• Re: A few dark humor jokes

    From C. Brown@21:1/5 to Peeler on Mon Oct 16 05:22:24 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, rec.sport.tennis, talk.politics.guns

    Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid> wrote in news:a67oiitq6ofj38ul3dc39r9ef5v07381v1@4ax.com:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.

    What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
    A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
    Cut the rope.

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  • From Peeler@21:1/5 to cbrown@ghettos.com on Mon Oct 16 12:53:17 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, rec.sport.tennis, talk.politics.guns

    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:22:24 +0200 (CEST), "C. Brown"
    <cbrown@ghettos.com> wrote:

    Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid> wrote in >news:a67oiitq6ofj38ul3dc39r9ef5v07381v1@4ax.com:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.

    What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
    A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
    Cut the rope.

    LOL!!!!!

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