbarian wrote:
In article <xaGcnTP55uD4SjD4nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com>, i09172
@removethisspamblockerstuff-yahoo.com says...
On 1/20/2024 3:16 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
In article <Y1HqN.75932$CYpe.59565@fx40.iad>, redydog@rye.net says... >>>>> No, I didn't want say something that might be factually incorrect.
He's already admitted a number of times that he's into self-amusement. >>>>>
The only difference between me and you trolls is that I admit >>>> it.
TB
That's only one reason. The other is retrumplicanism. Which you ain't
got.
Thank you, I was only thinking in terms of the things being
discussed in this thread. Even there I missed a point. Unlike those
dweebs I know when I'm being trolled and I know when I'm trolling. I
told bfh " I *might* have a logical answer
for you. Or maybe not. The usual disclaimers apply." He obviously knows
what my most usual disclaimer is because he has been talking about half
of it. Even with all of that, here on RORT where the posts are around
90% trolls, he still thinks I was doing something other than trolling
the trolls.
Anal sex is ideal material for trolling the trolls. Big box stores
sometimes get small groups of teenage boys who like to go trolling by
asking female employees for advice about personal lubricants. My wife
knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Personal lubricants just happens to be
one of them. So she likes to go into a lot of details and ask questions
about what they want it for. She likes to explain the differences in the
types of lubes and why certain lubricants are better for anal sex. I
don't think she sold anything that way, but she thought it was a lot of
fun. bfh reminds me of those boys.
A $200 course on prostrate massage should have been his first clue.
I allege that trolling the trolls is what has made me the troll I >> am today.
As always, I participate here for my own amazement and amusement.
sigh.
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