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Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Bob Black wrote:

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One Party System <eat_me@yahoo.com> wrote:

Gronk <invalid@net.invalid> wrote in news:n0k8tt$uh1$1@news.mixmin.net:

CIA Facts wrote:

Yet democrats blame George Bush for it.

Bush didn't start the Iraq war, Clinton did.

What was Desert Storm then?

A wet dream.

A Clinton mess.

Clinton invaded rectums

Mobile, AL – An Alabama woman claims she became pregnant with
an “unknown man’s” baby after using a ‘porta potty’ at the
county fair. Britney Thomas, 18, explains the peculiar event: “I
used the porta potty at the fair last year after someone else
was using it. I found some semen left behind on the floor by the
previous user. The toilet paper roll was placed on the ground
too. I believe that when I was using the toilet paper to wipe
myself off it was contaminated by the semen on the ground. Now,
I just gave birth to a healthy baby boy with dark skin. Both my
husband and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. It took a while
for my husband to understand the science behind getting
pregnant. But now he supports me and we just want to find who
the father is.”

Britney and her husband Michael have released this composite
sketch of what the man exiting the porta potty looked like.
According to Britney, she was able to remember exactly what the
man looked like over one year ago. The incident occurred on May,
14, 2015.

http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/8038835_G-
768x955.jpg

The Thomas’ are asking anyone who recognizes this man to please
contact the Mobile, Alabama Police Department with information.
“I want little Timmy to know who his biological father is,” said
Brittany. “I also want him to pay child support. Neither one of
us are at fault, but we are both responsible for the support of
this child. But if we can’t find him, Michael is willing to help
me raise him. I’m just so glad my husband realizes the truth
about what happened. I’m a loyal wife. And I love my family.”

Brittany has been accused of being a cheater and a liar by
several people in her community. However, Britney says as long
as her husband believes her she doesn’t care what anybody else
thinks.
 

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