"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant
But we don’t think it is.from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes
In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.teenage boys.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s “accountability software” that men can use, and also
“You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so we’ve been doing that.”week to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card every
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!” said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
TB
On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant
from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)But we don’t think it is.
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes
teenage boys.In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s “accountability software” that men can use, and also
every week to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.“You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so we’ve been doing that.”
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!” said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
The things some people worry about.
TB
On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant
from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
But we don’t think it is.
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes
teenage boys.
In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s “accountability software” that men can use, and also
every week to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
“You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so we’ve been doing that.”
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card
subscriptions.[5] Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner prohibited by Google.[1]"The things some people worry about.
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!” said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
TB
There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
"Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_softwareyou need to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!" You can't defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All
TB
On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:
On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’sThe things some people worry about.
No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let
us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike
Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his
teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is
fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
But we don’t think it is.
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s
been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new
speaker discussing this product he says his household has been
using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from
this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist
Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is
Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been
usin’ a long time in our household.†He says he learned about
it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s >>>> “accountability software†that men can use, and also teenage >>>> boys.
“You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so
we’ve been doing that.â€
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in >>>> bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching
“Seventh Heaven†reruns. And it sends a report card every week
to your “accountability partner†— big thing in evangelical
circles, having “accountability partners†— to tell them how
much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this
video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!â€
said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to
correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
TB
There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying >> $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and
all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
"Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly
US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5]
Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner
prohibited by Google.[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It
blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without
permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!" You can't
defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All you need
to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected
with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
TB
Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?
kmiller wrote:
On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote: >>>> On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’sThe things some people worry about.
No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us
be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike
Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his
teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is
fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
But we don’t think it is.
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s
been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker >>>>> discussing this product he says his household has been using for
many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from this
long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church
in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern
Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’
a long time in our household.†He says he learned about it at
Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s
“accountability software†that men can use, and also teenage boys.
“You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so
we’ve been doing that.â€
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in >>>>> bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching
“Seventh Heaven†reruns. And it sends a report card every week
to your “accountability partner†— big thing in evangelical
circles, having “accountability partners†— to tell them how
much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video,
was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!â€
said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to
correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
TB
There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying >>> $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and
all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
"Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly US
$4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5] Following a
Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner
prohibited by Google.[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It
blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without permission
from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!" You can't defeat it.
I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All you need to get
around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected with it.
Bwah, haw, haw.
TB
Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?
I allege that efficacious anti-masturbation efforts will lead to a statistically significant increase in the unfettered screwing of
anything with a pulse.
On 11/4/2023 7:57 PM, bfh wrote:
kmiller wrote:
On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller >>>> wrote:
On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
"Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’sThe things some people worry about.
No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
Uhhhh.
EVAN HURST
NOV 1, 2023
There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let
us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker
Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with
his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant
Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination. >>>>>>
But we don’t think it is.
Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven  >>>>>> who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson >>>>>>  of the new speaker discussing this product he says his
household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE:
The clip comes from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded
by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr.
Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his
church.)
In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve
been usin’ a long time in our household.†He says
he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He
explains that it’s “accountability softwareâ€Â
that men can use, and also teenage boys.
“You might want to think about doing this with your sons,
so we’ve been doing that.â€Â
What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you
get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while
watching “Seventh Heaven†reruns. And it sends a
report card every week to your “accountability
partner† big thing in evangelical circles, having
“accountability partners† to tell them how
much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
accountability partner immediately.
And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this
video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
“I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a
clean slate!†said Johnson.
The video must have been last year or so, because according to
correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
[snip]
https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
"Struggling to quit watching porn?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
experience victory over porn."
https://www.covenanteyes.com/
TB
      There's gold in them thar' hills. People are >>>> currently paying $17 a month for this service. But, that includes
up to 10 users and all your devices. So, you can have quite the
personal spyware network.
"Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly
US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5]
Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a
manner prohibited by Google.[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
       This thing works by using AI to analyze screen
shots. It blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it
without permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!"Â
You can't defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager.
All you need to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't
been infected with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
TB
Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?
I allege that efficacious anti-masturbation efforts will lead to a
statistically significant increase in the unfettered screwing of
anything with a pulse.
There is every possibility I will agree with you once I run your
statement through the AI demystifying, worditious shrinking, re-bafflegabbering software. Until then, I reserve the right to
prepare a defense.
| Sysop: | Keyop |
|---|---|
| Location: | Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, UK |
| Users: | 297 |
| Nodes: | 16 (2 / 14) |
| Uptime: | 98:56:22 |
| Calls: | 6,659 |
| Calls today: | 1 |
| Files: | 12,208 |
| Messages: | 5,334,668 |