I've read and heard a lot of imitations to "Birth of a Candy Bar". But they don't come close and they certainly don't do the original justice. If you do a search on youtube, you'll see a lot of butchered attempts.it wasn't mine, I have no clue what the album was called. Anyone know?
Well, I remember the original and wish I could find it again. I think it was by Richard Troy, but I'm not even sure anymore. I haven't been able to find his original recording, if it was him. I remember hearing it on an album my friend had, but, since
When it comes lyrics or parodies I've heard and loved, I have a photographic memory. It came out in the mid 80s. This is how the original went (Candy Bars involved are caps).BIG HUNK for a MILLION DOLLAR BAR?"
It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of being a MR. GOODBAR. So when I saw Ms. HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. I whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "Hey, SWEETTART. How would you like to CRUNCH on my
Well she immediately went down on my TOOTSIE ROLL and, you know, it was like pure ALMOND JOY. I couldn't help but grab her delicious MOUNDS 'cause it was easy to see that this little TWIX had the RED HOTS. It was all I could do to hold back a SNICKERand a CRACKLE as my BUTTERFINGER went up her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream, "OH HENRY! OH HENRY!"
Soon, she was fondling my PETER PAUL and ZAG NUTS and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS and give her a taste of the old MILKY WAY. She asked if I was into M&Ms. I said, "Hey! CHICKLET, no kinky stuff."MUSKATEERS!" As I rammed my DING DONG up her ROCKY ROAD into her PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
I said, "Look you little REESE PIECE, don't be a ZERO; be a LIFESAVER. Why don't you take my WATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your BIT-O-HONEY?" Oo what a piece of JUICYFRUIT she was too. She screamed, "Oh, CRACKERJACK! You're better than the THREE
Well, I was giving it to her GOOD & PLENTY when all of a sudden, my STARBURST. Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit CHUNKY and complained of a WRIGLEYS in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a BABY RUTH.
Thanks,
JD
On Sunday, 21 October 2012 at 01:03:14 UTC-4, JoeDatesta wrote:
I've read and heard a lot of imitations to "Birth of a Candy Bar". But
they don't come close and they certainly don't do the original justice.
If you do a search on youtube, you'll see a lot of butchered attempts.
Well, I remember the original and wish I could find it again. I think it
was by Richard Troy, but I'm not even sure anymore. I haven't been able
to find his original recording, if it was him. I remember hearing it on
an album my friend had, but, since it wasn't mine, I have no clue what
the album was called. Anyone know?
When it comes lyrics or parodies I've heard and loved, I have a
photographic memory. It came out in the mid 80s. This is how the
original went (Candy Bars involved are caps).
It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of being a MR. GOODBAR. So when I
saw Ms. HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK
and FIFTH AVENUE. I whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "Hey,
SWEETTART. How would you like to CRUNCH on my BIG HUNK for a MILLION DOLLAR BAR?"
Well she immediately went down on my TOOTSIE ROLL and, you know, it was
like pure ALMOND JOY. I couldn't help but grab her delicious MOUNDS
'cause it was easy to see that this little TWIX had the RED HOTS. It was
all I could do to hold back a SNICKER and a CRACKLE as my BUTTERFINGER
went up her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream, "OH HENRY! OH HENRY!"
Soon, she was fondling my PETER PAUL and ZAG NUTS and I knew it wouldn't
be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS and give her a taste of
the old MILKY WAY. She asked if I was into M&Ms. I said, "Hey! CHICKLET, no kinky stuff."
I said, "Look you little REESE PIECE, don't be a ZERO; be a LIFESAVER.
Why don't you take my WATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your BIT-O-HONEY?"
Oo what a piece of JUICYFRUIT she was too. She screamed, "Oh,
CRACKERJACK! You're better than the THREE MUSKATEERS!" As I rammed my
DING DONG up her ROCKY ROAD into her PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
Well, I was giving it to her GOOD & PLENTY when all of a sudden, my
STARBURST. Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit CHUNKY
and complained of a WRIGLEYS in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months
later, out popped a BABY RUTH.
Thanks,
JD
HERES THE ORIGINAL
one payday, mr goodbar wanted a bit-o-honey, so he took miss hershey
behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark and 5th ave. there he began
to feel her mounds which was pure almond joy he let out a snicker and
stuck his butterfinger up her kitt katt which caused a milky way, she screamed oh henry as she squeezed his peter paul and zagnut, she said you
are much better than the 3 musketeers, so she got a bit chunky, and 9
months later had a baby ruth.
Dave <dave57...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Sunday, 21 October 2012 at 01:03:14 UTC-4, JoeDatesta wrote:
I've read and heard a lot of imitations to "Birth of a Candy Bar". But
they don't come close and they certainly don't do the original justice. >> If you do a search on youtube, you'll see a lot of butchered attempts.
Well, I remember the original and wish I could find it again. I think it >> was by Richard Troy, but I'm not even sure anymore. I haven't been able >> to find his original recording, if it was him. I remember hearing it on >> an album my friend had, but, since it wasn't mine, I have no clue what
the album was called. Anyone know?
When it comes lyrics or parodies I've heard and loved, I have a
photographic memory. It came out in the mid 80s. This is how the
original went (Candy Bars involved are caps).
