• Crabbing Trip Report

    From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 11 03:22:18 2023
    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I caught 8 nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We stayed at the Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park is just a parking lot with hookups and picnic tables, but it's just
    a short walk from there to one of my favorite crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature males molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3 months. Until then the meat is soft and watery. The commercial season won't start until later in the year when the crabs have
    filled out and are consistently firm. Our commercial crab fleet is very efficient. They will catch 90% of the season's total in 6 weeks. The commercial season runs into summer and ends before the males start molting again. After the first 6 weeks most of
    the boats switch over to more lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all year round, the best time of year is from September when the males are firming up, until the commercial season starts. About half of my crabs were pretty well filled out and the other half
    was mostly filled out. The softer crabs will be suitable for crab dip and soup and such. The firmer crabs are great for eating right out of the shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin version of creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park. If the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor clams, which is another one of my favorite foods. If it's stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and watch the ocean. Maybe
    do a little beach combing between weather fronts.

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Oct 11 07:29:26 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I caught 8
    nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We stayed at the
    Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park is just a parking
    lot with hookups and picnic tables, but it's just a short walk from
    there to one of my favorite crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature males
    molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3 months. Until
    then the meat is soft and watery. The commercial season won't start
    until later in the year when the crabs have filled out and are
    consistently firm. Our commercial crab fleet is very efficient.
    They will catch 90% of the season's total in 6 weeks. The
    commercial season runs into summer and ends before the males start
    molting again. After the first 6 weeks most of the boats switch
    over to more lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all year
    round, the best time of year is from September when the males are
    firming up, until the commercial season starts. About half of my
    crabs were pretty well filled out and the other half was mostly
    filled out. The softer crabs will be suitable for crab dip and soup
    and such. The firmer crabs are great for eating right out of the
    shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin version of
    creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park. If
    the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor clams, which
    is another one of my favorite foods. If it's stormy we'll sit back
    somewhere comfortable and watch the ocean. Maybe do a little beach
    combing between weather fronts.

    Do you have to have signs there that say:
    WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED
    by
    OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE
    COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Oct 11 08:16:46 2023
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:29:31 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I caught 8
    nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We stayed at the
    Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park is just a parking
    lot with hookups and picnic tables, but it's just a short walk from
    there to one of my favorite crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature males
    molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3 months. Until
    then the meat is soft and watery. The commercial season won't start
    until later in the year when the crabs have filled out and are consistently firm. Our commercial crab fleet is very efficient.
    They will catch 90% of the season's total in 6 weeks. The
    commercial season runs into summer and ends before the males start
    molting again. After the first 6 weeks most of the boats switch
    over to more lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all year
    round, the best time of year is from September when the males are
    firming up, until the commercial season starts. About half of my
    crabs were pretty well filled out and the other half was mostly
    filled out. The softer crabs will be suitable for crab dip and soup
    and such. The firmer crabs are great for eating right out of the
    shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin version of
    creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park. If
    the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor clams, which
    is another one of my favorite foods. If it's stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and watch the ocean. Maybe do a little beach
    combing between weather fronts.
    Do you have to have signs there that say:
    WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED
    by
    OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE
    COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Ya' know, the signs on the dock say all sorts of things, and there are signs all over the coast, but I haven't seen any warning signs for hemophiliacs. I don't think anyone wants to prosecute people for a medical condition and I suspect that most
    of the living hemophiliacs are smart enough to figure this problem out for themselves. I haven't met anyone out crabbing who said they were a hemophiliac. OTOH the odds are that some of the folks who are out crabbing are using blood thinners. One of the
    guys I met on the dock said he was 80 years old. On this trip I only bled a very small amount.