It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of being a MR. GOODBAR. So when I >> saw Ms. HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK
and FIFTH AVENUE. I whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "Hey,
SWEETTART. How would you like to CRUNCH on my BIG HUNK for a MILLION DOLLAR BAR?"
Well she immediately went down on my TOOTSIE ROLL and, you know, it was >> like pure ALMOND JOY. I couldn't help but grab her delicious MOUNDS
'cause it was easy to see that this little TWIX had the RED HOTS. It was >> all I could do to hold back a SNICKER and a CRACKLE as my BUTTERFINGER
went up her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream, "OH HENRY! OH HENRY!"
Soon, she was fondling my PETER PAUL and ZAG NUTS and I knew it wouldn't >> be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS and give her a taste of >> the old MILKY WAY. She asked if I was into M&Ms. I said, "Hey! CHICKLET, no kinky stuff."
I said, "Look you little REESE PIECE, don't be a ZERO; be a LIFESAVER.
Why don't you take my WATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your BIT-O-HONEY?"
Oo what a piece of JUICYFRUIT she was too. She screamed, "Oh,
CRACKERJACK! You're better than the THREE MUSKATEERS!" As I rammed my
DING DONG up her ROCKY ROAD into her PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
Well, I was giving it to her GOOD & PLENTY when all of a sudden, my
STARBURST. Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit CHUNKY >> and complained of a WRIGLEYS in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months
later, out popped a BABY RUTH.
Thanks,
JD
Again, this is not the original. I was a teenager in the 70s & a grown woman by the 80s. I jumped roped in the 60s to a completely different candy bar rap. It included Good and Plenty, Mr Good bar, Oh Henry, Paydays, Milkyway, 5th Ave, Clark, M & Ms,HERES THE ORIGINAL
one payday, mr goodbar wanted a bit-o-honey, so he took miss hershey behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark and 5th ave. there he began to feel her mounds which was pure almond joy he let out a snicker and stuck his butterfinger up her kitt katt which caused a milky way, she screamed oh henry as she squeezed his peter paul and zagnut, she said you are much better than the 3 musketeers, so she got a bit chunky, and 9 months later had a baby ruth.
Thank you for that public service.
On Tuesday, July 6, 2021 at 2:21:48 AM UTC-7, Band Beyond Youall wrote:
Dave <dave57...@gmail.com> wrote:Again, this is not the original. I was a teenager in the 70s & a grown
On Sunday, 21 October 2012 at 01:03:14 UTC-4, JoeDatesta wrote:Thank you for that public service.
I've read and heard a lot of imitations to "Birth of a Candy Bar". But >>>> they don't come close and they certainly don't do the original justice. >>>> If you do a search on youtube, you'll see a lot of butchered attempts. >>>>
Well, I remember the original and wish I could find it again. I think it >>>> was by Richard Troy, but I'm not even sure anymore. I haven't been able >>>> to find his original recording, if it was him. I remember hearing it on >>>> an album my friend had, but, since it wasn't mine, I have no clue what >>>> the album was called. Anyone know?
When it comes lyrics or parodies I've heard and loved, I have a
photographic memory. It came out in the mid 80s. This is how the
original went (Candy Bars involved are caps).
It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of being a MR. GOODBAR. So when I >>>> saw Ms. HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK
and FIFTH AVENUE. I whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "Hey,
SWEETTART. How would you like to CRUNCH on my BIG HUNK for a MILLION DOLLAR BAR?"
Well she immediately went down on my TOOTSIE ROLL and, you know, it was >>>> like pure ALMOND JOY. I couldn't help but grab her delicious MOUNDS
'cause it was easy to see that this little TWIX had the RED HOTS. It was >>>> all I could do to hold back a SNICKER and a CRACKLE as my BUTTERFINGER >>>> went up her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream, "OH HENRY! OH HENRY!"
Soon, she was fondling my PETER PAUL and ZAG NUTS and I knew it wouldn't >>>> be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS and give her a taste of >>>> the old MILKY WAY. She asked if I was into M&Ms. I said, "Hey!
CHICKLET, no kinky stuff."
I said, "Look you little REESE PIECE, don't be a ZERO; be a LIFESAVER. >>>> Why don't you take my WATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your BIT-O-HONEY?" >>>> Oo what a piece of JUICYFRUIT she was too. She screamed, "Oh,
CRACKERJACK! You're better than the THREE MUSKATEERS!" As I rammed my
DING DONG up her ROCKY ROAD into her PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
Well, I was giving it to her GOOD & PLENTY when all of a sudden, my
STARBURST. Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit CHUNKY >>>> and complained of a WRIGLEYS in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months
later, out popped a BABY RUTH.
Thanks,
JD
HERES THE ORIGINAL
one payday, mr goodbar wanted a bit-o-honey, so he took miss hershey
behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark and 5th ave. there he began >>> to feel her mounds which was pure almond joy he let out a snicker and
stuck his butterfinger up her kitt katt which caused a milky way, she
screamed oh henry as she squeezed his peter paul and zagnut, she said you >>> are much better than the 3 musketeers, so she got a bit chunky, and 9
months later had a baby ruth.
woman by the 80s. I jumped roped in the 60s to a completely different
candy bar rap. It included Good and Plenty, Mr Good bar, Oh Henry,
Paydays, Milkyway, 5th Ave, Clark, M & Ms, Baby Ruth, Sugar Daddy, & others.
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