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Oct 11 12:46:02 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 8:16:48 AM UTC-7,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:29:31 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I
    caught 8 nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We
    stayed at the Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park
    is just a parking lot with hookups and picnic tables, but
    it's just a short walk from there to one of my favorite
    crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature
    males molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3
    months. Until then the meat is soft and watery. The
    commercial season won't start until later in the year when
    the crabs have filled out and are consistently firm. Our
    commercial crab fleet is very efficient. They will catch 90%
    of the season's total in 6 weeks. The commercial season runs
    into summer and ends before the males start molting again.
    After the first 6 weeks most of the boats switch over to more
    lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all
    year round, the best time of year is from September when the
    males are firming up, until the commercial season starts.
    About half of my crabs were pretty well filled out and the
    other half was mostly filled out. The softer crabs will be
    suitable for crab dip and soup and such. The firmer crabs are
    great for eating right out of the shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin
    version of creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the
    flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park.
    If the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor
    clams, which is another one of my favorite foods. If it's
    stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and watch the
    ocean. Maybe do a little beach combing between weather
    fronts.
    Do you have to have signs there that say: WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED by OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
    Ya' know, the signs on the dock say all sorts of things, and
    there are signs all over the coast, but I haven't seen any
    warning signs for hemophiliacs. I don't think anyone wants to
    prosecute people for a medical condition and I suspect that most
    of the living hemophiliacs are smart enough to figure this
    problem out for themselves. I haven't met anyone out crabbing who
    said they were a hemophiliac. OTOH the odds are that some of the
    folks who are out crabbing are using blood thinners. One of the
    guys I met on the dock said he was 80 years old. On this trip I
    only bled a very small amount.

    TB

    They aren't common, but I have seen people using crab tongs. I
    generally don't ask strangers about their medical condition because
    medical conditions are like assholes. Everyone has one. It is
    possible that some folks were using crab tongs because of a medical condition.

    https://www.amazon.com/Eagle-Claw-10160-006-Crab-Tongs/dp/B003ZZ8X7E/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=crab+tongs&qid=1697040731&sr=8-7

    Probably should check with the OPRD or the CPSC to see if using crab
    tongs off-label for razor clams is approved. Follow the science.


    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Oct 11 09:18:31 2023
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 8:16:48 AM UTC-7, Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:29:31 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I caught 8
    nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We stayed at the Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park is just a parking
    lot with hookups and picnic tables, but it's just a short walk from there to one of my favorite crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature males
    molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3 months. Until
    then the meat is soft and watery. The commercial season won't start until later in the year when the crabs have filled out and are consistently firm. Our commercial crab fleet is very efficient.
    They will catch 90% of the season's total in 6 weeks. The
    commercial season runs into summer and ends before the males start molting again. After the first 6 weeks most of the boats switch
    over to more lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all year
    round, the best time of year is from September when the males are firming up, until the commercial season starts. About half of my
    crabs were pretty well filled out and the other half was mostly
    filled out. The softer crabs will be suitable for crab dip and soup
    and such. The firmer crabs are great for eating right out of the
    shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin version of creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park. If
    the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor clams, which
    is another one of my favorite foods. If it's stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and watch the ocean. Maybe do a little beach combing between weather fronts.
    Do you have to have signs there that say:
    WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED
    by
    OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE
    COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
    Ya' know, the signs on the dock say all sorts of things, and there are signs all over the coast, but I haven't seen any warning signs for hemophiliacs. I don't think anyone wants to prosecute people for a medical condition and I suspect that most of
    the living hemophiliacs are smart enough to figure this problem out for themselves. I haven't met anyone out crabbing who said they were a hemophiliac. OTOH the odds are that some of the folks who are out crabbing are using blood thinners. One of the
    guys I met on the dock said he was 80 years old. On this trip I only bled a very small amount.

    TB

    They aren't common, but I have seen people using crab tongs. I generally don't ask strangers about their medical condition because medical conditions are like assholes. Everyone has one. It is possible that some folks were using crab tongs because
    of a medical condition.

    https://www.amazon.com/Eagle-Claw-10160-006-Crab-Tongs/dp/B003ZZ8X7E/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=crab+tongs&qid=1697040731&sr=8-7

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Oct 11 12:07:55 2023
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 8:16:48 AM UTC-7,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:29:31 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I
    caught 8 nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good trip. We
    stayed at the Harbor View Inn and RV park again. The RV park
    is just a parking lot with hookups and picnic tables, but
    it's just a short walk from there to one of my favorite
    crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The mature
    males molt late in the Summer and don't fill out for 2 or 3
    months. Until then the meat is soft and watery. The
    commercial season won't start until later in the year when
    the crabs have filled out and are consistently firm. Our
    commercial crab fleet is very efficient. They will catch 90%
    of the season's total in 6 weeks. The commercial season runs
    into summer and ends before the males start molting again.
    After the first 6 weeks most of the boats switch over to more
    lucrative fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab all
    year round, the best time of year is from September when the
    males are firming up, until the commercial season starts.
    About half of my crabs were pretty well filled out and the
    other half was mostly filled out. The softer crabs will be
    suitable for crab dip and soup and such. The firmer crabs are
    great for eating right out of the shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin
    version of creamed corn with just enough crab to balance the
    flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State Park.
    If the weather is nice we will be able to dig for Razor
    clams, which is another one of my favorite foods. If it's
    stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and watch the
    ocean. Maybe do a little beach combing between weather
    fronts.
    Do you have to have signs there that say: WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED by OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
    Ya' know, the signs on the dock say all sorts of things, and
    there are signs all over the coast, but I haven't seen any
    warning signs for hemophiliacs. I don't think anyone wants to
    prosecute people for a medical condition and I suspect that most
    of the living hemophiliacs are smart enough to figure this
    problem out for themselves. I haven't met anyone out crabbing who
    said they were a hemophiliac. OTOH the odds are that some of the
    folks who are out crabbing are using blood thinners. One of the
    guys I met on the dock said he was 80 years old. On this trip I
    only bled a very small amount.

    TB

    They aren't common, but I have seen people using crab tongs. I
    generally don't ask strangers about their medical condition because medical conditions are like assholes. Everyone has one. It is
    possible that some folks were using crab tongs because of a medical condition.

    https://www.amazon.com/Eagle-Claw-10160-006-Crab-Tongs/dp/B003ZZ8X7E/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=crab+tongs&qid=1697040731&sr=8-7
    Probably should check with the OPRD or the CPSC to see if using crab
    tongs off-label for razor clams is approved. Follow the science.
    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Oh, you can use just about anything you want for either creature. And science does rule--sort of. For crabs just about anything is legal. In some places people use rakes to catch crabs. Some people like catching them with their bare hands. Scuba
    diving for crabs is perfectly legal. There are some limits on traps. Both the number of traps you can use and their design, but there aren't restrictions many for recreational crabbers. All of this is allowed because recreational crabbing only accounts
    for a small percentage of the harvest. There are just tons of crabs out there.

    OTOH for razor clams science does rule. You could try to use tongs if you wanted to, but it just wouldn't be effective. If you really want to rock digging for razor clams you need a clam gun.

    https://www.amazon.com/Murffs-Claminator-Stainless-Steel-Valve/dp/B07QY1HBKS/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=clam%2Bgun&qid=1697049775&sr=8-3&th=1

    From the background I know exactly where the guy in their picture is standing. The old tillamook lighthouse is in the background--Terrible Tilly. Last I heard it was up for sale again with no takers. He's standing on the best beach for razor clams
    in Oregon. To his right is the entire city of Seaside. I hope to be on that beach for Christmas, if not sooner.

    I'm cheap. This is what I use.

    https://fishermans-marine.com/products/willapa-marine-kids-clam-gun

    The thumb hole on top of my clam gun is scientifically important. I leave it open when I'm pushing my gun into the sand where I think I have found a clam and close that hole when I pulling the sand out of the hole I just made. Razor clams are fast.
    It might take more than one try to catch it. People used to use special shovels for this, but the guns are much more effective. My sister and her husband have some of the very nice stainless steel clam guns. They also have all the neoprene gear for going
    in the water after the clams. That is too hard core for me. For other clams it isn't necessary to be all that scientific. The other clams here don't move around that fast, if at all.

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Oct 11 16:05:09 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 8:16:48 AM UTC-7,
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:29:31 AM UTC-7, bfh
    wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:

    I've been on the coast for crabbing and beach combing. I
    caught 8 nice sized keepers, so I consider it a good
    trip. We stayed at the Harbor View Inn and RV park again.
    The RV park is just a parking lot with hookups and picnic
    tables, but it's just a short walk from there to one of
    my favorite crabbing docks.

    Crabbing mostly revolves around the annual molt. The
    mature males molt late in the Summer and don't fill out
    for 2 or 3 months. Until then the meat is soft and
    watery. The commercial season won't start until later in
    the year when the crabs have filled out and are
    consistently firm. Our commercial crab fleet is very
    efficient. They will catch 90% of the season's total in 6
    weeks. The commercial season runs into summer and ends
    before the males start molting again. After the first 6
    weeks most of the boats switch over to more lucrative
    fisheries.

    So, for recreational crabbers, even though we can crab
    all year round, the best time of year is from September
    when the males are firming up, until the commercial
    season starts. About half of my crabs were pretty well
    filled out and the other half was mostly filled out. The
    softer crabs will be suitable for crab dip and soup and
    such. The firmer crabs are great for eating right out of
    the shell.

    The Chinese have a classic soup that's basically a thin
    version of creamed corn with just enough crab to balance
    the flavors. Yum

    I have reservations for Christmas at Fort Stevens State
    Park. If the weather is nice we will be able to dig for
    Razor clams, which is another one of my favorite foods.
    If it's stormy we'll sit back somewhere comfortable and
    watch the ocean. Maybe do a little beach combing between
    weather fronts.
    Do you have to have signs there that say: WARNING

    HERE BE SHARP THINGS

    HEMOPHILIACS PROHIBITED by OPRD REGULATIONS

    VIOLATORS WILL BE COAGULATED AND PROSECUTED

    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.
    Ya' know, the signs on the dock say all sorts of things, and
    there are signs all over the coast, but I haven't seen any
    warning signs for hemophiliacs. I don't think anyone wants
    to prosecute people for a medical condition and I suspect
    that most of the living hemophiliacs are smart enough to
    figure this problem out for themselves. I haven't met anyone
    out crabbing who said they were a hemophiliac. OTOH the odds
    are that some of the folks who are out crabbing are using
    blood thinners. One of the guys I met on the dock said he was
    80 years old. On this trip I only bled a very small amount.

    TB

    They aren't common, but I have seen people using crab tongs. I
    generally don't ask strangers about their medical condition
    because medical conditions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
    It is possible that some folks were using crab tongs because of
    a medical condition.

    https://www.amazon.com/Eagle-Claw-10160-006-Crab-Tongs/dp/B003ZZ8X7E/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=crab+tongs&qid=1697040731&sr=8-7


    Probably should check with the OPRD or the CPSC to see if using crab
    tongs off-label for razor clams is approved. Follow the science.
    -- bill Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Oh, you can use just about anything you want for either creature.
    And science does rule--sort of. For crabs just about anything is
    legal. In some places people use rakes to catch crabs. Some people
    like catching them with their bare hands. Scuba diving for crabs is
    perfectly legal. There are some limits on traps. Both the number of
    traps you can use and their design, but there aren't restrictions
    many for recreational crabbers. All of this is allowed because
    recreational crabbing only accounts for a small percentage of the
    harvest. There are just tons of crabs out there.

    OTOH for razor clams science does rule. You could try to use tongs
    if you wanted to, but it just wouldn't be effective. If you really
    want to rock digging for razor clams you need a clam gun.

    A GUN?! Gasp! Do you need a background check to buy one? Well, at
    least it's not scary black.

    https://www.amazon.com/Murffs-Claminator-Stainless-Steel-Valve/dp/B07QY1HBKS/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=clam%2Bgun&qid=1697049775&sr=8-3&th=1

    From the background I know exactly where the guy in their picture
    is standing. The old tillamook lighthouse is in the
    background--Terrible Tilly. Last I heard it was up for sale again
    with no takers. He's standing on the best beach for razor clams in
    Oregon. To his right is the entire city of Seaside. I hope to be on
    that beach for Christmas, if not sooner.

    I'm cheap. This is what I use.

    https://fishermans-marine.com/products/willapa-marine-kids-clam-gun

    The thumb hole on top of my clam gun is scientifically important.
    I leave it open when I'm pushing my gun into the sand where I think
    I have found a clam and close that hole when I pulling the sand out
    of the hole I just made. Razor clams are fast. It might take more
    than one try to catch it. People used to use special shovels for
    this, but the guns are much more effective. My sister and her
    husband have some of the very nice stainless steel clam guns. They
    also have all the neoprene gear for going in the water after the
    clams. That is too hard core for me. For other clams it isn't
    necessary to be all that scientific. The other clams here don't
    move around that fast, if at all.

    TB



    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Oct 11 14:38:14 2023
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 1:05:14 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

    A GUN?! Gasp! Do you need a background check to buy one? Well, at
    least it's not scary black.

    We even let children use them. People being people, someone must have used one of those stainless steel suckers for a weapon on the beach at sometime, but that doesn't seem to be common. I don't think my plastic gun would be an effective defense
    against an angry seagull. "If we outlaw clam guns, only outlaws will have clam guns"?

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From bfh@21:1/5 to Technobarbarian on Wed Oct 11 19:38:15 2023
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 1:05:14 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

    A GUN?! Gasp! Do you need a background check to buy one? Well,
    at least it's not scary black.

    We even let children use them. People being people, someone must
    have used one of those stainless steel suckers for a weapon on the
    beach at sometime, but that doesn't seem to be common. I don't
    think my plastic gun would be an effective defense against an angry
    seagull. "If we outlaw clam guns, only outlaws will have clam
    guns"?

    Hey. You didn't hear me say I wanted to outlaw clam guns. I was just
    sorta implying that if any of your dumbasses out there even heard
    "clam gun", they'd probably run to their safe spaces. If I were to
    literally take a position on outlawing clam guns, I'd say - in the
    interest of equity - let the clams arm themselves with something other
    than just sharp edges. I'll even bet that there are a few brave clams
    out there that would wear a suicide vest to utterly destroy the next
    clam gun that enveloped it. I allege that would sure make clam gunners
    think twice before viciously plunging their evil weapon of abduction
    into the sand. I mean, look, if you've got a name like "razor clam",
    you gotta (start uptalk) have some balls, you know.(end uptalk)

    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Technobarbarian@21:1/5 to bfh on Wed Oct 11 17:05:34 2023
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 4:38:19 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:
    Technobarbarian wrote:
    On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 1:05:14 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

    A GUN?! Gasp! Do you need a background check to buy one? Well,
    at least it's not scary black.

    We even let children use them. People being people, someone must
    have used one of those stainless steel suckers for a weapon on the
    beach at sometime, but that doesn't seem to be common. I don't
    think my plastic gun would be an effective defense against an angry seagull. "If we outlaw clam guns, only outlaws will have clam
    guns"?
    Hey. You didn't hear me say I wanted to outlaw clam guns. I was just
    sorta implying that if any of your dumbasses out there even heard
    "clam gun", they'd probably run to their safe spaces. If I were to
    literally take a position on outlawing clam guns, I'd say - in the
    interest of equity - let the clams arm themselves with something other
    than just sharp edges. I'll even bet that there are a few brave clams
    out there that would wear a suicide vest to utterly destroy the next
    clam gun that enveloped it. I allege that would sure make clam gunners
    think twice before viciously plunging their evil weapon of abduction
    into the sand. I mean, look, if you've got a name like "razor clam",
    you gotta (start uptalk) have some balls, you know.(end uptalk)
    --
    bill
    Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

    Much like gravity, evolution can be a bitch. If they evolved to be much bigger they could be a serious threat. I'll bet they would be tasty too, even if it took a week to properly cook them. Eventually it would probably all balance out, even if
    you had to go out with something more serious than a clam gun. I'm the sort of person who roots for the bull in the bull ring or being run down the street. When the great white hunter goes out for big game I'm always rooting for the big game. So I would
    seem only fair if clams could fight back at least as well as a crab, if not better.

    TB

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)